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So, to cut a long story short Mika is wishing he would be a blonde russian old man who wears a working class english man's beret to visit his wax statue at the Grevin Museum where he'd be snogged by Sariflor's seal and Dolly Parton at the same time...

I have absolutely no idea what you're on about. I guess that's what happens when you don't visit this thread often. :lmfao:

lol, I bet the show will be SO interesting for us

True dat.

"Remember to look for a spare ticket to that Mika gig you're going to. Why? 'Cause I wanna kill him."

"So. Blame it on the girls who know what to do, blame it on the boys who wanna screw you... What do you mean, that's not the lyrics?!"

-Amelia

I hope to be able to find the streaming link there...(I can't speak a word of french...!)

Neither can I.

The Umbilical Brothers.

Thanks!

 

Amazing the way he goes for weeks and comes back ... watta guy:wub2:

... Random but my cat does that. But it's not amazing.

Aw, he's hunched over his piano. No Kerplunk or woodcutting today. Probably no chasing pussy either

:lmfao:

MIka is back!!!

I WAS SHOCKED.

Hm. Last night I had a dream that I was on MFC and a message appeared at the top of my screen which said the Hammersmith Apollo London gig was cancelled. I was really upset, and I mentioned it, but no one believed me. Everyone told me I was lying.

Odd.

Ah jeez... I finally got around to listening to Sammy... Epic.

 

Mika - Hello?

Voice - What are you wearing?

Mika - Oh, FFS...you again, Michael?

Voice - *sings* I know that we could be so amaziiiing...

Mika - Whaaa? STOP IT!

Voice - And baby your love is gonna change meeeee...And now I can see every possibilityyyyy, mmmmmm....

Mika - I told you...stop it! And I'm warning you, if you ever try to snog me again, I'll...

Voice - "OOOHHH Somehow I know that it’ll all turn out...You'll make me work so we can work to work it out..."

Mika - AAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGHHH! *hungs up*

 

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Sorry, Wonka...I know it's your thread, but...

:lmfao:

 

 

I fully agree!

a-g-r-e-e

:naughty:

:bow:

Wonka, you... You are EPIC.

That's awesome

Thank you!

Setting off all the cooking timers in a store to go off at the same time.

It was hard, but I'm glad I did it.

 

OMG, Mika really is a vampire!

 

Mika, can you get rid of that pansy Edward pls, kthxbai

 

 

 

Okay, I'm only quoting this cause that pic is awesome!

 

 

 

 

You are awesome.

Did you understand it?

Yep.

no joke...I woke up last night humming Happy Ending.

I'm weird....

I'm weirder. I think.

I've woken up singing... In Japanese.

YKYAMFW you've been humming his songs unconsciously.

I was humming for a while, and only a couple minutes after did I realise I was humming Touches You.

Luke: Jesus, Emma!

Me: ... *still half asleep* What?

Luke: I woke up in the middle of the night, and your gay music was playing! I don't the song, but I swear I heard a whiny, girly voice sing it! It had to be Mika!

I can't help it...

I think he told her to eff off because she wanted his slot at the Lowlands festival.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if he did genuinely not like her. She seems quite moany at times. Or she doesn't like a lot of other famous peeps.

Lily's fallen out with a few people that Mika like, e.g. Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry (I think Katy Perry started that one by referring to her self as "like a thin version of Lily Allen.").

 

Miss Allen has also been in a long duel with Mike Skinner from The Streets.

 

(pinkfakecheez appears to have morphed into a journalist. Please stand by until normal service resumes.)

I think it was the other way around. They wanted him to take her spot or something...

I think he said... Something like... This:

"Oh, was it LILY'S place? Ah..! No, I told them to f*** off!"

:thumb_yello:

Luke: You have cr*p movies on your iPod.

Me: Hm. Yeah.

Luke: ... OH MY GOD YOU HAVE PORN!

Me: What? ... Luke... That's We Are Golden.

Me: Wow. Eighty pounds. I could buy Mika tickets.

Luke: Bugger Mika. I'm your brother.

Luke: Why do you have a video of a stripper on your iPod?

Me: That's Love Today, idiot.

Luke: Mikamikamikamikamikamikamika...

Me: ...?

Luke: I'm being you. Isn't it obvious? *grabs my glasses off my face*... *puts them on*. AHEM. Mikamikamikamikamikamika....

Something tells me he went to Sri Lanka for an 8-day-holiday:mf_rosetinted:

Just a wild guess.

Your brother is funny.

 

I like She Will Be Loved.

That he is.

I like it too.

It's boiling hot and really windy where I am. I came out of the swimming pool a while ago but I still feel like a cold, wet cat.

Apparently, my aunt's too warm to close the window.