Scut Monkey

And woo tomorrow will be week anniversary of my cold

 

 

I never get colds that last this long...

Then it's more likely the flu, like me. Do we share an immune system in addition to a brain?

Newsflash

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Bec, stuck on bus in traffic due to boomgates.

More details later.

Keep us updated, Kelz, with the exciting news.

Jack has pointed out that we didn't give Pam Travers due credit by saying that her contribution was unsolicited...but that was the beauty of it.

 

Well done Pam! That picture and the fact that you came up with the blog thing totally independent of our joke had me howling.

Scut was like WTF, is she for real? You can't imagine she could be for real but at the same time it was so unbelievable that someone would jump into the joke like that with something more outrageous than what we put out there in the first place.

When I read Pam's post I could not stop crying with laughter for at least 5 minutes, and I was sitting in my university library so I got dirty looks from everyone around me. I couldn't be sure whether she was also fooling too or whether she thought she had really stumbled upon a blog. That was my most favourite part of the whole prank.

i didnt lie 100% (i'm not mika )

Scut had me fooled completely with her Aussie effrontery though!!!

I was on the verge of telling you to put a sock in it Scut.

If wasn't in on the joke I would have told myself to put a sock in it, but I was told to be as whiny as possible so I did.

NO, no we weren't.

Sorry, BS, I meant Kelzy and Soangel.

The whole thing was very last minute and we're all very pedantic so there was a lot of back and forth and fussing over every detail.

Sorry about the pedantry.

This was so funny. Well done!!!!!!!!

Glad you enjoyed it, titania.

I think we should move all of the suggested threads. In those kind of threads like the countries threads and oldlings/younglings/middlings etc. we discuss things like our daily lives etc. so for privacy I very much support moving them to the Members Only section. To take part in a project you need to be a member anyway so it's logical to move those to Members Only, and sometimes we want projects to be a surprise so privacy is good there too.

Jordan's the bitch?

 

If the story is true, Mika's the one who was the a**hole here.

 

--Jack

I don't think either of them is innocent here: Mika may have been rude but Jordan has also used it as an excuse to pick a fight for publicity. Like Rose said, she's well known for it. That is assuming that it indeed went down the way that Jordan described it; I doubt Mika would avoid something expected as part of his job (especially since he's put up with things worse than a photo with Jordan) but then again he himself has said "I can be a bit of a b*stard" so who knows.

I just want to whinge. Not SCUT type whingeing.

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Damn, I have to go to uni now. Bec or Kelz: text me if we become official if I'm not on at the time.

One wh°re wonder

She is probably cheesed off that there IS a man out there who is

NOT under the spell (or shadow!!) of her breasts!!!

She has two large "hits"!!

one-hit wonder? Well she's a non-hit wonder.

 

Oh wait, she's no wonder.

You ladies are on a roll. Bitchay.

Someone is just blatantly annoyed that a man doesnt like a bimbo who's brain is about as real as her boobs...

 

He must be gay to not find that attractive

Definitely.

who is that?

An Aussie has-been singer. You can read more about him over here... but I wouldn't even bother.

Glamour model says the singer snubbed her at Capital Awards

 

Jordan has branded Mika a one-hit wonder who won't be around next year.

 

The glamour model, 29, was outraged when Mika, 24, refused to pose for pictures with her after winning Best UK Male and Best UK Album at the 2008 Capital Awards last month.

 

'When anyone gets an award they have their picture taken with who's presented it to them but he wasn't having it and walked off,' she fumes in her OK! diary.

 

'Mika my f**king ass – who is he anyway? Will he be around in another year? One-hit wonder.'

 

 

 

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celeb_news/SEE_VIDEO_Jordan_Mika_my_fking_ass__hes_a_onehit_wonder_article_224722.html

 

lol sorry for the title...

She's married to Peter Andre for goodness' sake, she has NO right to talk about one hit wonders.

I had today clear - and tomorrow is very busy. My daughter broke her

arm yesterday and tomorrow its back for more x-rays, and the possibility

of it needing pinned, then she has an orthodontist app as well - all in

Perth, 30 miles away from my computer!!

I'm sorry to hear that, Wendi. It looks like the MFC is the least of your worries. I hope your daughter will be ok.

you are SO right over this, scut!

I'm glad that you agree. I know that some parents are concerned about this, so I would appreciate if you ladies remove the quoted photos.

Actually we're going through a drought at the moment, our livestock and agricultural sector has really had it hard going these last few years. So if you see your Maccas burger prices hike up you know why.

*more useless posts*

Oh, because you were on when kelzy was going to bed and i thought you'd never gotten off.

Nope, I went to sleep early but I forgot to log off and turn the computer off.

*fills the thread with more useless discussion*

NO! we eat alberta beef here!!!!!!!!

Then you're part of the one third of the world that doesn't eat Aussie cows. Congratulations.

Everytime I eat an Aussie Cow then from MaccyD's, I'll think of you

How sweet. Tell the dead cow I said hi.

why are you still awake?

I'm not "still awake", I slept and woke up, it's 9am now.

but its macdonald's like MICKdonalds, tere for mick, which is micky which makes it cuter, and D for donald's

we call it Maccy D's lol!

All this Maccas talk just reminded me that yesterday I read the little blurb inside of the cheeseburger box and it said that just under two thirds of Maccas restaurants in the world serve Aussie beef. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you're eating Aussie cows.

in his previous life, yep:cool:

I like the "barmen" ending.

Maccas? how does that fit?! pshh MickyD's works better haha

Macca is an abbreviation of MacDonald/McDonald so McDonalds is Maccas. Micky however is short for Michael: THAT's the nonsensical one.

AM I THE 3000TH POST ON THE MFC WILL BE THE OFFICIAL FAN SITE FOR MIKA THREAD????

Nope' date=' I was, and I wasn't even trying.[/color']

I'm not that excited either. Neither is Zoots, mandilambi, and apparently Scut Monkey?

Of course I'm excited: I love inconsistencies, broken promises and cancellations.... who doesn't?

mickyd's

Is that what you silly Americans call it? It's Maccas.

*more useless crap*

Whereas I, on the other hand, am good and old and can be as bitter as I like?

Touche.

So I guess I aint missed anything by being at work all day n half the night then

and how come there are over 100 GUESTS online tonight:blink: we don't normally get THAT many guests do we (nosey beggars pfft).

We do usually have that many guests. And some of them are most likely bots.

You are probably to young to get bitter

 

Keep your chin up!

As some learned at the Big Chill etc., one is never too young to get canceled on.

What do you get in your McFlurrys in other countries? We get cadbury's dairy milk and crunchie and smarties and stuff.

haha funny,...

 

weird! we get oreos, butterfinger, m&ms, cookie dough. stuff like that.

Those sound good. We only have Oreo and M&Ms. There's a limited edition Mint Slice one that I tried yesterday but it was crap.

*fills thread up*