Glowstick

Calvin's all yours. Now, I should probably hurry up with getting Mika back while M4L is gone.

If I can't have Mika...I still won't take Hans. I DESERVE SOMEONE BETTERRRR. :roftl:

But...but...I WANT MIKA.

And now, my short reply! "Not now." I yelled, "We need to get there before anything happens!" M4L's eyes bulged. "What are you, MAD?" she asked. "Glow, she does have a point, we can't just--" Luke said quietly. I interrupted. "JUST DRIVE!"

Tempting? :roftl:

:roftl: I seriously just imagined this muscular, shirtless Abercrombie model cradling a furry baby. Strange thought.

Right. Anyway, I'm still married to him.

An Abercrombie model can't possibly be a peace offering! And if I can't do anything about Mika...Then I'll add another character to the story.

Mr. Abercrombie Model Hans? Not gonna happen. Back at wherever I stayed... Hans and I sat calmly on a bench. He babbled on about his modeling career. As if modeling was even that interesting, I thought, rolling my eyes. "What's wrong?" he asked. "Ohh, nothing." I sighed, burying my face in my hands. "I'm just feeling a bit under the weather." But that wasn't the case. There was only one thing occupying my mind. I still loved Mika. And at that exact moment I realized that I had hurt him, and he had done the same thing to me. But I didn't care. I wanted him back. I needed him. Hans shrugged. "Anyway, as I was saying..." I crossed my arms and stared at the pavement. "You know, I'll call you later. I need to get some rest." He shrugged once again. "Whatever." Hans was clearly a self-absorbed idiot. As I walked away, my eyes became teary.

I'll be replying. It's just that the internet here at the hotel I'm staying at is crap.

Oh, enjoy it while lasts. I've already come up with an elaborate (haha, not really) plan.

Yes, I love my monkey-child, he has very furry arms.

AH, WELL. I WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. (As soon as I'm feeling creative... )

Ah, kill the monkey. But not me, I need to live (to get MY man back).

I'll do something about it.

Oh I will. And at the same time I shall be the ultimate multi-tasking mother.

ohmy.

Yes, yes. And SHE'S also the reason I have green hair. (And now she's the reason I am the mother of a monkey.) Annndddd ANOTHER question. Do I still love Mika? Or has that also changed?

I HAD A CHILD? WITH A MONKEY? ohhh wow. i WILL get my revenge. VERY, VERY SOON.

Umm, I would love to reply but I missed out on a lot and I was wondering if one of you guys would mind sort of filling me in? Because I'm kinda confused now.

Wow, I missed out on a lot. And I'm going to miss out on more since I have to leave (AGAIN) and go to Las Vegas.

Could I join?

I just read this whole thread...and most of it is just too funny! :roftl:

My brain isn't working properly at the moment. And, I'll be gone the next three days. Mom wants to see me AGAIN.

i've poked people with random objects such as sticks, but never knives. or fish.