Holy Johnny

I have to confess a major sin again, Holy Johnny.

Last night our Lord appeared in my dream, wearing a feather decorated mask and He spoke to me in tongues. Since then I have been unable to think of anything else but knitting....

Mother Sparkly knows about it but I fear she didn't recognize the impact this could have on my salvation....

My goodness this is just like one of our tabloid papers. Our lord speaks and it get twisted into something else:roftl: To quote our Lord "What nonsense".

Altough it is rather funny.

Keep up the good work.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned..

 

Yesterday I spent more than € 180 and now I don't have any money left for concert tickets to see Him on Amsterdam.. Should I ask my parents to pay the tickets? Or should I beg on the corner of the street? Advice is welcome!

 

*goes looking for money between the pillows of the couch*

 

btw: Mika Owns Me: suicide is never, never the solution!

Well may I suggest busking? If you sing our lords songs on the corner of the street then the money will come. Have faith my child. If not then start saving for November and you can come see him here.

Ok. I committed a sin.

 

BonjourMika1990 just reminded me of this Celine Dion song "to love you more" and I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT! BLAME HER!

 

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!

 

And now I'm addicted.

 

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

 

Is suicide the only solution? Is there any medication for this?

OMM!!! Really? Celine Dion? I am lost for words. Well as long as you don't go around wearing real fur like Miss Dion then I can't do much about it. But I will pray for you. I will pray for you lots:roftl:

Father a friend of mine:blink: dream of somerset house every night...

is it serious?

I should hope so. SH should be taken very seriously.

I am very sorry for my lack of presance for the last couple of days. Unfortunatly I have had other more pressing engagements to atend to but saying that, it is no exuse. Maybe this is my sin. I have a very demanding job and an even more demanding life-style. I will try harder to be more attentive to my dutys in future.

HJ.

Well Damango, you really have proven what I have thought all along. They say everyone has a double somewhere but to have 2 such people that are both extremely talented (and so attractive to the ladies) really is a miracle.

I love both these artists (not in the same way as yourself though:roftl: ), and I am sure that Mika will go on to be as big (not literally) as Prince.

Lots of people say he is a 1 album wonder but they said it about Prince to, and look how many he has had.

I love this thread and hope to see more of your wonderful comparisons.

Yours HJ.

Yes Father, but I think I have immediately then another sin to confess...

 

I don't know the song Ring Ring..

OMM! Well I don't know what we can do about this then I think firstly you must say your Hail Mikas to Grace Kelly instead and I don't think that 37 will suffice this time. You must say 300, and don't try to speed them up, you will repeat the tune of GK as many times as it takes to say them.

Secondly, I suggest you get yourself on Youtube as soon as possible to rectify this situation. You must learn Ring Ring by heart and soon my child, soon :naughty:

Hi it's me again..

 

Twice on one day... that isn't good, huh?? but actually, it is your cousins fault this time...

 

he send me some songs a few days ago, not Mika's though, and I can't help playing them over and over again...

 

(especially "Somewhere else")

 

What do I have to do now???

Mmmm, I shall have a word! I guess it is good to listen to other music from time to time, if only so that when you do listen to our lords sacred psongs you fully appreciate his superiority. What you must remember to do though my child is to play at least one track from LiCM after every other song you listen to, which it appears you have not done For this sin, I ask you to say 37 Hail Mikas to the tune of Ring Ring.

Father..

 

I need to ask forgiveness for my whole country I think...

 

Yesterday we won the fooball match against the homeland of our Lord...

 

I don't think that the Dutch football team knows it was a holy team they were playing against...

 

Could you be so kind and forgive them for this???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry.. couldn't resist to tell you this...

Well as it was the under 21's, you are forgiven:roftl: As I have said before I have great respect for the Dutch team. You are a great nation of footballers and not to be underestimated. Although it was on penalty's. lol:roftl:

forgive me father , i ahve sinned. i did not discover this thread before!

Ah, 1Kiwiabroad, nice to see you my child. We have spoken on other threads but it is nice to see you here.

Oohw.. mother Sparkly.. are you sure about this???

