basicamenteyo

-Entrada para ver a tu idolo y gritarle "I´ve seen you naked": 30€

-Calzoncillos blancos:25€

-Ver a Mika pasando vergüenza: NO TIENE PRECIO....

-Entrada para ver a tu idolo y gritarle "I´ve seen you naked": 30€

-Calzoncillos blancos:25€

-Ver a Mika pasando vergüenza: NO TIENE PRECIO....

......... i´m not sure....but maybe mika will never perform at the jail in canada... so... better if you don´t steal money

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"his" tweet!!

i think he was still leaving the stage when that tweet appeared!!!

no.i´m joking now,it was like two minutes later so he had lots of time to type it and send it

for,real,i´m serious,he was the one who tweeted that.

"how does she put up with me"?

it´s exactly the other way around

you evil

"liked" not liked "LOVED IT"!!!!!!!

from new york!!!! from that candy bar!!!!

thank you very much dear,thank you,thank you and thank you..........

"why Mika lives me"?????? you mean "leave"?? you are... dark.. tonight...

****,you caught me

*11 june*

@ClockworkOrch: happy birthday!!!

@basicamenteyo:

@ClockworkOrch: not happy?

@basicamenteyo: "happy birthday"? that´s all?? no chicken???

@ClockworkOrch: .........

*Mango calls Mika*

Mango: ok, what do your fans mean when they ask for chicken?

Mika: .......

Mango: you are not mocking... are you?

Mika: Are "MY" fans asking you for chicken??

Mango: they are. Are they hungry or what?

Mika: if you only knew.... so... if they are asking for chicken.... ok,I´ll explain what chicken is... where do you live?

Mango: Aw, how cute you are! you are coming to my home to explain this to me!

Mika: yeah,yeah... go have a shower

Mango: a shower? What for? To talk about chicken?

Mika: just do it. You´ll see

@ClockworkOrch: I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT CHICKEN MEANS BUT NO WAY!!!!

*Mango moves to Honolulu and hides under a palmtree*

*arrives on MFC*

*sees 3 notifications*

*bets it´s Roxy*

I love you

*arrives to own´s wall*

*sees the link to the interview*

*jumps around like a monkey full of excitement and doesn´t even read your comments,just clicks the link*

*sees it´s in french* *goes all *

*again without reading roxy´s comments clicks the link to the translation*

*realises the interview is not totally translated there*

*gets more *

*reads Roxy´s comments and realises it was all explained already there*

note self: read things before acting....

*backs to your wall*

roxy is off... i dont know why i thought she was on.... just because she was in your friends...

i´ve just awake few minutes ago.... so i´m still half-slept

have a nahce day.....

*blushes* thank you very much

*burns hospital*

now you don´t need to work today.

*waits for a chat on msn tonight*

*calls JS*

me: NO WAY JIMMY!!!!!! i don´t want mika all over you!! it´s OUR naked gig!!! you can have your own naked gig!! just ask mika!!!!

*JS calls mika*

JS: can i have my own naked gig??

mika: will you paint your face?

JS:

mika: are you busy right now??

JS: no.....i´m coming to your place

*mika wakes up andy*

mika: andy,sorry,you gotta go...

andy: wot?? i´m sleeping dear,let me rest.....

*mika pushes andy,so he falls down the bed*

andy:

mika: sorry,you gotta go... ehrm... a.... uh.... your mom called... yes... ehrm.... she needs you to.. ehrm... to save the cat,yes... he has climbed a tree and...

andy: mom hasn´t got any cat....

mika: oh i forgot!! i gave her the cat like a present yesterday... *pushes andy* bye andy..!! good luck with the cat!!

*calls mika and sends him the last posts on my wall*

Mika: ZOMFG!!! WHO WROTE THAT??

me: Roxy did

Mika: I NEED TO HIRE HER!!!!!

*Mika calls to Jodi Marr*

Mika: sorry,you are fired

*calls mika*

me: mikaaa!!! MIKAAAA!!! YOU WON´T BELIEVE IT!!!!

mika: don´t tell me.... you have realized i´m the hottest guy in the world....

me:

mika: ok,i´ll shut up...

me: it´s about roxy!!!

mika: oh my god!! what has she done now?? *prepares himself to hide under the bed*

me: she doesn´t know HOUSE MD!!!!

mika: WHAT??? WHAT??? how can it be??

me: that´s what i thought!! i´m so worried for her!!

mika: that young lady needs help... how can she be happy if she doesn´t know who HOUSE is???

me: i agree... what can we do??

mika: give me a couple of minutes... i´ll solve it...

