pinkfakecheez

Nice how you made him the thin one. XD

Sorry to pop into the conversation but it really does... My bestfriend's brother wants to be a vampire and loves Bella, the CHARACTER.

Poor s*d...he loves a girl who thinks it's okay to jump off cliffs just so she can hear her boyfriend speak to her again, even though he split up with her about 4 months ago.

that beautiful avatar:roftl:

Thanks.

(ALL HAIL THE CIRCLE SELECT TOOL ON GIMP 2.4. No, this isn't a plug unless you want to interpret it as one.)

:lmfao: Your avie! It totally cracked me up

Why thankyou!

It just seemed to fit the picture.

My sister's like that...

She posted this on my facebook the other day after our discussion in regards to whether Edward Cullen (yeah, she's a Twilight obsessive) showers or not. I also often feel the need to remind her that Edward is fictional.

 

"HAH! i believe mika is fictional regardless of whether Edward Cullen showers or not."

 

And then a bit later...

 

"FICTIONAL POPSTAR!"

 

:rolls_eyes:

Why does Twilight do this to people? It makes them believe things are real...

:eek:

 

I'm not Northern

 

I'm from Surrey (well West Midlands, actually, but I live in Surrey now )

My mistake, sowwy. I get a bit excited when it turns out someone on a forum is from my place in the world.

talk of alberts and lions...

 

There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool,

That's noted for fresh-air and fun,

And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom

Went there with young Albert, their son.

 

A grand little lad was their Albert

All dressed in his best; quite a swell

'E'd a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle

The finest that Woolworth's could sell.

 

They didn't think much to the ocean

The waves, they was fiddlin' and small

There was no wrecks... nobody drownded

'Fact, nothing to laugh at, at all.

 

So, seeking for further amusement

They paid and went into the zoo

Where they'd lions and tigers and cam-els

And old ale and sandwiches too.

 

There were one great big lion called Wallace

His nose were all covered with scars

He lay in a som-no-lent posture

With the side of his face to the bars.

 

Now Albert had heard about lions

How they were ferocious and wild

And to see Wallace lying so peaceful

Well... it didn't seem right to the child.

 

So straight 'way the brave little feller

Not showing a morsel of fear

Took 'is stick with the'orse's 'ead 'andle

And pushed it in Wallace's ear!

 

You could see that the lion didn't like it

For giving a kind of a roll

He pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im

And swallowed the little lad... whole!

 

Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence

And didn't know what to do next

Said, "Mother! Yon lions 'et Albert"

And Mother said "Eeh, I am vexed!"

 

So Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom

Quite rightly, when all's said and done

Complained to the Animal Keeper

That the lion had eaten their son.

 

The keeper was quite nice about it

He said, "What a nasty mishap

Are you sure that it's your lad he's eaten?"

Pa said, "Am I sure? There's his cap!"

 

So the manager had to be sent for

He came and he said, "What's to do?"

Pa said, "Yon lion's 'eaten our Albert

And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too."

 

Then Mother said, "Right's right, young feller

I think it's a shame and a sin

For a lion to go and eat Albert

And after we've paid to come in!"

 

The manager wanted no trouble

He took out his purse right away

And said, "How much to settle the matter?"

And Pa said "What do you usually pay?"

 

But Mother had turned a bit awkward

When she thought where her Albert had gone

She said, "No! someone's got to be summonsed"

So that were decided upon.

 

Round they went to the Police Station

In front of a Magistrate chap

They told 'im what happened to Albert

And proved it by showing his cap.

 

The Magistrate gave his o-pinion

That no-one was really to blame

He said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms

Would have further sons to their name.

 

At that Mother got proper blazing

"And thank you, sir, kindly," said she

"What waste all our lives raising children

To feed ruddy lions? Not me!"

'Ey up! There's a fellow Northener.

Hi girls, how's life? I came here for some distraction, cause I've got a new pneumonia and am in hospital AGAIN. Have been at home for only 10 days. I am so fed up with this sh*t. It only seems to get worse instead of better with time and it scares me a bit. I just want to be at home for more than 3 months, if that's possible I would be very happy:thumb_yello:

Of course I use this thread to cheer me up, it works always and fantastic:naughty: What a lovely, beatiful picture is this:wub2:

That sounds horrible, hope it clears up.

At least you have a copy.

(Well okay, I could have bought it. But I wanted Kiki's Delivery Service.)

OH EWW! YO CAN LIKE SEE IT IN HIS THROAT! XD

Forget the captions, that reaction alone is funny.

