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He's yelling:

 

"I NEED CHICKEN TONIGHT!!!!"...

Mika: Hi, I'm Mika

You: *rips his shirt off*

Mika: Uhh....

You: Hi Mika

Mika: I'm collld.

*I hug him from behind*

Mika:

Me: You said you were cold!

How can one forget Mika shake ya Boom Bom?

Rather hypnotic, isn't it?

Does anyone know what he's yelling?

GUYZ.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT THIS:

^(^-^)v

Yesterday, I saw this girl I hadn't seen in months. She used to be a huge mika fan. But yesterday, she told me she is "so over him. Mika is just a phase in life you need to get through. It's time to grow up."

"Growing old is compulsory

Growing up is optional"

I know how you feel. Some of my friends hate his new songs.

I would, too, if i had to pose with a bald guy from SEAT the next morn...

 

I'm quite observant sometimes.

Hi, I'm George Sampson!

Look, I'm bustin' some moves!

Never mind that old git, look at me! I'm over here!

Respec' mayte!

Oh sod it, I'm off...

I'm not sure if these pics even needed captioning.

Me too please.

Hobbies: Bacon breath.. I LOOOVE a good pumpernickel. (AN. WHAT THE HELL DOES HE SAY?! I WAS GUESSING! )

Bacon breath=baking bread.

I spend a lot of time on this thread...have I joined yet? I think I should. XD

I call him "cute lil' b*****d" but only in my head.

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You are my new best friend.

I see we have a fellow Anti in our midst. Greetings comrade.

(Why am I talking like this? XD)

A girl: HA! YOU LIKE MIKA?! HE'S AN IDIOT!

Me: So is Edward Cullen.

Girl: SHUT UP!

 

And THAT, my friends, is what we in the business describe as a TwiTard. Someone who goes to goes to extreme lengths to protect Eddiekins.

If she starts with that carp again, tell her Edward isn't real.

Friend-based.

Hannah: Who do you fancy?

Me:...*knows she'll get teased if she tells the truth*

Hannah: ALICE! Who do you fancy?

Abby: MIKA!

Me:...yup.

Hannah: Oh, you mean that scrawny little n**ce?

WHY THANKS FOR THAT LOVELY ARTICULATE OPINION.

Another friend has also called him a paedophile, just because he dances about in his pants for one video. I wish they'd stop humouring me about it all.

Mum: Well they don't know what they're talking about, he's got more talent in his little finger than that lot. They wouldn't know talent if it bit them on the a**, and even then they'd think it was some sort of weird dog...

is in this video, at 0:44

 

a fan asked him a kiss and he said that he was sick and he couldn't kiss her (he wasn't obviously sick, it was because of the influenza I guess )

Can we call this pic "The Man-Flu Face" then?

Is there a picture of him holding up a bottle of Johnson's Baby Shampoo?

I think it was in a Spanish fan's sig.

May not be quite accurate, but here goes:

"I had a man once break into my hotel room. I came out of the shower and he was just there. The first thing I did was laugh (which probably wasn't the best thing to do in that situation.) and then I ran out of my room and down the corridor in my towel...security got him.And I was just there, bright red.I think he was on drugs or something, he was tripping really bad. It was quite a scary experience. The hotel knew what had happened, they didn't make me pay for the night and gave me the biggest penthouse suite! So...:D"

(Always looks on the bright side. )

Holy carp, there's gumballs in the table!

HOLY CARP I HAVE A SUNDAE!

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM. ^w^

Does anyone know what is 21 Horsham road, and why its in his album??

thnx!

I really hope it's not what I think it is...

He wouldn't...

(It couldn't be his address could it?)

I miss the jeans

 

They surely weren't the tightest, but they dropped, wich was nice too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nyaaaa~

SAMEAGE! :shocked::shocked:

"You must practice your scales and your appegios." .

I'm not surprised that he likes that movie because it has kittens that sing, play the piano and paint. With British accents. In fair Paree.

It's probably something like... I dunno... The Aristocats? Can I get away with that?"

 

 

I just watched that film. Woooo.