Holy Johnny

You drove around on a bicycle IN A CHURCH??

 

Why??

 

 

because the doors were open...

IN A CHURCH? OMM that is funny.

I'm only posting to keep an eye on this thread. It's so funny. Thats not a sin is it?

Of course not my child:thumb_yello:

but i have another confession to make:

 

i drove around in a church with my bicycle, because i thought nobody was in there. later i noticed the reverend was watching me all the time..

 

ABSOLUTION PLEASE!!!!!!!!

As the site is playing up at the moment, I may have already answered you but just incase. No absolution is necessary as it was not the temple of Mika. That is the only one I am bothered with. :roftl:

I must go now but I will speak to you all again. I should be on tomorrow.

Goodnight and Sas please lay of the sugar for a while:wink2:

If you want me to, I can Watch the sugar she eats in the bar.... 'cause she eats a lot of sugar!

 

all to help a sister!

I would be most grateful, thank you.

Nooooooooo....

 

Not my Candy Cupboard key!!

 

that's not a punishment...

 

that's..... mean..

I am afraid this is my only option, you keep flounting the rules. Tut tut tut, what am I going to do with you? I must sleep on this.

did I say "steal"??

 

I mean.... "borrowed".... eh... no.. wait..

 

I mean...eh... eh... I am stuck, huh??

Well if you borrowed them you would be able to give them back after you have finished with them. As this is not the case (and not sure if we would want them back now. lol) then this is stealing. You are only making things worse for yourself.

I'll do it right now!

 

But you understand right? Sinatra is a legend!

I understand this but that is no excuse to not play 1 Mika song a day. 1 song is all it takes.

Yes, I do...

 

Lollipops!!

Well I think to help bring you down off your sugar rush you will need these lollipops instead. They are made from vegetables. We have Cabbage, Cauliflower, Broccoli, Carrot, Mushroom (OK, so not technically a vegetable) and lots of other great healthy ones:thumb_yello: You will only be allowed these from now on and I will take the key to the Candy Cupboard. Thank You.

I have something to confess :I'm half jewish!!

Err not too sure why that is a confession but congratulations (I think:boxed: )

*looks around*

 

SSSSSSSST!!!

 

I stole 2 out of Mother Sparkly's pocket..

Mother Sparkly is to be RESPECTED and not have confiscated items stolen out of her pockets.

Holy Johnny, please help me get rid of this desire.

 

I was browsing through some Paolo Nutini pictures on google (instead of Mika pictures). I looked at them with great joy.

 

I know I have sinned, but I still want to do it. What should I do?

Tricky, this one. My wife also likes Paolo and I've had no luck with her yet either. Altough some of the Mika avatars on here will make her turn back. lol:roftl:

Pfew...

 

*sits down, hands over a lollipop to Sara and sticks one in her mouth herself*

 

then it can't be that bad..

BUT YOU ARE STILL EATING THEM. Do you really want to get all hyper again?

I... er... don't listen to ANY Mika song in.... er... ...two days....

 

 

 

can you forgive me?? I love Mika but latelly I've been listening only Sinatra songs

 

*falls in her knees*

 

Please forgive me, pleaseee

I think it would be appropriate for you to listen to some now. I would try "Over my shoulder" as it gives me goosebumps. Sinatra is good but he has had his day, a new lord rises now. HAIL MIKA!!1:punk:

Father!!

 

You aren't going to ban me from the Holy Land are you???

Do not worry yourself about it, when I think of a suitable punishment I will let you know. As for banning that I do not do. No one ever gets banned:sneaky2:

I have nothing to confess, but I'd like some holy water, please :lmfao:

Ahh my little 18 year old, sorry for not wishing you a happy Birthday sooner but I have been quite busy. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY :thumb_yello:

please forgive me i accidentally burned two children with my cigarette in italy...

OH MY!! One child is careless but 2 children is downright irresponsible:boxed: I hope you are ashamed of yourself, and you may need to buy them both a copy of LiCM to make up for this.

OMM...OMM...

 

this is bad... I can feel it...

 

*walks in circles*

Hmm!! Good I see the fear has set in:roftl:

Well I talk with Sasje a lot in the bar... and I was curious....

 

 

 

plus... I may need to confess:boxed:

Confess at your own free will my child. ANYTHING is allowed. You can let go your darkest innermost secrets or you could just tell us how much you love Mika or any other thing you may want a chat about:roftl:

Father I think word has spread and your wisdom and guidance is sought by many here in Mikadom. We are privileged to have such a revered soul to guide us.

I see you are keeping good order Mother Sparkly. I would reward you with a lollipop but a certain Sister has eaten them all.

now do you remember my child? father what are we to do with her?

OMM:shocked: What an earth is going on? I don't know I leave you alone Sister Sasje and you munch out on all the lollipops. Well as Gluttony is a very serious sin, I may have to ponder on this for a while. Believe me it won't be a picnic in the woods:roftl:

 

Holy Johnny!

I'm Sara, I was waiting to meet you...

Hello Sara.

It is nice to meet you too. May I be curious and ask why you are keen to meet me? Is something playing on your mind:naughty:

Forgive me Father for simply being incredibly dumb Don't ask me to elaborate on that , just say something like 'Blessed are the pure in head', this would already help me a lot.

Now the question is, what do you think you are? Dumb or unintelligent? If it is the latter of the two then this is easily resolved. Although can take sometime:biggrin2: but on the other hand, if it is the first of these two then I do bless you my child, maybe it is not "Dumb" but just slightly naive:thumb_yello:

Holy Johnny, it has been brought to my attention that I have sinned.

 

I was visiting the Butterfly Bar and spilled salsa on my leg, causing me to waste perfectly good salsa....

 

How can I overcome this guilt?

Well thats one way to Salsa dance (lol:naughty: ) Did you try to scoop it off again? this would then not constitute a waste:biggrin2: Only a very unfortunate accident.

BTW Sas, when did you say you could come over in the summer? I can try to get a few days off, if you like?