 

Aren't we losing one of the followers of our Lord??? :tears:

 

*takes out a box of lollipops, just in case*

Sister, sister. Never fear my love, we are not losing anybody, she just needs to experience our lord live that is all. It comes to us all in the end. Trust me sister, our child will come around to our thinking.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned/ I am sinning..

 

It seems that Mika is going to give a concert in the Netherlands, but Im not even that excited! I'm not even sure if I want to buy tickets and attend the gig! I'm not sure how I should tell you this but I'm afraid that I will not enjoy his music as much as I do now...(is that a correct phrase?? o_O) Seriously, I feel really bad about it... I mean, it wil be perhaps my only chance to see him in real life and now i'm 'acting' like this..

 

That's all for now.

Thank You.

Zahara, may I say I was once in the same mind-set you are now. I was not bothered about hearing our lord sing his Psongs live, I liked what I heard and did not think about seeing him. But OOOOOHHHHHHH Lordy was I wrong. If you like him now, you will LOVE him after you have experienced the first moments you realize that it is Relax first. Oh the goosebumps it created, the tingle down my spine. Then when Love today started I was already in full jumpy swing, but then it got better that moment when he jumped onto the bass drum and turned to face us (I am not gay, but my heart exploded) The banging on the dustbin got louder and louder, then BOOM. The entire crowd as one started "Whoop, Whoop". My god I was in heaven. I had seen it all on youtube but nothing and I MEAN nothing can prepare you for the whole seeing our god Live. Go, just go. You won't be disappointed.

Wow, sorry but just noticed that we are page 100. Keep up the good work my children. :thumb_yello:

Holy Johnny!

I'm online again!

But only for a while, I have to get out before my mom gets back...

Its weird how I find peace on this thread...

Rock on Holy Johnny:punk:

I am glad you enjoy it. This is exactly what this thread/booth is for. Everyone can say what they like when they like. Peace be with you my child.

Father, you could make a huge banner with the message on, I am sure you could dangle it over the balcony. (mind you perhaps this extreme amount of dedication should be saved for our one TRUE almighty Mika).

 

And thank you for your support about my "exploits" the other night, I think you must have been right father and it WAS all in the line of duty so to speak, and of course it's a duty that is no hardship.

 

 

also we do understand you have to share your valuable wisdom amongst the masses and although we miss you on your travelling pilgrimages we know we have to dig deep into our souls and pray for your safe return so you can once again lead the flock, but in your absence we do support each other father and offer our services to the needy. (sigh if only our Lord was needy I could offer him my services.... oops where are my tamagotchii beads?).

Thank you Mother Sparkly, it is good to know that when I am not here the Booth is in good hands.

Holy...you have to come with your religious dress:bleh: isn't it?

ha ha ha:thumb_yello:

Sure will. I need to be a tarty Vicar though. Thats not so easy (especially because I am old and fat:roftl: )

Hello Holy Johnny

 

im fine just having a giggle at this thread and the costume ideas so far ...im beginning to feel mad

It is going to be great, I can't wait for it. I am off to look for my costume in a mo. I like your ladybird Idea.

Hello my friends, How are you all?

Thank you for your help Father! I have also confessed this sin to my boyfriend, so I no longer have to hide in shame. Surprisingly, he finds it flattering, and he is a fan of the Big M himself. I believe that everything will be ok. Although, I think he draws the line at naming our future son Mika.

 

(One more thing, thank you for offerring to pass on a message to the funk cowboy. It's easier said than done. Trust me, I tried just last month after a concert, but I did not succeed. )

You could always call him Holy Johnny:biggrin2: Anyway Mika Prince DaMango has a certain ring to it. The lord works in mysterious ways and I am sure that the message will get through (even though I am 1 teir up and several hundred feet away:roftl: )

:naughty: That is a great one Sparkly! I can't wait for HJ to get home and read that

Wow, nice to see you on here babe. Nothing to confess though:biggrin2:

Bless me father for I have sinned, last night I went without our lord almost all day, I did not even find the time to pop into the confessional booth of our holy temple of Mikadom.

