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I keep on getting confused on here.

 

I try to click to get into this section of the board but I always seem to end up in the Other Artists section.

 

I'm not used to having this many different sections on the board now. :naughty:

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Sounds like a challenge to me....:wink2:

What makes you think that :naughty:

 

No more races.....:tears:

oh shush you..

 

Here SD.. some threads to help you reach 2000

 

Introductory threads Go say hi to every new member.

Add 3 words

The Bar

The lyric game

and at least something is Official around here:

The Official Halliwell 2003 (invasion) Thread ft Carlton

 

 

I expect to be congratulating you by the time I go to bed or first thing in the morning.. :thumb_yello::naughty:

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You can do test A (as posted by a link by OD) or test B

 

How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

 

Are we talking paving slabs or *ahem* meat?

 

When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?

 

Ooh I love to drink and fly helecopters!

 

Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:

a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.

b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat.

c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.

 

C and more I reckon. Gotta fit in elevenses and second breakfast too! No I aint a Hobbit!

 

How many beers in a slab?

Here is is 24. I'll guess the same over there. *cough*

 

Does "yeah-nah" mean "Yes and no" or "Maybe" or "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?

 

Apparently some people use yeah-nah, Yeah now. There is even a fan club for it Lol

 

The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?

a) Toadie from Neighbours

b) Alf from Home & Away

c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection

d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?

 

I have no idea! *Cough* Alf *Cough*

 

When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages

a) Once or twice

b) As often as necessary to cook

c) After each stubby

d) Until charcoal?

 

C. Just cos we do that here!

 

Name three of the Daddo brothers.

Cameron, Andrew, Jamie. *COOOUUUGH*

 

Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

Dave Evans

 

Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:

a) Drinking beer a mate's place

b) Drinking beer at the beach

c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy

d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?

 

 

Lol D But I would rather watch Takeshi's castle instead!

 

Would you eat pineapple on pizza?

No I would not! Never understood that one. I always that was invented by a pregnant woman on one of her wacky cravings!

 

Would you eat egg on a pizza?

Ewww!

 

How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?

One of the engines was filled with beer and not fuel. It took 2 weeks to get to the destination on account of all the fuel and beer stops...

 

How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?

1,2434,098.345 or 1,2434,098.256 I can't decide! :wink2:

 

Who are Scott and Charlene?

Yikes! *Pretends not to know*

 

How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?

a) Squirt and spread with finger

b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?

Neither. I hold the bottle at the other side of the room and see how far I can squirt... *Kinda like the p1$$ing contests us lads used to do as kids* :fisch:

 

 

If the police raided your home would you:

a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items

b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain

c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?

 

C and CC it to The Queen, Howard Stern and Chris Moyles... Oh and Dick and Dom!

 

Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?

I would have though all of them at one point or another!

 

Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

Thank god no!

 

Thongs are:

a) Skimpy underwear

b) Casual footwear

c) They're called jandals, bro?

Very strange. I could never imagine saying "You annoy me again and I'll shove this Thong up yer a$$" :boxed:

 

 

 

On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best? 1993, 1997, 2001 or 2005?

Hahahahaha :blowup:

 

What someone is more likely to die of.

1) Red Back Spider

2) Great White Shark

3) Victorian Police Officer

4) King Brown Snake

5) Your missus after a big night

6) Dropbear?

*Suppresses the urge to blurt out a sick joke*

Oh Dropbear. Almost as dangerous as the Chupacabra! :bleh:

 

 

How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

Depends if it the whole cow or just part.

 

Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?

I can't even say it!

 

Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....

*Smiles* Oh I don't wanna bore you with all that rulebook thingemeejobbie!

 

Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

Beer

Beer

Beer

Beer

Beer... and as a bonus.... Beer... :cheers:

 

Who is current Australian test cricket captain:

a) Ricky Ponting

b) Don Bradman

c) John Howard

d) Makybe Diva?

A I think... *Can't think of anything mildly amusing to say here*

 

 

 

Is it best to take a sick day on:

a) When the cricket's on

b) When the cricket's on

c) When the crickets on?

Lol... Every frickin' day!!

 

What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

Some creature that managed to get itself on the Island in "Lost"

 

What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

The city it is in....

 

What are Budgie smugglers?

They are what Hurley from "lost" should never be caught wearing! Ugh!

 

Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

Don't you just love daytime TV...

 

A "Hoppoate" is:

a) A breed of kangaroo

b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"

c) A disgraced Rugby League player?

Hilarious how some phrases get coined. I don't think they ever did one for when the Footballer and film star Vinnie Jones grabbed fellow football player Paul Gascoigne's nutsask though !

 

What does having a 'chunder' mean?

There is a famous video of a bloke from Belgium or somewhere like that having a "Chunder" into his beer then drinking it again... Then rinse and repeated it about 3 times until a friend took his beer off him. Eeeewww! :puking:

 

When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?

