KaryLovesMika! Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I found something really funny and I want to share it with you!! It's quite long but they are all funny!! Capitalism: Make hay while the ..it happens. The more ..it, the more profit. Communism: Equal ..it happens to all people. We must work for our collective ..it. Socialism: If ..it happens, let's distribute it equally. My ..it is your ..it. Nazism: Aryan ..it happens in the most masterly way. Patriotism: Better ..it happens to us than to anyone else. Conservatism: ..it doesn't happen in the good old ways it used to. Liberalism: Let ..it alone, let ..it happen. Commercialism: Let's package and distribute all this ..it that happens. Scientific Obscurantism: Amorphous excrement does occur in given cases. Relativism: ..it equals WC squared. Darwinism: As ..it happens, only the ..ittiest survive. The principle is known as "the survival of the ..ittiest". Historicism: The same old ..it happens again and again. Archaeology: All we can dig is the same old ..it over and over again. Ecology: As long as it is organic ..it that happens, it's OK. Green Peace: Save and recycle all ..it as soon as it happens. Classical Physics: ..it does not 'happen', it just moves around. Quantum Physics: ..it happens but you can't say both where and when. It happens in discrete quanta called "..itons". Holistic Physics: If ..it happens, it happens everywhere at once. Computer Science: If ..it happens, we'll fix it in the next version. Descartes: ..it happens, therefore I am... I ..it, therefore I am... I am, therefore ..it happens. Cogito ergo defecato... Behaviorism: You are conditioned to having ..it happen. Freudianism: ..it happens as an indication of your anal fixation... Psychoanalysis: ..it happens because of your toilet training. It's all your mother's fault. Pragmatism: If ..it happens, we'll find a way to use it. Selfishness: Let all ..it happen to me only. Altruism: Let all ..it happen onto others. Pollyannaism: Oh, how happy we should all be that ..it happens to us! Optimism: ..it knocks only once. Pessimism: If ..it happens, there won't be enough for everybody. Paranoia: ..it happens cuz it's a plot. Narcissism: ..it happens in my own image. Agnosticism: Nobody knows why ..it happens. Gnosticism: I know why ..it happens but won't tell you. Platonism: There is ideal ..it happening somewhere. Stoicism: ..it happens? So? Cynicism: Of course ..it happens. Cubism: Why worry if ..it happens? You won't recognize it. Cultural Relativism: ..it happens everywhere differently. Confucionism: ..it happens to man who is not wise enough to avoid it... If ..it has to happen, let it happen properly, Grasshopper. Zen Buddhism: If ..it happens in the forest with no one around, who will hear the sound it makes? Hare Krishna: ..it happens Rama Rama Ding Dong. Calvinism: ..it happens to people who don't work hard enough to avoid it. Puritanism: S*** can happen all day as long as you don't call it that. Judaism: Why does ..it always happen to us? Creationism: And the Lord said "Let there be ..it" ... and there came piles of it. After six days of this ..it, He rested. Politics: If ..it happens, make a deal with it. Diplomacy: Let's pretend ..it doesn't happen. Bureaucracy: I don't care if ..it happens as long as you fill out the forms. Kindergarten Teachers: If ..it happens, don't forget to flush afterwards! The Laundry: Sheets happen. Nostalgia: ..it doesn't happen as often as it used to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 :roftl:Worth the read! How do people think of things like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaryLovesMika! Posted September 30, 2008 Author Share Posted September 30, 2008 I've no idea Silver, but they are indeed very clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I've no idea Silver, but they are indeed very clever! Or they have too much time on their hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaryLovesMika! Posted September 30, 2008 Author Share Posted September 30, 2008 Or they have too much time on their hands Don't we all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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