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MIKA is so late that he is going to miss the bus so he ran to the next bus stop to try and catch it there, but he saw something really gross at the bus stop, something that looked like a booger the size of a human, so he tried to spray it with some desinfectant he had in his bag, but then the booger started jumping up and down because he was allergic to desinfectant, and so mika tried to catch it, but it fell on the booger anyway, so Mika left and went to the restaurant, and he ordered chicken drumsticks and ultra cheesy biscuits, which made his breath stink, so he had to ask the lady next to him for a breath mint but that lady turned out to be his biggest fan, and Followed him aroundwithout Mika noticing, and that lead to MIKA hiding in the girls toilets thinking it was the boys toilets the girl followed and MIKA screamed then ran away quickish to Sweeney Todd's barber shop, where Sweeney straightened Mika's hair and cut all his split ends, MIKA realised where he was and ran home to his mum and she hugged him, and gave him a tub of strawberry ice cream, and some coffee, while Mika sat in front of the TV and watched the Simpsons and laughed so hard that he fell off his chair,soiled himself, and Mika was so embarassed that he took off his trousers, and therefre wet the sofa, and then his mom came in and she took him to the bath tub, where mika was stripped down and scrubbed by his mommy until he cleaned her up, then Mika went to the karaoke cafe, where he heard someone singing Love Today and it was hurting his ears so he decided to grab a gun and kill the person, but then he saw cherisse, he was falling in love, he went to her and kissed her lips, and everyone clapped, and then the press arrived, and asked what his obsession with Grace Kelly was all about and Mika got mad and picked Cherisse up and threw her at the press, and the press fought back sending 50 cent by the air, Mika was so mad that he started taking his clothes off, and then MFCers arrived and kidnaped him, he was happy because they gave him lots of tea and skittles while they kissed and hugged him, he was embarassed and shy because his trousers were ''going down'', The fans started touching him, so Mika played and touched them too, they were having lots of fun , when suddenly his trousers fell down and revealed that he had pants with red hearts on them, Mika was embarassed, but the fans just loved the pants, he laughed and decided to have an underwear party, All the fans where having fun, He started to tell some secrets... all the fans gathered around, "Did you know I used to be a model- I used to model my own brand called 'chicken fever' but they never put them in magazines" The fans tought his idea was great, and Decided to make there own Magizine just for Chicken Fever, everybody loved it Mika was now more famous than he could ever imagine, when suddenly, the telephone rang and he got a call from Charisse They talked about nothing in particular, but then Mika started with hicups, that made everyone laugh but Charisse hung up the phone because her other phone started ringing and she answered it; it was Mika's sister, Yasmine, who wanted to tell Cherisse that he was surrounded by crazy headless chickens which happened to be eating all her precious artwork, and then Mika started to sing that really annoying song that is in everyone's head, that one which makes everybody dance like elephants with tutu's and everyone went to the carnival parade, because they thought they'd see Scott Mills naked there, but Mika started to dance his sexy dance that made everyone stay with him, but as he bent down, his trousers ripped at the back, and the person closest to him took the oppurtunity to give him a big spank, and Mika got so offended that he started to scream -«NO CHICKEN TONIGHT»-, when suddenly his mother appeared and tried to sew up his trousers, but he run away really scared from a giant penguim wich had escaped from the London Zoo, and which was wearing Mika's favourite scarve and trousers that he'd worn at the Grammy Awards, and Mika was so shocked that he had to go drink a cup of tea at his Grandmothers house, wich had previously been poisoned by Mika's angry ex girlfriend, and as soon as Mika started drinking the tea, he started to feel so crazy, so he started to eat many cakes of "space cakes", and he got so high that he felt to go swim in the sea with all the colourfull fishes that he now had a sudden urge to hug all at once but he stopped because he remembered if he sucked to hard on your lollipop love was gonna let him down, so he started to beat everyone, and decided to make the most enormous and delicious cake anyone had ever seen, and he got to work, first he went to the supermarket to buy lollipops and marshmellows.. Then, he went to the zoo to visit his old friend who was a giant elephant, Mika learnt how to speak elephant so he asked for a ride home, but the elephant said no because he was to tired from eating lots of lollipops Mika had sent him through the post, so Mika took a ride on Billy Brown's magical sofa that could fly, when he got home he sat at the piano and started to compose a new song called I love lovepupbandit wich talked about a penguin called Lovepupbandit wich love to eat socks and dance. He was Mika's pet 'til the tradjic accident involving lovepupbandit choking on a sock, Mika had to rush her to the 'penguin' vets and fortunatly they managed to get the sock out, but lovepupbandit found a place where she could eat less dangerous socks so she left Mika to follow her dreams, so Mika got really sad and for trying to be little bit happy he bought as pet chicken and called it Captain Haddockand then Mika decided to visit his granny and take Captain Haddock with him, but his granny was allergic to feathers, so as soon as he got to her house, she started to become purple and big until Mika give her an lollipop, then she got fine and he left her house to go to the park take Captain Haddockand for a walk; there he saw a four leaf clover, so he and Captin Haddock danced in excitement and then Mika realised Captain Haddock had to go to take a bath because he was really dirty from eating cereals so when Mika saw a pond just around the corner he saw his chance and pushed Captain Hoddock in, as he pushed Captain Hadock in however