We never has one of those. I was always jealous of my friend for having one of those.. Dunno why Lol...

 

 

What do the following terms mean:

a) Mate?

b) Maate

c) Maaaaaaate?

Hahaha They are similar. Just they get progressively more affectionate the more p1$$ed you get! Hoho

 

Best Aussie name is what?

a) Cheryl

b) Charlene

c) Bazza

d) Thommo

e) Shazza

Anything with "azza" at the end

 

What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?

Patriotic. :YADAA YADAAHH!! Arf!

 

 

 

(oh and the multiple choice answers get bonus points for explanations)

 

 

 

Man! That is about half an hour of my life wasted there! ROFL!

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How did you *become* allergic?

If you're exposed to something for long periods of time you can develop a hypersensitivity to it. It can apply for anything from latex to copper to dog hairs.

:lmao:!!

It's not my fault that he's so damn tall that I'd have to crane my neck to see him. :sneaky2:

 

 

(Or so good-looking that I'd even bother to in the first place.)

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What makes you think that :naughty:

oh shush you..

 

Here SD.. some threads to help you reach 2000

 

Introductory threads Go say hi to every new member.

Add 3 words

The Bar

The lyric game

and at least something is Official around here:

The Official Halliwell 2003 (invasion) Thread ft Carlton

 

I expect to be congratulating you by the time I go to bed or first thing in the morning.. :thumb_yello::naughty:

 

oooohhhh, there's a bar....now that's a damn fine idea *heads off to locate*

 

Man! That is about half an hour of my life wasted there! ROFL!

:roftl:lol....now try Aurora's quiz :naughty:

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If you're exposed to something for long periods of time you can develop a hypersensitivity to it. It can apply for anything from latex to copper to dog hairs.

:mf_rosetinted:

 

Well at the rate Mika is going getting his bum out here, you'll never have to worry about developing a hypersensitivity to him:naughty:

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And: sucked in SD, missed out agaaaiiiin :original:

 

And now I shall be leaving you again. I kid you not... I seriously have to study ... I am not exagerating when I say that I would get ZERO% going by last year's exam paper :/

 

Curse you evil number of posts per page! Never letting me be first...

 

Good luck with the studying and exam!

 

I bet you can't reach 2000 tonight.. :naughty:
What makes you think that :naughty:

Here SD.. some threads to help you reach 2000

 

Introductory threads Go say hi to every new member.

Add 3 words

The Bar

The lyric game

and at least something is Official around here:

The Official Halliwell 2003 (invasion) Thread ft Carlton

 

 

I expect to be congratulating you by the time I go to bed or first thing in the morning.. :thumb_yello::naughty:

 

:naughty:

 

Sorry to disappoint but I don't think I'm going to be able to do it tonight. I've had two hours sleep in the last 24 hours because of a party I went to last night. So I think I'm going to bed now.

 

Goodnight everyone! :wub2:

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Goodnight everyone! :wub2:

 

Nighty night:wink2:

 

Did you just crack a whiny "Mika hasn't toured Australia yet" joke? Well done, you've learned fast. :naughty:

 

Who me:mf_rosetinted: ...besides, I learned from the best:naughty:

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If you're exposed to something for long periods of time you can develop a hypersensitivity to it. It can apply for anything from latex to copper to dog hairs.

 

I knew you'd hop in here and say something about it. :naughty:

 

I never got to ask the doc but maybe you'd know a little about it... any chance it could go away? I find it odd how she doesn't bother me all the time although maybe it's helped now that we've got an air purifier.

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:roftl:lol....now try Aurora's quiz :naughty:

 

I just can't... I am knackered now! It's only 12:30 in the afternoon too. :blink:

 

I am off the the pub soon.... Sunday afternoon... midday drink with friends and watching a game.... Not that I am a football fan but hey! Something to do! :cheers:

 

I am not an alco.. aloc... alkoll.. alcoholist! erk! :giveup:

 

BEER!! :arf2:

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Man! That is about half an hour of my life wasted there! ROFL!

:roftl: trained you well, Yoda did.. hmmm..

 

Now we wait and see if everyone agrees to you being an Honourary Aussie..

btw.. Bruce is still on my wall.. :wub2:I'm building a shrine!

Well at the rate Mika is going getting his bum out here, you'll never have to worry about developing a hypersensitivity to him:naughty:

*Hi 5's*

 

Sorry to disappoint but I don't think I'm going to be able to do it tonight. I've had two hours sleep in the last 24 hours because of a party I went to last night. So I think I'm going to bed now.

Goodnight everyone!

I expect you to attempt it this week then!

Goonie Dightey!

I just can't... I am knackered now! It's only 12:30 in the afternoon too.

I am off the the pub soon.... Sunday afternoon... midday drink with friends and watching a game.... Not that I am a football fan but hey! Something to do! :cheers:

 

I am not an alco.. aloc... alkoll.. alcoholist! erk! :giveup:

 

BEER!! :arf2:

:lmfao:

Have fun!!!!

