Scut Monkey

Oooh thank you!

 

I wasn't here yesterday. I didn't expect the joke to be so early. Great idea to open it one day before.

Different time zones, it was already April 1st in New Zealand and Australia.

Oi, Aussies, what do you think of this technology: http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gday/press.html ?

It's gotten great reviews: http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gday/index.html

****! It's not the April 1st joke!

 

I hope someone will make a joke today.

 

If not, i'll PM Enfa to open again "the girl/boyfriend thread".

You didn't see this one: http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14153 ?

Hey Aussies, don't complain, better tell us what the world will be like tomorrow

gDay™ MATE™

Gotta love April Fools.

If this was printed in yesterday's paper why APRIL is written on the top of the page?

It's a monthly publication not a daily newspaper.

I'm trying to remember when that was and what you talked about though??

It was a number of places: Mika's Personal Life, the Gay Thread... take your pick.

SHHHH, don't give anyone any ideas!

Too late. Here is the spawn of Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse:

He wanted it to be "Bigger and more fantastic", and what is there more theatrical than these Indian/Bangra/Bollywood productions?

All colour, vibrancy, movement.....

Good point.

if he shaves it and then gets a tan on the bald head, that could be nice...It all depends on the shape of his melon.

 

If he has a good shape--> nice. Bad, irregular shape-> grow it FAST!

why join the postwhore competition with those cluttering our thread with spam like posts when you can beat them at another game, called the longest unmqed post

Oi, I currently hold that title.

I've been voting.*

* For the purely selfish reason that it might encourage him to get his arse down under.

Thanx for posting Babs !

(smells of April Fools' joke to me tho'.....not Babs' but newspapers' )

A newspaper for professionals wouldn't do an April Fools, it'd lose all of its credibility.

gotcha! thanks! is that newspaper on line? i checked but can't see it

They have a website http://www.asianlite.co.uk/ but they probably don't post all of the stories of the print edition on there.

Anyway, I should be off now, I have a train to catch.

:roftl:

 

Kind and Fine Wiz wearing Moroccan hat doing YOGA CHICKEN!

 

 

 

 

How fitting for this thread and the MFC!

 

*the picture changes/moves so make sure you "refresh" your screen*

Sexy.

babs.... how did you come across this article?

She explained in the Appleman thread yesterday: a co-worker of hers who reads Asian Lite, a publication for professional UK Indians, saw it and then passed it on to her. At first we thought it was about the Indian singer also called Mika but when she scanned it for us we realised it was about "our" Mika.

He makes the sign of the cross before his performance in the DVD but I always wondered if that was more of a superstitious/OCD type thing than anything else.

Ah, I remember that now.

Did he do it 3 times?

Sounds to me like he wanted to go somewhere secluded. He could've come to Australia if he wanted that. Stayed at HK's.. We could've gone there too.. Ok so maybe not total seclusion..

But her Verandah's a good place to get in touch with your spiritual side.

Actually, we have lots of spiritual places in Australia. As for remote there are few places in the world better than the Northern Territory, there are stunning natural features preserved in secluded areas.

Maybe we should dredge up The Big Chill thread. I did quite a lot of whining and badmouthing in there myself I think.

I think your whining skills may have become rusty, you might need the practice. We don't want some 24 year old mop beating us at the game.

You took the words out of my mouth...he never mentioned marriage.

The day he comes out saying he wants to get married, I will effectively eat my hat. Or a suitable alternative, as I have no hat.

I thought I was the only one weird enough to remember which interviews random quotes come from.

*checks us both into therapy *

What if he doesn't? will you leave him a bad feedback? ;p

I already have, I've left bad feedback all over the MFC badmouthing his cancellations.

If his embracing the hindu way of life, does that mean his no longer the good catholic boy?

That's a good point actually. He's said before that he was raised as a good Catholic boy but he has made no statement about what he currently believes or practices now.

That sounds a bit unlikely anyway. I would have expected him to record his album in the US.

That's what I thought too, but that was V Festival's official statement on their website.

Yeah, I have never done yogic flying. I don't even know what that is. Maybe where you get into wall ropes and hang or something? I don't know. I've done a wall ropes class before, but we didn't call it yogic flying.

At least he can't get "chaffed" with yogic flying.

I honestly don't know what to believe! But it would be cool if he did yoga, since I've been doing it for almost 13 years now.

 

That website is just mad. That simply cannot be our Mika. If he's into yoga enough to teach it, he would have mentioned it in at least a few interviews!

That article about Mika instructing yoga and Mika kissing that girl are about other people called Mika.

Our Mika, however, does do yoga. The interview is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyfvig7OHO4

I's in August Hun

x

 

http://www.vfestival.com/

No, he cancelled V Festival in Australia which is this week.

http://vfestival.com.au/site/news.aspx?id=3

"MIKA has advised V Festival Australia that he will unfortunately be unable to perform at the V Festival in Australia due to conflicts that have recently arisen with the production schedule for the recording of his follow-up album.

In an effort to create the best album possible for fans, MIKA will need additional time to record in London.

He extends many apologies to anyone who has purchased tickets for the inconvenience and disappointment this cancellation may cause."

Instead he's in India, yogic flying.

He went to India rather than V fest

Isn't somewhere around end of March/start of April the beginning of the Hindu new year?

I know. We already suspected his "recording commitments" excuse was bollocks after he said that he's in no hurry to finish the second album, now the report that he's in India is the nail in the coffin.

I know, but I don't him to feel pressurised or stressed It makes me sad

Pressure is good. Without pressure he cancels shows and goes overseas to do yoga.