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A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.

The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"

 

So funny :mf_rosetinted:

 

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

 

From a catalogue.

 

One more :mf_rosetinted: :

 

Good News, Bad News, Worse News

 

Good:

The postman's early

Bad:

He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47

Worse:

You gave him nothing for Christmas

 

 

Warning: Don't pick your nose!

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How many MFC'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

About 8000

 

1 to change the lightbulb, 4000 to decide whether the lightbulb said chicken or ticket and 3999 to say "we don't care" :D

 

:roftl: :roftl: :roftl: I love it! :roftl: :roftl: :roftl:

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How many MFC'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

About 8000

 

1 to change the lightbulb, 4000 to decide whether the lightbulb said chicken or ticket and 3999 to say "we don't care" :D

 

Hey, that's not a joke, that's fo' realz. :bleh:

 

And it's the best thing I've read on here in a long time. :roftl:

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How many MFC'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

About 8000

 

1 to change the lightbulb, 4000 to decide whether the lightbulb said chicken or ticket and 3999 to say "we don't care" :D

 

On top of that some will discuss about which light bulb to use while some discuss if it should even be changed or not.

 

*runs and ducks*

 

:fisch:

:naughty:

 

That was an awesome joke though, love it! :thumb_yello:

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How many MFC'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

About 8000

 

1 to change the lightbulb, 4000 to decide whether the lightbulb said chicken or ticket and 3999 to say "we don't care" :D

 

:roftl: :roftl: genious :mf_rosetinted:

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How many MFC'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

About 8000

 

1 to change the lightbulb, 4000 to decide whether the lightbulb said chicken or ticket and 3999 to say "we don't care" :D

OMG!!!!:roftl::roftl::roftl: brilliant!:naughty:

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alfred!

Alfred who!

Alfred of the dark!

 

Q: I’m where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow’s in the middle. What am I?

A: A dictionary.

 

Ok, those where really dull :naughty:

 

Keep watching at the black hole:

 

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:hypo: :hypo: :hypo: :hypo: :hypo:

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This has been my favorite joke sice like, age 7.

 

Three guys jumped out of an airplane. The first one jumped and dropped a penny. When he landed, he found a kid crying. He asked the boy, "Why are you crying?" He said because a penny hit him in the head. The second man dropped an apple when he jumped out. He found another kid crying and he asked why he was crying. The kid said an apple fell on his head. The third guy dropped a grenade. When he landed, he found a boy laughing. he saked why he was laughing so hard. The boy said, "When I farted, my house blew up."

 

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