*ring ring*
Mika: Hello?
Me (with a deep voice, a watch is ticking in the background)): You are completely relaxed, you will do everything I ask you to do, you feel how your left arm is getting warm and heavy…
*tictoc*
Mika: Uhm…Sil? Is it you? One of the shrinks from the shrink thread?
Me: …your right arm is getting warm and heavy, you are getting veeeery tired
*tictoc*
Mika: Uhm, are you trying to hypnotize me?
Me: :glasses3:You no longer have a free will, you will OBEY me and my voice….
Mika: Uhm…Sil? Hello? It doesn’t work, you can’t hypnotize me! Stop it!
Me: You are now my obedient slave…I command you to get rid of your shirt at Summers Day Festival in Arbon in August! You won’t put the shirt back on until I snap with my fingers..:!
Mika: LISTEN! I am NOT your slave and I won’t get naked at the festival!!
Me: …and I want you to come to my place for a free living room gig….
Mika: Hello? I said I AM NOT your obedient slave, it doesn’t work!----
Me: ….and you will never ever do a gig with a shirt on again…..
Mika leaves the phone, strange noises, Mika goes back to the phone holding a watch in his hands..
Mika: :glasses3:SIL! Listen to my voice, focus…feel how everything around you disappears, it’s only you and me…
Something is happening in Sils mind…
Me (slowly): …yes…only you and me….
Mika: :glasses3:You are my slave now and I order you to buy every album, every single, every ep I will ever make…
Me: …yes, master…every cd..
Mika: ..And you will stop calling me!
Me: yes, master!
Mika: and you will take of your shirt at Summers Day Arbon…
Me: yes…ma….master….:blink:WTF????? NO, I WONT DO THAT YOU PERVERT!!!
Hangs up
Mika (looking at his watch): Hm..Works pretty good….Let’s wait for another MFCer to call..Muhaha