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actually im a big wino not so much goon usually, its the only thing i can get wasted on without feeling sick i cant burp (not very australian of me) so all those mixed drinks make me feel sick yes i am as weird as i seem but lets pretend i burp and fart lots seeing as i am in the male thread

???????? wha???

ahh clearly not enough time round the aussies yet you have much to learn goon is cask wine mostly drank by uni students and in northern parts of australia aboriginal ppl can not even buy it b4 midday

nah im a goon drinker

i nearly didnt type it because the only time i would say something like that is when im working out the back with the boys and usually i would still get to embarassed but then i went "pfft its the interweb "

dont hit me with your balls

hmm im sleepy *falls asleep on the pool table*

well freddie thats one for me

quick give it to me before he can get it

um we will see, im sure i can pick up heaps more girls than u

*arrives as my male personality and notices all the lovely looking chiks in here and asks for all their numbers before the other men get a chance*

definitely..*closes page quickly before my bf gets jealous of mika again*

this pic just makes me want to watch movies on the couch with him!

he is so tall, i want to stand next to him. he is over a foot taller than me so itd just be so awesome, giggle like a school girl awersum

i wanna see mika live........ its not fair i mean i would prolly faint if i did actually get to see him though

yeh i get msgs on top of screen telling me to talk more,maybe this way i will (tho theres a good chance no one will ask me a single question)

is it too late to volunteer?

way better than i thought it was gunna be

pink is "my bitch" i went to her concert in melbourne, was so close i could see where she scratched her stomach was worth every cent. i intend on being that close if mika ever comes back to oz even if i gotta camp out a day early to get that spot

so how did u end up with this great opportunity? i havent been able to work it out? did u win a competition?

last christmas whilst visiting my bfs family, his little sis was showing us her tamagotchi and how u can breed them with other peoples via infared, my mum never let me have a tamagotchi back in primary school when everyone else had one so we bought one each and at 21 yrs old and 24 yrs old we would sit on the train, bus ,car and play with a tamagotchi, and that was before i had ever even heard of mika, now mika is big it makes me think im even cooler for having a tamagotchi in my twenties

I had a dream that i owned my own beauty salon and mika came in for a massage while he was touring australia, when the massage had finished he thanked me for being completely professional and not treating him differently because of who he was. Then i told him it was the ethical thing to do but i was secretely trying not to faint, we then became friends(just friends) and talked all the time and then my bf (who is in the army in real life) got deployed overseas and when he came back he didnt like me anymore and mika came to my rescue and told me he liked me more than a friend. .................. then i woke up and thats the only mika dream ive had, not a bad one tho i think

you can totally see his leg muscles in those purple pants

you have to be very sick though to have that happen at 24, so fingers crossed i dont know what im talking bout

whilst i was looking at the pictures of him leaving the nightclub, i noticed his skin looks a bit saggy round the mouth (being a beauty therapist) almost looks like a loss of collagen which u find in older people or people who have been sick. Makes me wonder if thats why his so skinny now. i hope its just his facial expression,i havent seen him in person to know how much difference he looks to my comp desktop