Nix--cis-f.

Better Stop dreaming of the quiet life cos it's the one we'll never know

And quit running for that runaway bus cos those rosey days are few

And stop apologising for the things you never done

Time is short and life is cruel

but it's up to us to change this town called Malice

I'm shiny and I know it,

Don't know why you wanna blow it,

Need a man who likes it rough, likes it rough, likes it rough

Your love is nothing i can't fight

Can't sleep with the man who dims my shine

I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more

They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?)

Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker

than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

by the doctor when I'm not co-operating

When I'm rockin the table while he's operating

Just gonna stand there,watch me burn

But that's alright because I like the way it hurts

Lock eyes from across the room

Down my drink while the rhythms boom

Take your hand and skip the names

No need here for the silly games

Make our way through the smoke and crowd

The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud

Move in close as the lasers fly

Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours

Our lips first touch outside your doors

A whole night what we've got in store

Whisper in my ear that you want some more

Got up in the club

Posted in the back

Feelin so good

Lookin so bad

Rockin this skirt

Rockin this club

Got my middle finger up I don't really give a ****

I already love him l:teehee:

He's the coolest I'd marry him in a moment,there how cool he is

Try this:

Hmmmm... there may be some chauvinistic crap that DAAS put out, but I can't think of anything off the top of my head... I'll have a look see at my collection and see what I can come up with...

Well,inapropriate songs will do it just fine it's important to be funny,the subject is nevermind

I’m still singing the chorus

(Thank god we’re almost done)

I hate singing the chorus

(It's Such a boring ****ing job)

I'm gonna take my 40 bucks

(That's what they're paying me)

And I'm gonna go get really drunk

After reading this I'm reminded of a comedy trio called the Doug Anthony Allstars... they used to sing very inappropriate songs too...

 

If you're interested in inappropiate songs, try these! They're all on a similar topic to that song...

 

 

 

Well,I'm more into chauvinistic crap thank you anw,I'll check these links out!

Commander in your pants.

OMFG WTF?

Jon Lajoie,Canadian comedian.He's the awesomest,you should see some other works of his,he's a complete idiot

From here on out

I'll be your commander

No fear no doubt

I'll provide the answer

Right now I command you to dance

Qui dit étude dit travail,

Qui dit taf te dit les thunes,

Qui dit argent dit dépenses,

Qui dit crédit dit créance,

Qui dit dette te dit huissier,

Oui dit assis dans la merde.

Qui dit Amour dit les gosses,

Dit toujours et dit divorce

There's a place I know

If you're looking for a show

Where they go hardcore

And there's glitter on the floor

And they turn me on

When they take it off

http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/

 

Dear Mr. Timberlake, Sorry, you cannot bring sexy back without proof of purchase. Sincerely, Wal-Mart.

 

Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,

That's right, I just have sex with them,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

You're talking to me about stuff, why?

I'd rather see your titties,

Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?

I'd much rather see your titties,

I can't have sex with your personality,

And I can't put my penis in your college degree,

And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,

So why're you sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,

That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and...

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Knock knock, who's there?

It's me, wondering why you're not naked,

Knock knock, who's there?

Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,

No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,

Something something in the month of May,

Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,

So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,

Women are only good for three things,

Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

I can give good sex to you,

'Cause I'm really good at sex,

I can give good sex to you,

'Cause I'm really good at sex,

Aww yeah, that's right,

Shake your...bums,

I'm out of here,

I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.

FREAKING INGENIOUS.

I feel like the DJ is my bodyguard

You see the way he keeps me safe

With the treble and that bass

I feel free enough to party hard

We’ll catch our very last train

Light our very last flames

And we’ll knock it all back and forget our names

Cos its our last night

And its one last fight

We’re the last ones

The last ones standing

You're a good soldier

Choosing your battles

Pick yourself up

And dust yourself off

And back in the saddle

You're on the frontline

Everyone's watching

You know it's serious

We're getting closer

This isnt over

When I step on the scene

Ya'll know me, cause I walk with a limp

Like an old school pimp or a real OG

I rocking VANS

I'm in the sand

 

Potato.

 

Jam or Jelly?

Jam.

Taking photos or being pictured?

White Wine.

 

Aerosmith or Guns N' Roses?

Gosh.Dislike them both.Let's say Aerosmith.

Tomato or potato?

Spring.

 

Boy-friends or Girl-friends?

Boy-friends

Red or white wine?

You feed the lies they consume them

Impose a god will include them

Return the faith to impress him

Consequence, a contained life

Subject the mass to a coma

Sedating souls and conforming

Blinding them all without warning

Chosen one a vicious lie

The last one standing - is me