OMG A brittish thread! Why was I not told about this?! Sorry for interupting your little chin wag ladies, carry on around me. By the way, has anyone noticed how much us Brits LOVE to queue?

Ohh, Brixton, my first ever (and only so far) gig, let alone Mika gig! Its a good venue! Anywhos, welcome to the mad house *ahem* Mika Fan Club, hope you enjoy your stay!

I likes the idea but you'd only be able to send it out to members of MFC that have shown their loyalty. So when people first sign up they can't send off for one straigh away then never post.

Allo and welcome! Is Brixton not a brilliant venue? Did you get anywhere near the front? (Me and some friends went to one of his concerts at Brixton (Dec 2nd)

You be Essex also? You can't be from near Harlow... That is NOT a good bit of Essex... I assume you're from a nice bit of Essex...

I see your point, Im one too, but only becasue I was born in PAH. People are agreeing! Im not the only one that thinks its disturbing...!

But you definetly dont sing about THAT!! BIg girls and Billy Brown arent the most 'normal' songs but at least they arnt disturbed... --ESSEX Gal!!!

A friend got me into Patrick Wolf so I downloaded a load of his songs and most of them are quite good. (not as good as Mika obviously!) So here I am doing my coursework listening to my music on shuffle when I hear... I was still a child when you caught me and tied me to your bed you gave me shoes and pretty clothes, and i gave you what i had between my legs Just a rite of passage, you held me down and said "I'm gonna be your right of passage, so boy you better spread, spread em" Patrick Wolf - The Child Catcher I dont know what you guys think but to me this seems a bit wrong and generally disturbed. This isnt the sort of thing you sing about!! What are your fealings?

Grace Kelly 15 Lollipop 17 My Interpretation 12 Love Today 18 Relax 17 Any Other World 15 Billy Brown 12 Big Girl 14 Stuck In The Middle 17 Happy Ending 11 Ring Ring 12 Holy Johnny 17 Only Lonely One 13 How Much Do You Love Me 20 +Love Today -Holy Johnny

Why didnt you just skip back to the start like I did? I must now find a half decent piccy of me and put pink sunies on it! The best sort of photo to have of me, the back of my head... Sorry for the bad quality... very bad quality... but obviously I didn't take the photo...

Done done and done. Gonna vote as many times as I can. He might not be the best in the world (I am yet to see every living man - when I do I'll tell you!) but he sure is the best on the list!