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I just can't... I am knackered now! It's only 12:30 in the afternoon too. :blink:

 

I am off the the pub soon.... Sunday afternoon... midday drink with friends and watching a game.... Not that I am a football fan but hey! Something to do! :cheers:

 

I am not an alco.. aloc... alkoll.. alcoholist! erk! :giveup:

 

BEER!! :arf2:

 

en...en...enjoy hiccup:wink2: ....do you mean football or soccer?...I'm a true Melburnian and there is only one football - AFL

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I know I said that I was going to bed but I have one more thing to complai-...erm, talk about.

 

I really wanted to do 'Killer Queen' for my upcoming music performance because the song has to be from the rock genre. But I cannot be bothered to learn all of those chord progressions on the piano. So... I'm going to do 'We Will Rock You' with no instruments instead and get the class involved with stomping, clapping and singing the chorus with me.

 

Does anyone think that's a good idea?

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I know I said that I was going to bed but I have one more thing to complai-...erm, talk about.

 

I really wanted to do 'Killer Queen' for my upcoming music performance because the song has to be from the rock genre. But I cannot be bothered to learn all of those chord progressions on the piano. So... I'm going to do 'We Will Rock You' with no instruments instead and get the class involved with stomping, clapping and singing the chorus with me.

 

Does anyone think that's a good idea?

It's been done before and it always sounds good..

You'll get the audience joining in without much encouragement too..

Go for it!! :thumb_yello:

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Who me:mf_rosetinted: ...besides, I learned from the best:naughty:

The best is be Mika. No one can whine like him. :glasses3:

 

I knew you'd hop in here and say something about it. :naughty:

 

I never got to ask the doc but maybe you'd know a little about it... any chance it could go away? I find it odd how she doesn't bother me all the time although maybe it's helped now that we've got an air purifier.

I'm not sure if it can go away, I doubt it can go ever away completely but check with your doc if they have treatments. The air purifier would help because it would reduce the amount the allergen (i.e. what irritates you) in the house.

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It's been done before and it always sounds good..

You'll get the audience joining in without much encouragement too..

Go for it!! :thumb_yello:

 

Okay, I think I will. It's just that I always rely on the piano for pitching. But I suppose it's a fairly melodically simple song..

 

Anyway, NOW I am going to bed!

 

Goodnight.

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I know I said that I was going to bed but I have one more thing to complai-...erm, talk about.

 

I really wanted to do 'Killer Queen' for my upcoming music performance because the song has to be from the rock genre. But I cannot be bothered to learn all of those chord progressions on the piano. So... I'm going to do 'We Will Rock You' with no instruments instead and get the class involved with stomping, clapping and singing the chorus with me.

 

Does anyone think that's a good idea?

 

Fabulous idea...that always gets people going:thumb_yello:

 

The best is be Mika. No one can whine like him. :glasses3:

 

I was attempting to compliment you.....but if you want to hand Mika credit fine....ingrate:naughty:

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:roftl: trained you well, Yoda did.. hmmm..

 

Now we wait and see if everyone agrees to you being an Honourary Aussie..

btw.. Bruce is still on my wall.. :wub2:I'm building a shrine!

 

I feel the tension... like "Who wants to be a Millionaire"... "Simon, the answer is.... we'll take a break!" *Crowd groans* :blink:

 

You have gotta get Bruce Framed! Freddy is on my wall next to my computer too :biggrin2: I can still hear his Kruger roar in my left ear to this day! Lol

 

 

 

en...en...enjoy hiccup:wink2: ....do you mean football or soccer?...I'm a true Melburnian and there is only one football - AFL

 

The original Football invented by us but we are sh1te at. :soccer_h4h: The one where all the fairies play and fall on the floor like they have been shot when another player breathes on them

 

Don't get a soccer player to fight any wars for us. One shot would be fired and they would all crumple in a heap and play dead! :annoyed_h4h:

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The original Football invented by us but we are sh1te at. :soccer_h4h: The one where all the fairies play and fall on the floor like they have been shot when another player breathes on them

 

Don't get a soccer player to fight any wars for us. One shot would be fired and they would all crumple in a heap and play dead! :annoyed_h4h:

 

:roftl:...yeah, we had the prob against China!

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The best is be Mika. No one can whine like him. :glasses3:

 

 

I'm not sure if it can go away, I doubt it can go ever away completely but check with your doc if they have treatments. The air purifier would help because it would reduce the amount the allergen (i.e. what irritates you) in the house.

 

I sure hope it goes away. -slap

I haven't got any treatments for it because luckily it's nothing severe. If I act up I just take some allergy meds and it calms down my sneezing etc. I refused to give up the cat when it was mentioned. I'll have to ask because lucky me gets to have a shot on Monday. Woo.

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