*Calls Mika for the first time*
Me: Hi Mika!
Mika: Do I know you?
Me: No but there’s no need to be so rude
Mika: Errm…ok…but what could you possibly want to talk about at two o' clock in the morning?
Me: no, not that
Mika: Then I suppose you called me so you can tell me what gorgeous eyes and hair and abs I have and how you’ve loved me since you were 4?
Me: no
Mika: What then?
Me: I just wanted to know if you’ve named your dog yet
Mika: I don't…wait, did you just fangurl over my dog?
Me: YES! She’s sooo cute and I love her beautiful golden fur and her sweet little nose and her pretty eyes and I can’t wait for you to pick her up so we can see another photo of her!!!!!!! Anyways...have you decided what you’re going to call her yet?
Mika: One minute…let me get this straight…it’s the first time you've ever talked to me and you want to talk about my dog?
Me: Yes just tell me what you’re calling your dog dammit!
Mika: Well maybe I won’t get a puppy after all
Me: What?! Why?
Mika: It’s not good for my career to have everyone fangurling over my dog instead of me!
Me: Ok, ok! I’ll fangurl over you as much as you want!
Mika: That’s more like it! Fangurl away!
Me: One minute, I’ve got to finish my fan-mail!
Mika: You can just read it out to me if you want...
Me: No, it's not for you, it's for your puppy! I’ll call you back! Bye! *hangs up*
Mika: Joooooohn!!! We may have a problem...