Holy Johnny

And therefor I'm practising making real English tea..

 

Well..thank you Father..

Lol, REAL English tea? as apposed to the tea we get here from India? lol. We use tea bags as well you know.

You don't even come in the bar anymore...

 

 

 

 

I seek him everywhere..

I am tea total at the moment as I need a break from all those crocktails.

We seek him here we seek him there

Hello Freds, how are you mate? I hear you are not coming to SH now. Why not?

:shocked:

 

You... you are BACK!!!!!

 

Oops... not a real..eh... normal thing to do to a priest, huh??

LOL, I never went anywhere. just not much going on at the moment.

He will be fine, he is just overdoing it lately. I am sure after a couple of weeks off he will be back to his usual bouncy self.

father i have a problem. philip, the salmon who will aid me in stroking mika's nose has said he will never take part in sucha ghastly plan. i do not want to froce him, but if he does not agree to do it freely, then i may be forced to. how can i encourage him without hurting his feelings?

I am not too sure on your mental health:roftl: For a start how is a Salmon going to help? and secondly how does the said salmon talk?

Our lord isn't fond of our aquatic buddies so not too sure how he will help to "stroke his nose". Also I am a little perplexed as to WHY you want to stroke his nose. Most people want to grab him in totally different places,but his nose isn't one of them. Please enlighten me further.

I am always about my children. It is just very quiet at the moment but it is sure to pick up soon.

I have been listening to you all if not talking.

If you need me just call.

Just passing by to say hi and...

I have sinned on the seventh commandment... I HAVEN'T KEPT MY TAMA ALIVE!!

Well hi, but this isn't the place for confessions:naughty: Although it is duly noted. (and I won't ask you to look after my pets while I'm on holiday:roftl: )

Father.. I have a problem..

 

 

Since I had to eat so many lollipops lately, I became sick of them..

 

Really.. I cannot think of lollipops anymore without almost puking...

 

What do I have to do now??

 

Cause I'm sure that sooner or later I am going to sin again and then??

 

What will happen if I can't stand any lollipops anymore??

 

I hope there is a solution for this otherwise I don't know what I must do...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Speaking about sinning..

 

Is doing your household without playing any of Mika's songs and neglecting this place because of doing that a sin??

 

If so... please.. no lollipops...

Try grinding them down and sprinkling them on some cornflakes. I makes a great alternative to sugar:wink2:

oh my god... i said him to PRAY PRAY PRAY:shocked:

I take it you will be coming?

Forgive me Father Johnny for I have sinned....

 

I drank MIKA's juice.

 

To make it worse - my husband dared me. And I actually enjoyed it as it didn't taste so bad

I can't add to Mother Sparklys answer.

I do wonder, What did it taste of?

Wow.. am I glad that I still decided to walk in for a minute...

 

 

About the first thing you are totally right...

 

I seem never to behave...

 

 

And about the second thing.. I am sorry...

 

I ate a whole bag of lollipops already because of that..

 

 

 

 

And once again: don't take everything too serious...

I think 2 bags for this, and 3 whole milkshakes.

YEEY father your back, oh you were sorely missed. sorry about the salmon smiley up there, I too have no idea who phillip the salmon is, but something smells fishy to me about the whole thing. also can someone tell me what the smiley below means? I can't work it out but it looks rude

 

I cod not believe what I saw(fish) when I got back to this holy plaice.

Enough of the fish remarks. I am back but I also see you kept very good order in my absence.

BTW, no I don't know what that smiley is all about. I guess you might be right on the rudeness of it though.

Dear father, I need to confess my sins of today, I am sinning as we speak, I can't face listening to our lords phsongs, I need to leave our holy temple soon too as I am in mourning yet it is a selfish mourning and I feel ashamed of myself, I really need help to put me back on the enlightened track of MIKArainbowness, I have allowed the dreaded glumness of not being able to visit with our Lord at his extra special sermon in the secret location in Manchester today darken my doors and bring my mood to the floor, what can I do? This is the first time since our saviour touched my life that I have allowed the doldrums to overtake me, I feel as blue as I can be, I don't remember sucking too hard on any lollipops to be this down but it sure has got me down. :(

 

I await your guidance your grace.

