Glowstick

lol, mika in spandex? He placed the baby back into his pocket. Lollipop Girl cringed. "It's a bit disturbing that you're carrying around a baby dressed up in a ninja costume." Mika threw his head back and laughed. "That's not a baby! It's mini-man! I always bring him along with me everywhere." I raised an eyebrow. "You carry along a pint-sized man in your pants?" "Pretty much, yeah." He said, smiling. The cat meowed at us angrily. "I think he wants us to shut up and go wherever we were going." Lollipop Girl said. "Mexico?" I asked. Mika let out a dry, sarcastic chuckle. "HA, HA, HA! No."

secret weapon? "I'm not telling you. It's a secret weapon." He declared. Lollipop Girl shrugged. "I bet it's not even that great." "YES IT IS!" he yelled. "Sure, Mika." "IT IS! IT'S SECRET BECAUSE IT'S SO GREAT!" Mika sobbed. "There he goes with his moodswings." said Lollipop Girl, rolling her eyes. Fluffy came running to us (without Perez, luckily). "Well back to the subject, could use Fluffy as a pony.." I said. Fluffy was probably twice the lenght of Mika and as tall as the ponies (yes, he is in fact, a big cat.)

"So, how are we getting wherever we're going?" asked Lollipop Girl. "By foot." said Mika. "It's not like we're going to Mexico or anything." Lollipop Girl sighed. "Don't you feel even a little bit bad about leaving Bilyl alone?" Mika rolled his eyes. "Why should I? He's just a stalker." "Whatever you say.." she replied. "Where are we going now?" I asked. "Back to the candy forest?" He replied.

actually, i changed my mind..if it's okay could you ask for an autograph? i'm nikki, by the way.

that might have been the most disturbing thing so far. "Erm...Mika, why do you feel all...FURRY?" Perez mumbled. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET OFF ME!!" He opened his eyes, and tried to push the cat off, but it was too heavy. "MEWWWWWWWWWW." The cat bent down once again, and well...continued what he was doing. "Pardon me, where's the bathroom?" Mika asked the Queen. "Right over there." She said pointing to a room left of the kitchen. "Thank you. Now if you would excuse me, I'm going to go throw up."

i'll get my revenge! The Queen jumped out of the fridge. "Now that was some entertainment." She said, pointing at Mika. She walked to her throne. "Why is there a dead man surrounded by green hair on the floor?" Lollipop Girl laughed nervously. "Looong story about that. Heh heh..." The Queen nodded. "Uh-huh." She sat. "FLUFFY, I'VE SOMETHING FOR YOU!" A massive, overweight cat came running to her. "MEW?" The Queen smiled at him. "Go on, Fluffy. It's another human." We all stared at the cat devour Perez.

fridge yoga! Mika fainted. "NOW would be the right time to dial 911." screamed Lollipop Girl. "What's 911?" asked the Queen. "Just give me the phone." Lollipop Girl rolled her eyes. "I don't own a phone." She replied. "OH GREAT. NOW WHAT?..." Lollipop Girl walked nervously around Mika's body. She gasped. "HE'S NOT BREATHING!!!" "He's not breathing? CPR!" I said. She turned to me. "It was your idea..."

hmmm, nice idea here. perhaps an autograph, but i'm not sure...maybe i'll wait until he comes again..although maybe..

I'll be the pilot!

Could I be added to the list please?

That's something else Mika would never say (I hope) "Yes, I'm a pink pony rider."

dunno why my reply didn't show up..

OMG! Too funny!

True. But here's something else he'd never say. "Perez is right. I'm a sneaky boy." or "Yeah, Perez and I adopted a kid."

I though you were being serious about the Billy thing for a moment! Perez was now unconscious, with a bleeding arm (Mika has very sharp teeth). "So...Are you going to Mexico?" I asked. "Are you MAD? Of course, I'm not." He replied. "Yeah right..." mumbled Lollipop Girl. "WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "Ehrm...nothing, Mika, nothing." "THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!" Lolipop Girl gulped. "I'm starving. We might as well prepare some nice food while we're here." He said, patting his shirt. Lollipop Girl turned to us as Mika walked into the castle's massive kitchen. "He has problems. Moodswings.."