I was out celebrating the 18th birthday of my daughter Vix, I hope the fact that we got up on the dance floor of light and shook our "booty" leapt very high in the air waving our arms frantically and singing at the top of our lungs in extreme dedication as soon as they played "Grace Kelly" which was quickly followed by "Love Today" which we immediately repeated our public displays of worship. Unfortunately the holy water was a little too strong for me and I fell to my knees as I left the dance floor of light, of course this was purely an act of total worship you understand, and the sniggers I heard were obviously from the unenlightened ones.

 

But Mother Sparkly you were still worshiping him in your own way:roftl: I too have been very busy and not been able to dedicate as much time to the booth as I would like but I have been preaching to all the non-believers that happlessly wander into the establishment in which I must frequent in order to earn some money. LiCM was played non-stop for 6 hours solid. I am sure several people were humming the tunes as they left. I will try to be a better Father from now on and will try my hardest to come on at least for 5 mins a day.

Holy Johnny (and sisters), I have a confession to make!

 

My desire to see our Lord perform live has intensified! See, I'm getting a bonus at work in August, and the responsible thing to do would be to invest it or pay extra on my student loans, or something.

 

But, hearing that our dear Mika might announce some new North American tour dates makes me very tempted to take said bonus and use it to travel to a performance! He's not going to be anywhere near me, I'm sure of it, so I'm looking at a 4 - 6 hour plane ride.My fiance is on board with this idea! Does that make me a bad person, Holy Johnny? Should I be responsible and add some offshore blue chip stocks to my investment portfolio , or say screw it and go see the great Mika...?

I think of it like this... Responsiblity is a thing that comes with age, you are young and should be carefree. You also have the responsiblity to our lord to see him whenever you can:naughty: You are not a bad person and I think that offshore blue chip investments are too high to buy at the moment any way (give it another 6 months, then the time might be right)

So I would put it to you, go get your freak on my child and be reckless. This may be the last chance you get:thumb_yello:

Holy Father, please forgive me for I have sinned!!

Every night when I'm supposed to be sleeping I always stay on here until the break of dawn!

Although I actually think it's not my fault LOL

This page just turnes me into an addict - can't live without this page!!

Do you think I need help???

 

 

PS: It's 03:20 AM right now

You and me both my child. I have a long day ahead tomorrow, but instead of getting some shut-eye I am on here answering confessions. (I do love it so) If I was a stronger willed man, then I would ask to have this site shut down but fortunately for everyone else,I am weak, very weak. So on we go into the night chatting on this lovely addictive forum.

 

yer r u sure this thread looks funny and sadly idnt have any stories other than i really really love mika and i really really want to meet him and hug him

 

and never let go lol

Well you may have to let go as lots of others out there also want to embrace our lord:roftl: It is good that you have taken to Mikaism so easily and please tell your friends to come along as well.

Thank you Father! I love my avie too. He's my favorite little funk cowboy.

 

Anyway, I think I'm ready to confess. I've never been to confession before, so please bear with me....

 

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I've had a pervading lustful thought for the last month, and I just can't shake it. You see, my boyfriend Jonathan is the same height and build as our dear Mika. He's probably about 15 pounds heavier, but overall, they are both visions of tall, lanky, brunette lovliness.

 

For the last month, I've had this little fantasy of being the meat in a Jonathan-Mika sandwich! I don't mean it in an overly dirty way, but I just want to stand my 5'3" self between them for a LONG group hug, a kiss on each cheek, a photo, SOMETHING! I don't know what it is, but the idea of me being pressed between their tall tanned bodies makes me...well...have unclean thoughts. Ok, I've said too much.

 

Good bye now!

Well, Meat in a Mika-Jonathan sandwich eh? I am sure that you are not the first and surely won't be the last. This is a totally forgivable sin as it is only natural to love not only your boyfriend but our great lord Mika too. I think that a lot of people on here are most jealous of you for finding someone that resembles the Big M. Keep him close to you and I will pray for your happiness:roftl:

By the way, He is the funkiest of little cowboys. I will be seeing him in a couple of months and will pass on your comments for you.