"To the BatCave!"

three of my friends are called;

 

kansas

karma

and zhiar

 

out thtere enough?

There's a lady in my Nan's nursing home called Zenith.

I luv u Mika u r gr8,pls come 2 Argentina n marry me,we can watch hollyoaks n u can sing the song w/colours.waz ur fav. colour?mine is blue

If this is an actual tweet then it's blatantly obvious that this fan ain't on the MFC. She would have known within two secs of asking if she had.

*gulp*

*cough*

*cough*

Okay, I REALLY should have chewed that bon-bon first....

Does he like Lily Allen?

I think he told her to eff off because she wanted his slot at the Lowlands festival.

I wouldn't be surprised if he did genuinely not like her. She seems quite moany at times. Or she doesn't like a lot of other famous peeps.

Lily's fallen out with a few people that Mika like, e.g. Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry (I think Katy Perry started that one by referring to her self as "like a thin version of Lily Allen.").

Miss Allen has also been in a long duel with Mike Skinner from The Streets.

(pinkfakecheez appears to have morphed into a journalist. Please stand by until normal service resumes.)

Renee Zellweger, he once had a crush on her, or he said he did on an interview, or something...

 

OH! And GRACE KELLY!

He's still obssessed with her!

LOL

I thought that was just his American grandma.

Not sure. When I did work experience in a school, one of the little boys had a lazy eye so they put a special plaster thing over his good eyes so he could practice using his lazy eye and make it stronger. Do you need glasses if you have a lazy eye?

Yeah, but they put a patch over your non-lazy eye first to strengthen the lazy eye a bit. I suppose it's so you can have the same prescription for both eyes.

Still , I'm amazed that he controls his lazy eye so well. S'pose mine is worse than his.

Also, astigmatism is when you have something wrong in the back of your eye, and if you look at bright lights you get a killer headache and have to wear sunglasses, or light sensitive lenses if you can get them.

I don't like that pic either, I think he looks silly

For me, it looks better if you just view it from the bottom of the nose upward.

what ever happened with "how much do you love me"

do we still think it will be on the 2nd album, like he said at every show?

If it's not, I will cry. For days. When I'm not at school, but I will cry if it's not there nonetheless.

MIKA'S DEADLY PLANS TO TAKE WORLD MONUMENTS TO BEIRUT - PART 2

 

I can never see your pictures. :S

Other- just doing it to make us go into a panic and come up with a variety of crazy suggestions as to why he hasn't Twittered for a bit.

(Aah, just like the good old days...)

He was inspired to write songs through a song of Nirvana's, called "Heart-Shaped Box".

For the record, I like it, but thought it was something like a demo (i.e. Not to be discussed, shared, etc.) when I realized it wasn't on the album (UK) and took it off my computer.

If it brings back bad feelings, then I won't download it again.

That's probably an example of how songwriting and/or singing a song can backfire. Normally it's done to heal a wound, but in this case it probably opened it again.

How about female apple wrestlers?

 

:thumb_yello:SHE is AWESOME. What's her wrestling name?

I'm not sure about this one either. I absolutely love the song and Mka would absolutely nail it! But I haven't seen or heard anything about him covering the song.

He covered it at his first gig in Ibiza when (I think) there was some sort of technical problem to keep the crowd entertained.

Either way, he sang it there.

(Wish I could have heard that.)

I think it's just something to help concentrate on holding a note. :S

But maybe he feels like he wasted his childhood? Grew up too fast. Which could explain why he acts so childlike now, he's trying to get it back.

I always noticed this. Being in operas and stage shows from 11 (which is technically work) and then preparing and taking ten years to get in the music industry (on top of all the schoolwork) must have been really exhausting, plus there would have been times when he wanted to go out with the other kids but couldn't.

PLUS all that depressing stuff he got early in life.

PLUS he sleeps in the basement.

So darkness, monotony, sudden having-to-grow up, sudden awareness of all the bad stuff that happens in the world.

What happens to combat this:-

Super-happy rainbow colours on album, balloons, artwork, cartoons, childishness at every opportunity, randomness.

By the way, sorry for off-topicness, but has anyone noticed that every 5th comment on the Happy Ending video on YouTube is essentially someone worrying about his shoelaces being untied?

purplegrape, that's an awesome analyzation of the video. I could never think of that much stuff.

I feel disgusted at myself now. I'm 14 and I don't even have a paper round. (I tried to get one once, but they never called me back.)