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Saudi Arabia deports 'irresistible' men deemed 'too handsome' to women Three men were forcibly removed from an annual culture festival in Saudi Arabia and subsequently sent back to the UAE after it was deemed that women could find them irresistible. Well I'm sure we'll have them!

I know poor hamster! And she could

Wanted: Stonehenge general manager to meet with Druids For the first time in its 5,000-year history, the owners of Stonehenge are seeking a general manager, whose responsibilities will include liaising with Druid leaders and maintaining the "dignity of the stones". So anyone interested?

Disappointed woman offers lessons in how to propose A woman is offering lessons in how to propose after being disappointed by her boyfriend’s attempt at asking the question. Sam Sheppard, 34, claimed she did not even realise her lover was popping the question and the experience was more like “being asked out for pizza” - so she set up a company to train other men in the art of proposing. She has started her own company, The Proposal Expert, and has already helped couples all over Britain to take the first step toward tying the knot. Although most of her customers have kept secret the fact that they paid her for help. Well....err.....I'm not really sure what to say about this xD

Hamster comes back from dead on Good Friday A hamster has come back from the dead 24 hours after being buried alive in a garden. Lisa Kilbourne-Smith and boyfriend James Davis were looking after the pet hamster, called Tink, for friends when they found her lying lifeless in her cage. They thought she was dead and wrapped her body in kitchen roll, dug a 1ft deep grave in their flower bed and laid her to rest. The pair then phoned Tink's owners Nicki Gamble and Jamie Wynn to break the news that the two-and-a-half-year-old had passed away. But the next day - Good Friday - Mr Davies called back to announce that the hamster had been 'resurrected' after going into hibernation. She had eaten her way out of her paper shroud, dug her way out of her grave, edged along a narrow wall and then climbed a waste pipe to land in a recycling box. SEE! MIRACLES DO HAPPEN! sometimes....

Massive Spring lamb born in Britain This massive Spring lamb and has named 'Lambo' after tipping the scales at 20lbs - the second biggest ever born in Britain. Lambo weighs just one pound less than Bruno, who was hailed Britain's biggest ever when he arrived at 21lbs four years ago in Worcestershire. That is a big lamb Imagine how huge it will be when it's fully grown!

International Pillow Fight Day in London's Trafalgar Square Thousands of people battered each other until feathers flew in London's Trafalgar Square on Saturday for International Pillow Fight Day. IT'S AN ENTIRE DAY DEVOTED TO PILLOW FIGHTS!!! amazing

I may have created the thread but It's people like you who keep it alive Feeling a little better thanks for keeping it open for meeeeeeeeeeeeee LET THE WEIRD NEWS POST CONTINUE!

Sorry won't be posting for maybe a week, don't know how long yet just till I'm feeling less complete and utterly down, ironic huh? Please keep this thread going for me could you till I come back, I'm sure other people who are down might like to browse this and cheer up thanks

I'm sure you'll get to see him sometime soon

Two-headed shark discovered Scientists have discovered what they believe to be the first-ever two-headed bull shark. A study carried our by experts at Michigan State University confirmed the shark was a single shark with two heads, rather than conjoined twins. "This is certainly one of those interesting and rarely detected phenomena," said Michael Wagner, the university's assistant professor of fisheries and wildlife. "It's good that we have this documented as part of the world's natural history." Prof Wagner and his team used MRIs to reveal the shark had two distinct heads, hearts and stomachs, with the remainder of the body joining together at the back to form a single tail. Remind me never to go swimming again!

Australian bag thief runs through glass door during escape. CCTV footage shows a bag thief in Perth running through a glass door as he attempts to escape a shopping centre. Remember crime doesn't pay!......it just makes you walking a glass door apparently

Here's a second one to make up for me being very late with replying Three ton rhino meets its match - a camel A three-ton rhino met an unlikely match when it got too close to a camel’s calf and was bitten on the behind by the disgruntled father.

Argh sorry for not posting Things have been happening in my life, oh so many things xD Women make better bosses than men because they are fairer and have more scruples, according to a new study. Companies with female board members are more likely to make decisions that benefit everyone from investors to staff and not just themselves and other directors, the study added. Take that men! (Yes I know I'm a man but shh! )

Army bomb squad called to defuse laminate shelving A Surrey town centre was cordoned off for four hours after a bomb squad was called to a chemists to dispose of a "suspicious package" – which turned out to be laminate shelves. Well.....they can be quite dangerous......ish.....

It does sound interesting, Though a little bit expensive

The worlds smallest book! Costing an enormous $15,000 (around £10,000), the smallest book yet made is a 30 micro-tablet book carved on a pure crystalline silicon page, measuring just 70 micrometres by 100 micrometres. Etched using an ion beam at the Simon Fraser University, Canada, the book is called Teeny Ted from Turnip Town. The author of the book is Malcolm Douglas Chaplin and it was published by Robert Chaplin. The book even has its own ISBN reference, ISBN-978-1-894897-17-4, though you will need a scanning electron microscope to read a copy. Quite expensive for a little book...

Aww I bet that made you think of all sorts of good times

Thanks and you should try and get your choir to sing some Mika songs

want to share something that has made you happier today? Or feeling down and need a little cheering up? DO IT HERE! I shall start off Here in England someone dressed as Batman turned in a wanted criminal to the police and disappeared into night. Police still don't know his true identity

Goodbye

Hi I'm Ifran 19 from Leeds I'm a student journalist and the most interesting thing about me is I saw the prime minister once....xD Yeah I'm not very interesting xD

When I first heard TOOL I actually thought "NO THIS ISN'T MIKA WHAT IS HE DOING BLAH BLAH BLAH" But then I actually listened to the songs and found out that he seems more genuine in this than LICM and TBWKTM, (Although happy ending just blows me away each time) it seems like a much warmer sound, more honest, more open and less lonely. He appears to be more content and happier than the both the other albums, it's like the other albums he was hiding behind the little characters he created. I've grown to love this more then the other albums because of this

Hello fellow Mika'ers and Mika'ettes!

GOT MANFLU!..........it's quite a serious case of it....oh dear....xD