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LMAO!! I wonder what he would say?

Who is that girl that laid across him in the car and he gave her such a look (like ). Could that be his girlfriend?

I didn't get much sleep.....my body is just tuned to get out of bed every day at 6am Are you guys voting today? It's Bris/Gold Coasts day of voting for lord mayor and the councillors. I have no idea who to vote for. Is it better to have the lord mayor Labor like the PM? Buggered if I know. You don't want a full parliament full of the one team, I think.

Well.....JJ is purely for entertainment purposes. He's always looking at the camera after he makes his wise cracks, like a naughty boy who knows he's being cheeky and wants acceptance from his peers. I do laugh at him, though. But there is NO way he will be this weeks biggest loser, he is far too lazy. I wish they showed the end of the water polo challenge Blues will win for sure Blue for life! Alison is just gorgeous. I love how she goes all when Shannan or Commando takes their shirt off LOL People left out of the weigh in this week : Bryce and Cosi. If blues don't win, they will leave Sam out. He's such a sweetie! Sorry, but I'm just obsessed with TBL! Ack! 4.5 per week is not enough

*cough* I must be getting overtired if I am amusing myself by making macros and motivational posters.

If anyone can get those right, they are on the list!! I am just like Meeka with my curls.....they only happen when I get the curling wand out

Australian Citizenship Test 1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"? _____________________________ ______ 2. What is a bloody little beauty? _____________________________ ______ 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? _____________________________ ______ 4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo." _____________________________ _____ 5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash? ___________________________ 6. Complete the following sentences: a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ....... b) You're going home in the back of a ......... c) Fair crack of the........... _____________________________ ____ 7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss _____________________________ _____ 8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie? _____________________________ _____ 9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl? _____________________________ _____ 10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming? _____________________________ _____ 11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? _____________________________ _____ 12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam. _____________________________ _____ 13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? _____________________________ _____ 14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice? _____________________________ _____ 15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own? _____________________________ _____ 16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot? _____________________________ _____ 17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots? _____________________________ ____ 18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"? _____________________________ _____ 19. Who would you like to crack on to? _____________________________ _____ 20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? _____________________________ _____ 21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool? _____________________________ ____ 22. What does sinkin piss at a mate’s joint and gettin paralised mean? _____________________________ ____

loving the sig addition, Scut I voted for him......the other contenders are not that good, actually!

Is it Nico that is a BL fan, too? Didn't see Michael in the supermarket a week or so ago? Michael is sweet. And he's lost HEAPS of weight. He probably cried a bit too much, poor dear. Nice to see a sensitive chappie, though!

No one No reason No Yes:sneaky2: Don't wanna Because Mika sh*ts me That reminds me of JJ from The Biggest Loser. He had a fabby rant this week, sitting on the bed with the rest of his Black Team "You give me the sh*ts. You can go F**K off!" God I love JJ. And Cosi. I just LOVE THE SHOW IN GENERAL!! 10 minutes until it's on

I'm trying to make icons (non Mika related) and am sitting here procrastinating. I've lost touch.

eeewww 40 degrees? I am so glad the Brisbane summer has been mild. The highest we ever got this time around was 36!

We can get him on a budget airline. That *is* a dilemma! Unless you just edit the Camika image to include the other voting image and hyperlink the whole lot?

See Mika, you're guaranteed a sale of 53 tickets!

Hello fellow Australian! Hopefully Mika will grace us with his presence in 2008!

I need a disclaimer on my siggie like yours Sometimes I tend to think outside the square but I find that to be more interesting but I do not want to be the next MFC member to go on a 'holiday'.

I'm going back to lurking

This is not serious, Jack. Do you honestly think we are going to give him toilet paper with cancelled gigs etc printed on it? The last 5 or so pages regarding the toilet paper have been make believe. Sorry, let me go back to reality. Ok then, ruin my fun You know he's going to say "This is too soft!"

Only if they are freshly washed otherwise all the product will make my fingers sticky.

OMG I had another thought! What if we ever so slightly sprinkled some itching powder on the roll? But not until the middle of the roll so he can use half the roll and be sitting there all smiles as he scrunches (or folds, hmmmm we need to know this) our photos/cancelled gigs/pictures of fish. He will be unsuspectingly itchy!!

I do think we need to have multiple loo-roll threads. It's the proper way. Perhaps a thread for each state? I will be the Queensland representative and cover the ply in white sand, perfect for exfoliating his delicate areas. Smooth!

OMG Scut....you're incredible! *kneels before you* Re: birthday mugs - I am too scared to even go into those threads. Serious.

This is pretty much the best thing I've ever read.

bahahahahaha!

he rattled his maracas close to meeeee!