Something random he'd never say "I eat children" and "I have a pet unicorn."

lol, i would pay to see those two fighting! Perez lay on the hard tile floor, his hair sitting around him. Mika put his hands to his hips. "Ha. Looks like Sneaky Boy made you learn the hard way." Lollipop Girl rolled her eyes. 'Mika, you just sounded like--" Mika interrupted. "What? I sounded like what?" "Nevermind..." She said, laughing. "What's so funny? Oh. You're all jealous, huh?" He said. Even the parrot that Perez had brought along broke into laughter. The parrot dropped a small note that it had been carrying with its feet (claws?). Lollipop Girl took the note and opened it. She read it to us. "Dear Mika, It obviously has been probably just a day or two since I last saw you. However, I have realized something very important. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU! Because of that, I've booked a gig for you here, in Mexico. NEVERENDING LOVE, BILLY BROWN."

Lollipop Girl's eyes widened. "MIKA? YOU DIDN'T REALLY GO BACK TO THE HOTEL AFTER THAT ONE SHOW DID YOU?" Mika gulped. "Uh..I don't know what you're talking about!" He sighed. "Okay, so I didn't. BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT TO HAPPEN! I WAS DRUNK AND WE WERE IN VEGAS." Perez giggled. "You're so cute when you're angry!" Mika rolled his eyes. "Perez, let me put this straight. Seriously. I'm NOT interested in you. I repeat, I am NOT interested in you. I already went through this with Billy." Perez smiled and shook his head. "Oh, Mika, stop hiding your love for me." Mika's hands turned to fists for a moment, but he put them down seconds after. "Look, Perez, I'm trying to keep calm, but if you say something like that again, I'll be forced to do something...slightly violent."

Perez raised his eyebrows ahem, happily. "Helllloooo Mika!" Mika smiled nervously. "Um..Hello." His eyes darted around the room. What the heck was he doing here? "A little birdy told me someone was in trouble!" Perez squealed. "Who might that have been?" asked Mika. "A bird. No, seriously this parrot's been following all day." he replied, pointing to his shoulder. "Ah. A parrot." Mika chuckled. Lollipop Girl exchanged worried glances with us. "Isn't it carrying something?" Lollipop Girl asked, walking to Perez. "Oh! So it is!" He said, smiling, "By the way Mika, you never told me you had a daughter, you sneaky boy, you." Mika's eye twitched. "I don't have children, and what did you just call me?"

"John Travolta is my uncle."

All eyes turned to Mika. He gulped. "Oops?" Lollipop Girl was already yelling at him. "Why did you do that? I could've handled it myself!" Lollipop Girl argued, moving her tiny arms and hands around as if throwing a tantrum. "But..." Mika tried to interrupt her wailing, but failed. "NO! What you did was BAD!" Lollipop Girl put her hands to her hips. Suddenly, Mika's eyes widened as he stuck out his quivering lower lip and kneeled next to her. Oh, how original of him. THE puppy-dog face. Lollipop Girl put her arms down, shrugged, and sighed. She walked towards Mika and put her arms around him. "I'm sorry. You were just trying to help me." she said, "I just wanted to prove that I could take care of myself, but I guess I was wrong." Mika stood up, nodded, and smiled. "Now the problem is finding how to travel without the ponies..."

hmmm i really like that watch... yes it's $50...but i'm buying it anyway!

There was a child-like giggle that came from behind the throne. Lollipop Girl's eyes widened. Oh. A small brown tail peeked from the left side of the throne. "Chew Chew?" she asked, moving her head to the side. "EEK!" Chew Chew jumped on her and hugged her. Actually, no, it was more like strangling her...

it isn't? you just have to go there and then search for the mfc only room. unless it just isn't woking at all.

(we licked the vomit off him? i'm sure perez would've been happy to help ) We searched around the castle, going in circles. Nothing. Not even a note. However, there was something starnge about the queen's disappearance. Her crown was sitting on the ground next to the throne, with a few gemstones chipped off.