*hangs up*

hi roxy,it´s mika... here you are a link... young lady... you need to watch this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdecgejaQJ8

*calls Mika*

me: lad, you need to pay a new server...

Mika: why??

me: cause this one is slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Mika: oh, I see... *whispers* MOOOOM can you give me some money?? I need it to pay for a new server so my fans can fangurl even more...

me: actually, it´s just cause Roxy uses to make a fool of herself quite often, and then she wants to erase the posts, but since it´s soooo sloooooow, some people is quoting here on the meantime, and then she can´t erase them....

Mika: oooooooh!!!!! MOOOOOOOOM!!! FORGET IT!!!! I LOVE TO SEE MY FANS MAKING A FOOL OF THEMSELVES!!!!!!!

*logs in MFC*

Mika: erm.... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! can you remind me my password?

MamaP: WEREN´T YOU GOING TO MOVE TO YOUR NEW HOUSE????

*calls mika*

me: first of all.... LET ANDY HAVE A BREAK!!!

mika: sir,yes sir!! aaaandy!! have a break man

andy: thank..... *dies*

me: aaah,you´re an evil boss....

mika:

me: ok,about the setlist.... YOU MUST DO TOUCHES YOU!!

mika: sure?? you will need a mop then:mf_rosetinted:

me: i can manage

mika:

me: and of course YOU WILL DO THE GIG SEMI-NAKED

mika: why??

me: it´s my gig... it´s my party and i cry if i want to,cry if i want to..

mika: stop singing!! (i will never hire this girl.she´s an awful singer)

me: just trousers and no-grey-undies:mf_rosetinted:

mika: i think i only have grey undies at the moment:blink:

me: then you need to go shopping,don´t you think so??

mika: yasmine!!!! are you busy?? ok,see you in your gig... how many droolers.. i mean... fans there will be??

me: just three

mika: i need more droolers!!!!

me: we can scream as if we are 3000:mf_rosetinted:

mika: oh,enough then:biggrin2:

*hangs up*

*calls mika*

me: i knew it

mika: i´m serious!!! or you stop calling me or.......

me: i know who JS is

mika: tomorrow. at your place. naked gig. just don´t tell about JS to anyone.

me: it´s a deal

*calls Mika*

me: OMG!! MIKA!!! TALKING TO THE FLOWERS LIKE NOW!!!!!!!

Mika:

*goes to msn and waits*

me: are you silly?? I said TTTF!!!!!

Mika:

me: GOSH MIKA!!! THANK GOD IT´S NOT A LOD!! IT WAS JUST A FM!!!

Mika:

me: pfffffffffffffff ok, did you kiss the postman lately?

Mika: OMG!! WHY ON EARTH SHOULD I KISS THE POSTMAN?!?!!?

me: what?? Oh God... you are not banging up to date anymore

Mika: am I supposed to understand you?

me: Ok,I give up... you are a lost cause....

Mika: JOOOOOOHNNN!!!!!! I F*CKING NEED TO STALK MY FANS EVEN ON MSN!! THEY ARE CREATING A NEW WORLD AROUND ME AND I CAN´T UNDERSTAND A WORD!!

John: how mature you are Mika....

yes,I´m bored

*calls mika*

me: sorry.. i know you are trying to teach melachi how to play piano.......i´m not saying you are nuts... noooo....

mika: stop that monlogue.... i am not what you think i am,i am golden...

me: what pic have you got on your iphone?? i mean.. like screensaver

mika: what a stupid question is that???

me: can you please just answer??

mika: NO!!!

me: you have a pic of M

mika: who the hell is "M"??

me: andy

mika: why the **** are you calling "m" to andy???

me: in which letter have you noted down andy?

mika: ok.... how do you know that??

me: roxy and you need to change that pic and put the autograph you signed for roxane instead....

*camps*

*checks again roxy´s messenger*

*still offline*