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she is missing a whole chunk in the middle imagina this is an eye brow ________ well this is hers ___ ____ she didnt get cranky or cry or anything coz shes such a sweetheart, its never happened b4 but

i do waxing on a workmates 14 yr old daughter, she gave me pressy 2nite and everything and i waxed her eyebrows for first time and it went all WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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so i thought i was a little bit off mika in the last wk after all the issues we've had with him, but just then on sunrise they showed a clip of when he was there and said theyll be showing his performance again 2morow and my stomach nearly jumped out my throat so i must still be obsessed

acrylic oh see if i lived near you i would ban you from them and teach you how to make your nails naturally awersum

hmm i think we should have a xmas party at my house tomorrow nite, where i will serve a massive amount of egg nog and tegans can have baileys and ill paint everyones nails with awersum red glitter tips coz thats very festive

but what makes it xmasy?? oh thats right the alcohol hello btw

i havent tried it yet mum said sumfin bout it being on top of her xmas cakes but thats different, gunna buy a tiny lil bottle and try my masterpiece hopefully ill like it

ud think the interweb would be good for looking up recipes but i find a lot of jiberish and end up looking for an old recipe book (or ringing mum) i try to find a few different ones and see what ingredients you see in most of them and cut out weird ones that are only in some recipes or i go to work (which is a fruit and veg shop) and ask someone there coz theres old ladys who know how to cook everything and we also serve a lot of chefs

yeh its not soo much that im completely intolerant to it but more than a little bit every day, causes issues with my stomach, infact ive always got issues with my gut, i rekon i have a stomach ache after i eat ANYTHING but i love food but i found when i completely cut out lactose from my diet it made a big different so now i substitute it wherever i can

after reading a number of different recipes here is the egg nog recipe ive made up, and will try 2moz: 1 egg (whipped till stiff) 1 cup of lactose free milk(coz im lactose intolerant) 1 tbsp of suger 1/2 tsp of vanilla extract 1 shot of brandy (2 if i discover brandy tastes nice) 1 scoop of vanilla icecream (lactose free) blended and served with xmas cheer (after i find mine)

i really want someone to make me some alcholic egg nogg , ive never had any and all the recipes i find are different and i want someone coz it might give me some xmas cheer

omg NC the shirt idea rox, between you and kelzy , theres some awersum evilness going on i like!!

not the "monster in law" on that note im off to swing a machete around (need to after thinkin bout mother in law)

yeh i gotta chop like 7tonnes of fruit and vegies 2moz i should go to sleep 2

yeh thats what i try and tell ppl bla bla bla bla bla "insert lecture i give other girls here" those damn single fotos are what shat me the most, its coz i was too busy being a twat and laughing

oh im not photogenic either and seeing as im studying to be a beauty therapist its not good that i dont take good pics anyway the group ones arent to bad but all i can see when im looking at the pics is how chubby my face is, damn being my parents daughter anyone wanting to see them anyway, http://www.dyannephotography.com.au, view your photos, password: dmb0212, im in the photos titled "ayo technology", "beautiful liar", "candyman 2" "lookin for a fox"

my dance fotos are up finally , i wasnt joking when i told the woman i wanted to see how bad they looked that same day, all the fotos of just me im pulling a stupid face or my pose it all half arsed , god i took an entire sunday off to have these taken and they arent worth the money they cost to purchase them argh

lets face it we are low on his list of ppl to please, im sure his happy he has sold albums in oz , but his no where near as big here as everywhere else we are just some country he played chubby bunny in

im good, still hungry, thinkin i might go eat more food, just had to count my calories up first, how is your new job i agree with scut monkey bout the reputation of being a liar i mean we know he makes up crap in interviews he clearly says what ever he thinks the person asking the question wants to hear. tho the cancellation thing interests me as i seen a pic one day that i commented on in mikagasmic thread asking wether he was seriously ill coz his skin looks like it has collagen loss which happens when your heaps sick or old (you cant see it in most pics but could this one)

So Angel you always look sooo happy in your pics like your just bout to burst out laughing, its awersum and those chips i lurve those chips i could almost just inhale the entire packet in a few mins, right now in fact coz im still hungry

oh yeh everyobne buys them, arnolds buys them and sells them in the fridge for like 1.50 (60c for staff) coz its cheaper to get from big ****ers(my name for big w since i traded them in for kmart a few yrs ago) then it is from coke haha just reminds me of when i used to do cheesy tim shaw comercials when i was little "hi im tim shaw and im sure im tim" lammeeeeeeee (glad i didnt have a 21st where those could surface) do u find when you watch aussie movies we sound like such yobos , or is that just me how hilarious, not that i even noticed

thats hilarious (not the pic itself, the candles look pretty) but its hilarious that you are tormenting freddie

god your a nagger

i told my boi what the avvie said and he knew straight away what alt f4 was hahahah now his calling me a "winner" which i can asume means "loser" hahaha i think i should go to bed after that winning event