DutchAnnie

Wonka's back ... and how

One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own boat One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own plane One day ... when I have grown up ... I will have my own island But first ... I will buy myself some decent pair of glasses

Yep, still jet skiing with Mika. That lucky woman.

I don't think you will be sent to the NC for this. Wait until Wonka gets back, you will love it even more. http://photobucket.com/images/shark+smiley/

I was swimming in the open sea – what’s the matter When my momma yelled Mika come to me – what’s the matter I was wondering what the hell is wrong Then he bit me, and my god he was strong

So I was swimming here in the sea and the shark comes up to me and I thought “my life stinks” and I saw his big opening mouth and I saw the way he was looking at me swimming in the sea and I looked at his teeth and you know, quite some impressive teeth, and I just thought, “Dude, swimming in the Corsican sea sucks”.

Mika: Who is this Nenartus that keeps posting these pics of me? Mika: It's not funny at all to see how I, Mika the man, am pushed into the water by two skinny girls. Girl: Yes it is funny so I do it again. But this time I'm using only one hand.

*I am not afraid of water... I am not afraid of water... I am not afraid of water... I am not afraid of water... I am not afraid of water...*

*I am not afraid of sharks... I am not afraid of sharks... I am not afraid of sharks... I am not afraid of sharks... I am not afraid of sharks...*

WONKA, WONKA, I’M HERE!!! WANNA SWIM WITH ME??? I wanted to swim with her, but she INSISTED on going jet skiing. Well duuuhhhhh, I’m not gonna tell her about her make up problems.

I never should have given Imma that raise. She made me so poor that I can’t even afford drinking champagne out of glasses anymore ... … And I hate that red stripe in my hair too.

OMG, I just found out that Wonka AND Rosa will be at my Portuguese gig. I'm so excited right now that my knees start to shake. Sorry guys, but I need to sit down for a while. I will continue this gig in a few minutes.

Ooohhhhhhhh, I'm so jealous at her wig. Why didn't I get one for myself? The only thing I have is a disgusting red stripe in my hair. But wait, I have an idea. I'm gonna sing her a beautiful song and in the meantime I steal her wig. She won't notice. Oh yeah, I'm getting closer. That wig is almost mine. IIIDDAAAAA, WATCH OUT!!! MIKA IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR WIG!!! Ida: What do you think you are doing? If you try to steal my wig, I'll do terrible things with your hand. Mika: AAAHHHHH!!! What did you do with my hand!!!

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I want to roll too: :roll1:

I'm so sorry for you and all the other fans. I hope you get to see other gigs soon. Thank you. Wonkaland is a very inspiring land. I love being there. :floor:

Aaaahhhhh, what is better than waking up after taking a quick nap at stage? But after waking up I always get a little hungry, so let’s see if Wonka’s in the audience with some fresh products … I love her fresh products … What do you say? She’s not here? Oh, what a pity … Well, then I will eat some lettuce instead …

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Let's try again:

This one is for you Wonka, you deserved it...

Yes, that's a real blond moment. Tyson Ritter FanClub

You can open any thread you want, but just get Mika's butt back in Wonkaland.

:shocked: I go away for three weeks and what do I see when I got back: Wonkaland has boycotted Mika and has become Tysonland? :shocked: NO, WONKA, NO ... PLEASE, GET MIKA BACK IN WONKALAND.