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  1. If my eyesight is not deceiving me, does he say that he thinks he is ugly??:shocked: You're beautiful inside and out Mika:thumb_yello:!

    "An odd face"???:shocked: What's he on about?:boxed:

     

    "I was always told I was ugly.I still think I am ugly. I know I've got an odd face and you can't tell me otherwise."

     

    He also thinks his nose is crooked due to it being broken at a young age.

    But my dad thinks Noel Fielding is ugly, he has a properly noticeable kink in his nose and loads of girls love him.:boxed:

  2. Not like your normal celebrity, is very friendly, cute and random.:bleh:

     

    Plus the absurdity of some of his thoughts make me laugh "Spam rhymes with ham...I have a nice new hat!" , and if someone is mean to him in the public spotlight, he just doesn't reply. This method actually works, because he either blazes straight past it without a second thought or twiddles his thumbs and looks down.

    The twiddling thumb method works, because us fans see him, think "Awww, that's horrible :(" and immediately chastize whoever said those things. Mika doesn't get in trouble because he didn't say anything rude back.

  3. When the fire was lit (Me wondering if I could remember that Ray Mears-style technique, whereas he just lit it.) we sat having a rest. Whilst intently staring at the ocean and thinking of that song about narwhals (Too shy to speak.), I felt a strange sensation. A warm (Well, warmer than our current surroundings.) feeling creeping up the side of my face. It stopped for a bit and then came back. Was he...yup. When my head turned and saw what he was trying to do , he leant back and quickly apologised.

     

    "I'm sorry. There's this thing where I have a sudden urge to bite people. On the face. Don't know how it came about, it just happens. Sorry."

    "Nah, it's okay. Carry on. :bleh:"

    "Wha..."

    "I'm from the MFC.:naughty:"

    "Ohh. I see."

     

    NOT to be continued...

  4. basicly the title says it all.one of my friends, she thinks he cant sing, yet she listens to people who sing monotonely (if thats a word) lol

     

    I used to have a group of friends , most of them disliked him.

    (One said "I think he's ****" . My best friend likes one of his songs and she went "Sorry Alice, I think he's okay but I just want to say it, "He's faeces!". So she wasn't insulting him, she just likes insults and swears.), two lads in there (A & T)thought he was gay, so hated him 'cause they were confessed homophobes.

     

    (Although one of them always hissed "He's GAY!" (A) when anything Mika-related was said or put near to him, so I often had fun chasing him around with my mp3 headphones that were playing "Love Today" at the time.:lol3:)

     

    One lad did like him, and after I had had some sort of fall-out (can't remember what it was.) I was walking past, another girl (M) said "So you're not gonna have any more ****ty songs like MIKA on your iPod anymore?" because she was trying to get at me.

     

    The two main "leaders" of the group were twins called...err...K and L. K was okay with him (she was the nicer one) but L HATED him, thought he was gay, etc. Now instead of singing Big Girls You Are Beautiful, she sings "F** Girls, You Are M**ging". (L and K don't like larger people because their mum would often call K "F*t C*w".)

     

    One evening I got quite upset because L kept putting me in these MSN convos with her and another friend (H) who made an absolutely LOVELY first impression by typing: "mikaisgayandhasaoneinchwonder!mikaisgayandhasaoneinchwonder!" over and over again. L topped this off by putting "Yeah, I'm going out with A. We rape Mika together."

    I got upset and logged off. My parents told me to stop getting so emotional over a pop-star who I didn't know.

     

    And during/after I stopped hanging out with that group, the two lads who thought he was gay (T and A, sometimes B)came over and said "Look Alice, I'm Mika (T) and he's a little boy(A or B)!" and T would pretend to bum-rape A/B. On one occasion, I got upset again and they said sorry, but I was reluctant because I knew they'd do it again.

     

     

     

    Luckily, my new friends are more accepting, especially one who said she used to fancy him and that he was okay.(I reluctantly told her on MSN.)

     

     

    EDIT: Btw, L asked (and keeps asking me) in Spanish through another boy (I still knew it was her) if he was gay. (AGAIN...AAAAAAARGH)

    If she asks me if he's gay once more I am just gonna turn around and say:

     

    "You know what?! I really don't know! No-one apart from the people very close to him know! If you're so bothered, why don't you fly to L.A. and ask him for yourself? Most likely he won't tell you because if he is, homophobes like you will pick on him! He already had this stick at primary school! It made him dyslexic and mute!! So just...stop!!!"

     

    *really sorry mods but I want to get my point across*

  5. Mika is...my first celebrity crush.

     

    So:

    A) Ohmigod, I just admitted that. (Doesn't matter here though , does it?:bleh:)

    B) I don't fancy other usual crush suspects, such aaas: Brad Pitt; Johnny Depp; Robert Pattinson; Ed Cullen; Daniel Radcliffe; anyone off Gossip Girl because I don't watch it and I don't really like it; anyone off Britannia High, High School Musical (My opinion: :puke:. No 'fense.), teen musicals and dramas.

     

    Just him.

    I'm one strange cookie.:wink2:

  6. Ok... Everyone else seems to have a thread but there doesn't seem to be a Lebanese one.

     

    So, if there are any Lebanese people here or just anyone really... say hi.

     

    This is a picture looking down towards Beirut from where I live :)

     

    And I really do think that Mika should do a concert in Lebanon:punk:

     

    You got your wish.:bleh:

     

    You Lebanese seem friendly people. (Well, duh, this is a fan club for one of them.*facepalm*)

     

    I've never had to live anywhere else in my life, and my parents were born in the same part of the small town where I live. So in that respect, I'm totally unlike Mika.

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