Holy Johnny

MMMUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH!

 

:roftl::roftl:

 

Hail Mikas is too much, even for me!

Don't worry my child, I am sure I can find a very special punishment for you.

 

Holly Johnny!

 

WTF????

 

 

I don't think that is appropriate language for me. lol:roftl:

But yes it is I.

Help me out as well Johnny. I have always had that problem -- I wanna travel like Mika does.

You need 1 of three things, Money, a private plane or a very rich husband. May I suggest the third as this is easier to achieve.

You're back!!!

I have something to confess.

I have been having envious feelings towards Mika lately!

He goes on all these cool holidays, does lot's of cool things like play with panthers.

I'm jealous!!!

What should I do?

Firstly, yes I am and it is very nice to hear from you. Secondly, don't be jealous as this leads to dressing like Lady GAGA and singing hits from Cliff Richard (and NOBODY wants that now, do they:naughty:)

He does these things with you all in mind and is trying to raise his profile to the uneducated and unblessed. You have also done some amazing things (I see the flag is still going) and you should be proud of these and not covert thy Lords ass:biggrin2: (that' ass not arse...OK)

Holy Johnny! You're back !!!!

 

I really need you... I'm the one looking so desperately bored on this photo (the one with the pink and white stripy shirt)

 

It was while queueing to see his Highness last tuesday... And I'm pretty sure He saw the pic

 

Do you think there's a chance for forgiveness???

Possibly not, but with enough praying you always have hope.

I think that's just how MFC is everyday...

It's been like this for a long time

It goes fairly fast, but sometimes it takes a minute or two to start up again.

I will ask to see if there is anything I can do to help make it a more pleasurable experience for everyone.

Once, I was late to school and got a detention because I had to read an MFC post about a Mika gig that was going to be revealed at 7 a.m

It was pretty sinful but I didn't care a bit I then knew where Mika was touring

Now this IS forgivable. Knowledge is everything, and what could be more worthy than knowing where our good lord may be at any one time.

Well and truly forgiven.

Now is it just me or is the site very slow tonight??? I do hope this will not put any of you naughty people off of redemption.

please do! this place is full of sinners!!

 

 

 

you are back!!! welcome back i can already predict that your best and most frequent customer will be willywonka!

she is our most frequent user of the naughty corner and she could use a few confessions i'm sure!!!!

 

 

 

 

nono....

I am sure willywonka will be in to see me soon. and thanks for the welcome.

I didn't replace the toilet paper in the bathroom. I didn't feel guilty .

Oh my......you really should put yourself in the position of having a number 2 and there being no mop up paper to use. I think this is a heinous sin that needs a severe reprimand. Now go and say 15 hail Mikas, and let that be a lesson to you.

OK, well as you may be able to tell I am back and it will not be fleeting. I only ask for you to use your imaginations and really push the boat out. This is still the best forum on the web and I would like to try very hard to make it better. The more fun you have the more fun it is to answer.

Go ahead and REPENT.

HJ

Please do so!

I have to confess I have never confessed to him:teehee:

Ask and you shall receive my child.

Tonight, instead of doing my homework, I painted my nails and watched TV.

Oh no, that will never do. To be a true disciple of MIKA you have to be an educated person.

Well, I'm off to bed. I don't think any of them will come on now it is nearly 2am.

Night night.

HJ

Didnt you see him?....

Although I consider myself as good sighted I am afraid I could not see him from Peterborough. I think there is a mystery afoot.

Yes, it's been a while since we could confess, so, now everything comes out at once..

 

To be honest.. there is another one..

 

 

 

 

During the Munich gig, Mika wasn't the only man that had my attention..

OMM, well I hope at least 70% of it was.

Okay.. another confession..

 

I haven't been to Birmingham..

 

And neither to Glasgow although I had a free ticket and a free place to stay..

I'm really very sorry, if I could have done more I would.

My confession are:

 

First: I tried to steal Ingrid's job as Freddie's manager

 

Second: I tried to organize have a love affair with Alice (Ingrid and Mica's son) for my old days. And nooooooooo! I don't feel ashamed for that!!!

Ok, bear with me. I have to catch up, so I will do my best:wink2:

First: How? Why? and what exactly does being Freddies manager entail?

Second: Well as long as you are happy:wink2:

Holy Father, won't you help me with my decision?

 

my best friend suggested to bring a bottle of wine to church on Christmas.

 

should i agree?

Most defiantly. The time is for rejoicing? Then there is no better way than some wine:wink2:

Ooooh i best think of something to confess tonight then, there must be something *thinks real hard*

Glad to hear Mika got the confessions booth:thumb_yello: didnt security think HJ was a real Vicar?

He said he liked it and the forum when I met him at Birmingham last Thursday. Unfortunately that was the only one I could go to this year due to other obligations (although people seem to be seeing me all over the place:shocked: ) The security at Somerset House thought I was for real, but it help when going to the Lavatory:naughty:

confession

 

i have a crush on steven tyler, joey kramner, brad whitford, tom himilton and joe perry:blush-anim-cl:

Wow thats a lot of crushes, you need to be careful you don't get crushed yourself:wink2:

Yeah.. the confession booth is back!!!

 

Now I really hope that HJ is coming after it, but thanks for digging it up, Big Girl..

 

 

Okay.. I have a confession but it is actually more for you than for HJ..

 

I stole your name to use it on the German MFC..

LOL, Hi sister, well I don't think that is a problem. How is everything? I should get a bit more free time for a bit so hope to chat lots.

HJ:mf_popeanim:

Oh My Word.

 

That was awesomeee!!!

 

 

Martin...Pfftt...he tried to bump me off stage:sneaky2: but i think i won the mini fight... :roftl:

 

 

Full report tommorow...

BUMP you off stage? My word what a dreadful thing to do. Well I hope you had a good time.

HJ:mf_popeanim:

Yes I know I know. I should be in bed. See you tomorrow.

Goodnight Blue.

they went to asda - sorry HJ - matt xxxx

I'm going mental. I am off for my tea and hope everything returns to normal.

HJ.