I fully understand where you are coming from here Mother. I am afraid I my self have been quite glum of late. The only thing I might suggest is the same thing I have done. I printed off my favorite pictures of our lord and stuck them to my TV set ( I still don't know how to turn it on, so thats the only pictures I see on it) and play some live tracks that I got from a site called You tube (I think that is what it is called). I also pinched a few cuddly toys from my 2 sons rooms and dressed them up to look like they were in fancy dress and pretended that I was at the said concert. It was all going swimmingly until sponge bob had far too much to drink and I had to look after him in the toilet. Although that was probably a blessing as Tigger and a rather nasty looking teddy took a dislike to each other and started a fight. Well maybe next time I will leave the stuffed toys out.

Maybe the reason that no one confessed anymore is because we all behave!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or maybe because the booth disappeared...

 

So..*bump*

YOU? BEHAVE? That would be a first:roftl: I don't know, you love another mortal(not our lord) and Hijack my thread to say it. I allow people to say what they like but I don't have to like it.

OhmyMika!!! No new confessions for a whole day!? C'mon you guys! Keep postin'!

 

Anyway..

 

Father, can you please give me advice?

I'm in love.

I'm in love with an artist.

Not really in love.. but I can't stop drooling over his photo's and listening to his music!

Should I tell my boyfriend?

Personally I don't think so, coz I'm not cheating, right?

I'm really addicted!! Please help me

At last someone with sense. It is not cheating my child. Is it cheating to love god and have a boyfriend? I think not. So keep the love close to your heart and love your boyfriend at all other times:punk:

Ooh.... the marriage isn't official yet...

 

We are.. eh.. sort of almost married...

 

 

Father.. we'd like you to bless our marriage...

 

 

 

And then it's legal!!

You to Hunny? or You and Hunny to Freddie? Either way, I am sorry but no can do. I can not and will not condone marriage to some one when you are already married.

MIKA. GLASTONBURY!!!! gaaaaa!!!! SOOO HOT IN HIS STRIPY PANTS....

Thank you, for bringing some normality to this thread.

He was very good, wasn't he:punk:

Of course I don't forget that!!

 

And sharing the love cocktails and.. and.. and...

 

 

 

 

 

Ooh.. sorry for fighting in your confession booth, Father...

 

I think that's a sin at his own..

This is a confession booth not a dating agency. OMM,

yes you. you ar jealous of philip

I'm jealous of Philip. He might know what everyone is talking about.

Join??

 

Do you have something to confess, Sara??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like flirting with Hunny's and mine virtual husband??

Now I haven't heard from Hunny in a while. I hope she is not getting delusions of grandeur.

Or yourself for that matter.

Can I join?

Hmmm!! I think that he needs not that kind of love. :roftl:

but philip is no ordinary salmon!

Philip the Salmon? I do not know of such a fish. Please enlighten me.

You really disappoint me here, mother Sparkly...

 

You should do everything to make our Lord feel better again... :roftl:

As we know Sister Sasje, Our lord would rather eat dog poo than swim with fish, so I am not sure if Salmon would be the best offering.

you MUST take responsbility here for your own actions my child and not blame others, but it's not ALL bad because I am sure the words of this persons song just make you think of your love for our lord, but please try not to let it ruin your hours of LiCM time which is of course of the uttermost importance to your happiness.

 

I feel a small penance of 25 hail Mika's on you tamagotchii beads will suffice each time you feel the urge to listen to..THAT song.

 

and NO suicide is NEVER an option full stop, because you will never stand a chance of seeing the other side of the MIKArainow here in Mikadom and THAT would be a sin.

Thank you very much Mother Sparkly. You have looked after this thread well, I couldn't have done it without you.