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Mika: IMMA, HELP MMMEEEEE!!!!!! Those freaking MFCers won't stop until they have fully examined me.
Imma: I will stop them. Just hide behind my big dress.
i still see him!
maybe he ought to hide under her dress, but that might not help his ball situation much
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Are you referring to as inanimate objects with no feelings? Man that hurts.
:roftl:that's a good pick-up there - i didn't really notice how she just lumped us in there with all those objects....sneaky...
wot? i didn't mean anything by it
here's a little token to show my repentence...
*sticks to Mika magnet butt like she's made of metal*
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you can be my assistant since i volunteered before you... actually since those balls are so big we might need more volunteers:naughty:
if you're still accepting volunteers, i'd be happy to 'lend a hand'
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After we all realised what we had done we got off Mika's lap and his balls turned into a more natural colour!
:roftl:whoa:roftl:
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So what even a mic stand likes his butt? oh well done to Mika he even manages to get objects that don't have feelings and can't move for themselves to love his butt
I bet a lot of chairs/sofas etc love to be sat on 
mic stands, battery packs, watermarks, fangurls, suspenders, sofas & chairs, everything is attracted to Bob like a magnet
a magic magnet with a jingle bell in it! -
Hello
Come in... to my car
I want to show you my T.O.O.L.
this pic looks kind of creepy! like he's a perv who just pulled up beside you and slowly rolled down his window *waits for the joke about his big blue balls*
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Mika: "i'm trying to check out Bob Geranium but this damn watermark is in the way"
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after thinking about it, and you can be sure i thought long and hard about it, i reckon Mika's wand looks something like this...
why? because it's golden, it's sequined, it's chickeny, and it's looks quite springy
while making this i was using the wand tool, the irony was not lost on me
one more thing, i actually used to have a wand like this (well, not the chicken part, but the gold star part) but i broke it
hopefully Mika's wand won't meet the same fate! -
It's working for me. Weird. I guess it was too much to handle, even for the NC.
It had a little angel figure at the top and some pink beads and strings.
that's totally how i picture his wand
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Very subtle
subtlety is my middle name, you know
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I bet his wand looks like this:
all i see is a red x but when i quote i see it's named "Angel%20Wand%20Dk-Pink.jpg"
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Oh I think you know what I'm talking about.Especially now that da wand's made a mess again.
HIS WAND CAN MAKE MARSHMALLOWS?!?!
AWESOME! *holds out her cup of hot cocoa*
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Yes,you're right,sorry...
*keep rubbing harder da wand* 
Good girl! Wait, wha- you're supposed to scrub, not RUB!oh damn, now da wand's made a mess again
i just scrubbed those tiles!Yes, I also think he's cursed us somehow... Maybe he's used some kind of black magic. *continues scrubbing*I was tempted to say something about marshmallows again but I'm too afraid of the consequences.
what are these marshmallows of which you speak?
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Girls, this isn't funny...We've been sent here because we've been naughty, that's nothing to be proud of!
The same mistake I did: you got caught.
Although I have to admit that I haven't been very subtle with my innuendos. Then again so haven't you.
*looks up from scrubbing the tiles* i just can't help myself in regards to Mika. i think he used his TOOL and his wand to cast some sort of imperio curse on me
this is my excuse for what i'm about to type...
Mika could use his wand to clean this place up, if only his wand wasn't the very reason it's so dirty!
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what did i do wrong? *puppy dog eyes*
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curses to you, shadows!
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Erhh, yeah, me neither...
Do you think he's lurking the Bob thread?
of course, Mika can't resist his seeing ass any more than we can
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John deserve to be here to the NC !
No,it wasn't me,I don't know who did it.
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I love how poetic you made that sound!
Although now that I think about it, it sounds more like something you might run into in a semi-naughty novel for middle-aged women...
i've never read one of those novels
i tried to put what i was thinking in a nice way so i wouldn't get in trouble with Da Boss! -
Indeed...
*calls Mika*
me: Hi Boss!!!
Mika: *whispers* oh, no, the fangurl again...
me: so.... will you be that kind and give us your tool??
Mika:
My what??me: your tool
Mika:
erm.... my.... tool??? me: yeah... we are awaiting....
Mika: awaiting for my... tool???
me: of course! sure we´re gonna love it!!!!!!!!
Mika:
*calls John* JOOOOHN!!! MY FANGURLS ARE CRAZIER THAN EVER!!! THEY WANT MY TOOL!!!!! HEEEEELP MEEEEEEJohn: oh... I´m curious too about your tool...
Mika:
this had me
i bet John's seen Mika's TOOL before, by 'accident' on the bus
damn i better sneak out of this thread before i say something that gives someone a reason for me to be sent here
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omg
thank you thank you thank you 
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Woah, his thighs look so muscular.
well spotted!
his pants hug his thighs so lovingly that battery pack thing is kind of blocking the view of Bob though
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Vive Le Vent - Mika & Michael LeGrand
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I bet a lot of chairs/sofas etc love to be sat on 
this pic looks kind of creepy! like he's a perv who just pulled up beside you and slowly rolled down his window 
*keep rubbing harder da wand* 
My what??
thank you thank you thank you 
Wonkaland - Now he says he has boobs FFS!
in General Chin Wagging
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we've been there so much lately it must be nearly spotless