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He wrote every song, but didn't write Grace Kelly

 

I first started reading in the middle of the post. I was wondering why Luke (associated w/ Mika's former keyboardplayer )would have written WAG

He's weird like that.

:lmfao:

My dad MAKES me listen to them.

I don't know a lot about them, or a lot of songs, but I like Depeche Mode.

OMG!

I fall asleep with my iPod on often... Normally playing very loudly.

I just found these pictures on my laptop. Didn't know I had them.

My dog, Louis:

And my brother's cat, Kitten. (He named her when he was like, seven. )

i love you.

 

(i first wrote uo.y. i keep writing words backwars todays. what is with mee... )

Love ya too!

(I do that sometimes. )

Luke is my older brother, by the way. He has a running joke that he's written every song in the world. Don't ask me why.

*Lady Gaga's Poker Face plays*

Luke: I respect Lady Gaga. For three reasons. One, she's not afraid to do what she wants, two, she's a classically trained musician, and three, she respects the gay community.

Me:[/b[ (From the other room) THINK MIKA IS ALL OF THESE THINGS BUT YOU DON'T LIKE 'IM!

Luke: ... But yeah, Mika IS gay, so of COURSE he has to respect the gay community.

My mom: No he's not.

Luke: Are you oblivious?

Mom: He doesn't want to be labelled.

Me: *spinning around in a circle* Labels are for soup cans!

Luke: *trips me* Shut up Emma.

*She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 plays in the background*

Luke: ... I wrote this song.

Me: You've written most songs.

Luke: I wrote EVERY song.

Me: Wait, so you wrote Grace Kelly?

Luke: ... No.

Me: Oh.

Luke: I wrote We Are Golden though.

Me: I can't find my headphones! Err... Oh. Here they are.

Luke: Oh, by the way. How late do you listen to music? I woke up at three in the morning and Love Today was playing in the background!

I thought you were talking about the whole Mika being in my bed thing, he is perfectly sober fo your information.

'Course he is.

EDIT: I gotta go. If you're not too 'busy' () tell Mika I said bye. See ya!

*doesn't know why you would miss such a hellish thing*

 

Wow, you win.

Hey, I'm tired. I don't know WHAT I believe.

He was drunk. I don't blame him.

OH I LOVE this thread!! I will add some Afrikaans (South African) when I have more time.

I was about to ask my aunt to do that!

I'm extremely tired, and I fell in a snowbank walking home from school, so I am pretty cold.

Awww... *misses Canada and snow*

I got thrown fully clothed into a pool today.

You should be sorry.

I should, but I'm out of it at the moment. I'm jet lagged, have a headache and I'm too hot.

Hmmm. Sorry we're too busy right now, if you catch my drift.

Sorry I interrupted. *isn't actually*XD

You are all wrong, I am sitting with him on my bed right now.

Oh. Are you? Okay. Tell him that he left some clothes at my house, please.

soooo cold... shivering like mad...

Complete opposite to that.

Huh? What's a yawn-rape?

Sorry about the quality...

I had a dream last night that I yawn-raped Mika.

He was signing something of mine, and he yawned so I yawn raped him... The weird thing is, it wasn't awkward. Not at all...

When I woke up, I couldn't stop laughing.

 

Dah, she read the MFC on your account.

She probably does.

Amelia: Emma... What is Mika?

Me: A guy.

Amelia: No, like, sexuality-wise?

Me: Why does it matter? Honestly?

Amelia: Just ell me.

Me: He said he's bisexual. But, why?

Amelia: Bisexual... Hm... That's just a rest stop on the highway to homo.

Me: SUSAN! THAT'S-

Amelia: I have a theory.

Me: How could you say that?! I mean, that's just...!

Amelia: Think about it. Mika's in a relationship... Has been for a while...

Me: ... So?

Amelia: On July 22nd, 2009, he said he was a 'wag'.

Me: As in, a We Are Golden.

Amelia: Does 'I am a We Are Golden' make sense? No, it doesn't. So... what other meaning does Wag have? Well, one of them is 'Wives and girlfriends' of footballers.

Me: ...?

Amelia: A whlie later, he 'comes out of the closet' and admits what, Emma?

Me: ...

Amelia: THAT HE'S A FAN OF CHARLTON ATHLETIC FC! BAM! HE'S DATING SOMEONE FROM THERE!

Me: ... ... But why would it be Wife?

Amelia: Why is he the wife? Take it from me. In relationships, someone's always the b****.

I'm just a bit confused...

... And just where did she get that information?

"Seriously, if there was a webcam in this room, I would probably never get another job again.... But you can imagine."

 

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From his New Year's Eve Radio 2 dj gig: http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21137

I like these...

"Hey this is Mika, on New Year's Eve, with the ultimate Party Soundtrack... That sounds like you can sell it! I think we sould sell it! The Ultimate Party Soundtrack Volume 432!"

"Before I'm going to depart for my imaginary fantabulastic, New York themed, Frank Sinatra Christmas, with Dean Martin sitting at my side..."

"To the man who is riding his llama in the Welsh hills, I hope you find where you're going. To those of you who couldn't decide what to where, I think you look fantastic, it's time to walk out the bedroom. To those of you who are hiding, I'm with you. To those of you who are facing the streets tonight, good luck!"

I think it's this part...

Mika On Radio 2, Part 2

"The ULTIMATE PARTY SOUNDTRACK VOLUME 432!!!"

... I'd buy it.

Am djing on radio 2 right now!!!

2 minutes ago from Tweetie

I'm playing Bear necessities on radio 2 on new years eve! ****in happy new year everybody. Am lovin radio right now. Mxx

3 minutes ago from Tweetie

Mika: ... Because I have been doing this for a while, you're right. But so have you.

Interviewer: True.

Mika: Longer than me. So if we're going for dated... You win.

Interviewer: Excuse me. Oh, was that some kind reflection of uh, how youthful you are and how ancient I am?

Mika: Well... To put it meanly, yes.

"When you do a job like this, you don't need a therapist."

Mika: ... But telling you where I was born, which you're probably going to ask me next...

Interviewer: No I'm not going to ask you.

Mika: What are you going to have me yodel?

Interviewer: ...Though he's [David Usher] much older than you by the way.

Mika: Is he really?

Interviewer: As you referred to me as ancient.

Mika: I did not, you tagged yourself that poppet!

Amelia: I don't get you.

Me: What?

Amelia: You've turned into THAT KID.

Me: What do you mean, THAT KID?

Amelia: You know, THAT KID. That kid who doesn't like Twilight, that kid who doesn't have Facebook, that kid who practically WORSHIPS a bisexual singer with an afro who's voice is so high it can rival one of those dog whistles.

Me: ... So?

Amelia: ... I just thought you should know that.

Getting on with my brother for once.

PS - Specially my 10 TEN 10!!! fans...

Thank you!

Merry Christmas!