MIKA is so late that he is going to miss the bus so he ran to the next bus stop to try and catch it there, but he saw something really gross at the bus stop, something that looked like a booger the size of a human, so he tried to spray it with some desinfectant he had in his bag, but then the booger started jumping up and down because he was allergic to desinfectant, and so mika tried to catch it, but it fell on the booger anyway, so Mika left and went to the restaurant, and he ordered chicken drumsticks and ultra cheesy biscuits, which made his breath stink, so he had to ask the lady next to him for a breath mint but that lady turned out to be his biggest fan, and Followed him aroundwithout Mika noticing, and that lead to MIKA hiding in the girls toilets thinking it was the boys toilets the girl followed and MIKA screamed then ran away quickish to Sweeney Todd's barber shop, where Sweeney straightened Mika's hair and cut all his split ends, MIKA realised where he was and ran home to his mum and she hugged him, and gave him a tub of strawberry ice cream, and some coffee, while Mika sat in front of the TV and watched the Simpsons and laughed so hard that he fell off his chair,soiled himself, and Mika was so embarassed that he took off his trousers, and therefre wet the sofa, and then his mom came in and she took him to the bath tub, where mika was stripped down and scrubbed by his mommy until he cleaned her up, then Mika went to the karaoke cafe, where he heard someone singing Love Today and it was hurting his ears so he decided to grab a gun and kill the person, but then he saw cherisse, he was falling in love, he went to her and kissed her lips, and everyone clapped, and then the press arrived, and asked what his obsession with Grace Kelly was all about and Mika got mad and picked Cherisse up and threw her at the press, and the press fought back sending 50 cent by the air, Mika was so mad that he started taking his clothes off, and then MFCers arrived and kidnaped him, he was happy because they gave him lots of tea and skittles while they kissed and hugged him, he was embarassed and shy because his trousers were ''going down'', The fans started touching him, so Mika played and touched them too, they were having lots of fun , when suddenly his trousers fell down and revealed that he had pants with red hearts on them, Mika was embarassed, but the fans just loved the pants, he laughed and decided to have an underwear party, All the fans where having fun, He started to tell some secrets... all the fans gathered around, "Did you know I used to be a model- I used to model my own brand called 'chicken fever' but they never put them in magazines" The fans tought his idea was great, and Decided to make there own Magizine just for Chicken Fever, everybody loved it Mika was now more famous than he could ever imagine, when suddenly, the telephone rang and he got a call from Charisse They talked about nothing in particular, but then Mika started with hicups, that made everyone laugh but Charisse hung up the phone because her other phone started ringing and she answered it; it was Mika's sister, Yasmine, who wanted to tell Cherisse that he was surrounded by crazy headless chickens which happened to be eating all her precious artwork, and then Mika started to sing that really annoying song that is in everyone's head, that one which makes everybody dance like elephants with tutu's and everyone went to the carnival parade, because they thought they'd see Scott Mills naked there, but Mika started to dance his sexy dance that made everyone stay with him, but as he bent down, his trousers ripped at the back, and the person closest to him took the oppurtunity to give him a big spank, and Mika got so offended that he started to scream -«NO CHICKEN TONIGHT»-, when suddenly his mother appeared and tried to sew up his trousers, but he run away really scared from a giant penguim wich had escaped from the London Zoo, and which was wearing Mika's favourite scarve and trousers that he'd worn at the Grammy Awards, and Mika was so shocked that he had to go drink a cup of tea at his Grandmothers house, wich had previously been poisoned by Mika's angry ex girlfriend, and as soon as Mika started drinking the tea, he started to feel so crazy, so he started to eat many cakes of "space cakes", and he got so high that he felt to go swim in the sea with all the colourfull fishes that he now had a sudden urge to hug all at once but he stopped because he remembered

Aww diddums! I wont pry and ask whats wrong but I hope it gets better, or at least not any worse! Just remember. Keep your chin up like the brits do! (Yes I do realise you're not a brit but thats NOT the point!)

You're soo totally in the right place for mika-madness. Just say the word and the whole webpage sits up and listens... Seriously. Try it! Hi anyway! I hope you get to that gig!