MIKA is so late that he is going to miss the bus so he ran to the next bus stop to try and catch it there, but he saw something really gross at the bus stop, something that looked like a booger the size of a human, so he tried to spray it with some desinfectant he had in his bag, but then the booger started jumping up and down because he was allergic to desinfectant, and so mika tried to catch it, but it fell on the booger anyway, so Mika left and went to the restaurant, and he ordered chicken drumsticks and ultra cheesy biscuits, which made his breath stink, so he had to ask the lady next to him for a breath mint but that lady turned out to be his biggest fan, and Followed him aroundwithout Mika noticing, and that lead to MIKA hiding in the girls toilets thinking it was the boys toilets the girl followed and MIKA screamed then ran away quickish to Sweeney Todd's barber shop, where Sweeney straightened Mika's hair and cut all his split ends, MIKA realised where he was and ran home to his mum and she hugged him, and gave him a tub of strawberry ice cream, and some coffee, while Mika sat in front of the TV and watched the Simpsons and laughed so hard that he fell off his chair,soiled himself, and Mika was so embarassed that he took off his trousers, and therefre wet the sofa, and then his mom came in and she took him to the bath tub, where mika was stripped down and scrubbed my his mommy until he cleaned her up. Then Mika went to the karaoke cafe, where he heard someone singing Love Today and it was hurting his ears so he decided to grab a gun and kill the person, but then he saw cherisse. He was falling in love, he went to her and kissed her lips, and everyone clapped, and then the press arrived...and asked what his obsession w/ Grace Kelly was all about and Mika got mad and