Scut Monkey

Hahahahaha! LOL! :roftl:

No, it's not. But tomorrow it the DAY!

They've said that before four times. The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

I hope that this is not a sign of how things will go from now:roftl:.

Mika, remember, you need to put your money where your mouth is:naughty: .

 

*coughcancellationscough* This is not new behaviour.

we forgot to talk about (or )

That's covered by "sarcasm".

pedantic ? pedantic ???? you pedantic !!

It covered basically every aspect and injoke of this thread so that pedants like me couldn't complain.

http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1333129&postcount=2912

Jerry must have pranked us after all.

Since it looks like Fred's hit the hay now, I guess it's my turn...

 

So let me say up front, at the risk of having you all lynch me -- there won't be any news today, I've just had word that it will be TOMORROW

 

I know, I know... we've been told that before, but... that's what I've been told now, so we gotta have faith... Oooh, suddenly I'm channeling George Michael...

 

 

Anyway... yes, I'll probably close this thread soon, since it's close to

3000 posts... but go on and fill it up for a bit now!

 

dcdeb

So it was an unintentional April Fools: we all believed that it would be posted April 1st and now it won't be. Good going, Jerry, you pranked us without even realising it.

I like the new thread title: comprehensive and pedantic.

High five, apples!

This was a great distraction while we're waiting for officialness.

It was a selfless service to the community.

I tried to support it as well, but I wasn't very inspired at 8 am and didn't have a lot of time later in the day to continue, but it looks like you had enough support with Scut's anger and Pam's blog.

Pam's unsolicited blog post was the icing on the cake. I was in a public library when I read it and I couldn't stop laughing, people looked at me like I was insane.

Or is it a joke that it is a joke?

 

Ah, you apples!

We're not that convoluted.

At least we had the news of Mika in India to distract us for a while.

In the style of the Wiggles: "wake up, Jerry!"

the poor aussies! distressed over his detour. lol. my goodness!

Don't worry, the other Aussies who posted in this thread were in on the joke too.

I learned about yogic flying, head shaving rituals, mystical theories about use of the left hand, problems at Heathrow airport, sanitary and toilet conditions of India, and more! Much, much more!

 

Where else would I get this wealth of knowledge. Great job, guys!

Kids, now you can tell your parents that the MFC is educational after all.

As we are talking about fatherhood.. and today is my favourite day..

Please see the comment I made over here.

Another picture with daughter:

Mika with children

 

these ones are blonde like one of his daughters...Maybe that's why he's so happy

I don't think you should repost photos of children on the internet without their parents' permission. That's the reason why Kelzy and Soangel used photos of themselves in the photoshop, to avoid that problem.

VOTED!

WHAT CAN I SAY I FEEL BAD FOR THE AUSSIES:naughty:

Honey' date=' you shouldn't be the one feeling bad for us. It should be Mika. [/color']

oh god.. i hope scut monkey reads this ....

she was quite upset about the whole thing!

she was part of it

Scut dotted all the "i"s and crossed all the "t"s on the final edit.

she should go into "internet acting" she sounded truly upset

 

and the virtual oscar goes to............. scut

 

Scut...great job You really sounded upset lol.....

I'm a professional whiner. Thanks to Mika I've had a lot of practice. But he's still #1 whiner, I've yet to have my whining reach an audience of millions or have it immortalised on DVD like him.

I'll have you know that article came from scratch. It wasn't a quick Photoshop edit.

Yeah, the text came from the paper's website, but the whole page was laid out from scratch. We wanted it to look real.

it even looked like babs scanned it crooked

good thinking!!

Christine

I also made 5,900 posts tonight. Only 100 to go till 6,000. I'll be there by the end of the week.

Wow......i feel like such a post-virgin around you lot

But im almost at 100......thats gotta count for something, right??

You made the "leave Mika alone" video and you know how the old saying goes: one video is worth a thousand posts.

Speaking of which, have you submitted it to the MTVAA's?

Makes me less stalkable

Precisely.

radiohead..

i don't know whether they would be classified as boybands though.

Radiohead are THE last people that I would call a boy band!

I'm thinking boy bands are along the lines of N*Sync, The Backstreet Boys, 5ive, Westlife, Take That, Boys II Men, etc.

Kelz, you're viewing who's online at the moment. I stalked you stalking Bec's stalker.

Remember the acoustic version of Relax with tablas on Jo Whiley's show ???

that was just

I agree, that was awesome.

But I honestly don't think he'll go all George Harrison-ey and incorporate Indian elements in his music, I think he's just gone there to get his head sorted out after the craziness of the last year so that he can get on with finishing the rest of his album.

IDK Scut, You really do more public whining than he does.

But his whining reaches a wider audience and is even preserved for life on DVD.

I can't imagine you unwhinered after Mika comes...

I never used to whine before he cancelled. I'll just go back to how I was.

Lucky thats never going to happen

OMG watching The Moment of Truth, this marriage is so over....very trashy but great viewing:naughty:

I just saw that too... and in the end they went away with no money. What a rubbish show, they just destroy relationships for cash.

WOW, that was a great one. I applaud you...

 

I bow before the master:roftl:

I've changed my custom user title. #1 spot, though, goes to Mika of course.

:lmfao::lmfao:...s**t Scut, we'll never get him here!

It's not like he'll ever read this. And even if he does he'd already know that we have only one thing to say:

Strewth! what a ripper piece of software

You know what we can use it for? To predict when Mika's going to cancel 24 hours ahead!

Hey Aussies, don't complain, better tell us what the world will be like tomorrow

 

http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gday/press.html

It just occured to me: we could use to predict when Mika's going to cancel 24 hours ahead!

I interrupt your regular programming to make a community service announcement: