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Petra Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 (edited) Edited June 21, 2009 by Petra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 I'm a bit undecided if this looks fricking cute or a bit creepy http://www.thekooks.org/index.php?start_from=5&ucat=&archive=&subaction=&id=& Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 (edited) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This German forum I ended up in has a fanfiction-section which is so utterly ridiculous and hilarious . GOD!!! Very very creative. In a creepy way . I'm currently reading one in which the girl (it's actually ALWAYS from the POV of a girl ) moves to London (they always do ) where she meets a (very random) guy named Paul () who is in a band () and they fall in love etc.pp. Edited June 21, 2009 by Petra sorry I messed up the page-layout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 (edited) and then, through Paul, she gets to know a guy named Luke ( :doh:) who is the lead singer who she falls for then and she so doesnt know what to do because all band members desperately want her (oh, did I mention the band is named 'The Kooks' and they are not popular yet?) and so on and so on. And right now she is sha... ehm, lying on Hugh's (!) waterbed (!) with Paul. Aha. In the end all girls in the story die of course . Pity. Oh, and the next story is about a girl (yes) that moves to London (yes) and starts a very passionate relationship with a-guy-named-Paul (yes). Etc. In the end she dies, too. Edited June 21, 2009 by Petra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 (edited) Oh, I wasnt aware that the Kooks tend to write all of their songs about the German girls that moved to London and met a-guy-named-Paul . Well, and apparently bassists are not the favourite fanfiction-boyfriends. The girls usually start out with Paul & Luke. Only one has had a very passionate and very very intense affair with Hugh so far (he wrote "No longer" about her btw) and I havent read about any bassists yet. !!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually that is porn. Edited June 21, 2009 by Petra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cintia_Jenny Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 and then, through Paul, she gets to know a guy named Luke (: doh: : doh:) who is the lead singer who she falls for then and she so doesnt know what to do because all band members desperately want her (oh, did I mention the band is named 'The Kooks' and they are not popular yet?) and so on and so on. And right now she is sha... ehm, lying on Hugh's (!) waterbed (!) with Paul. Aha. In the end all girls in the story die of course . Pity. Oh, and the next story is about a girl (yes) that moves to London (yes) and starts a very passionate relationship with a-guy-named-Paul (yes). Etc. In the end she dies, too. :k ing: :lmfao: :lmfao: LOL! is it all in german? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 :lmf ao: :lmf ao: :l mfao::l mfao: LOL! is it all in german? Sadly yes. I would love to translate it but it's like trying to translate... uhm, a very naughty Stephenie Meyer or so. I can't. But imagine every girl looking like a perfect topmodel & each band member like Edward Cullen (one of them is talking a lot about Luke's extremely muscular body etc. ). Then of course they meet in a very legitimate way (eg in the pub the girl-that-moved-to-London-from-Germany works in) and the band member (usually Paul or Luke) falls for her DIRECTLY (of course). They start a passionate affair that is in no way comparable to any love story that has ever been told (yadiyadiya) regarding the trust & compassion & loyality for each other. And in the end it always gets weird because German-girl gets to know the others of the band (usually Paul or Luke; dependent on whom she is already with). Oh, and the band is still in an early stadium of their career and German-girl has of course no what's going on. There is this scene in which one goes to Paul's flat to visit him (didn't Paul just move out of his parents' house last year or so? And don't they all live in Brighton / Hove / Sussex?). Anyway, they all have of course very cool flats in London and German-girl goes to visit her boyfriend Paul-the-hottie who is just a guy nobody knows yet. , so German-girl arrives and Paul opens the door, just wearing a towel (on his head ). He has cooked her dinner and starts kissing her passionately at the door. Then she sees a drumset standing in the living room. "Oh, so drumming is your hobby?" -"Oh darling, it's more than just a hobby." - "Since when have you been drumming?" -"Actually ever since I can think." (I suck at translating, sorry.) Then she feels that she has obviously hurt him because she was unaware of how much this 'hobby' means to him. But anyway - he starts kissing her face, her neck etc.etc. and she notices that he doesn't want anything to be between their bodies now. *insert creepy sex-scene which is luckily not in ther story because you have to send in your story to the admins of the page before it gets published on the site* Well, after all, to put it all in a nutshell, in the very end all stories end with something that can be interpreted as "The Kooks are all sentimental wimps that are clingy and they can be happy that all German girls are so strong to leave Paul/Luke/Hugh and thus make the band move their own way.". Lucky guys indeed. Ugh, and then all moany songs are written about the *insert name of band member's experience with German-girl and at the end of the stories, the authors quote the songs and.. waaah, this is all so bad. So Luke is on the train, it's raining outside (probably some sign for his inner feelings) and starts writing I’ve should have asked you to be mine…. …You’re still the princess of my mind… …and it’s hard… ENDE HAHAHAHAHA, and there is this one where German-girl REALLY dies (it's the one in which someone finally hooks up with Hugh). She dies in a car accident (must have been me driving ) and Hugh is there and the last thing she hears in her life is Hugh screaming her name. And this experience totally breaks Hugh and ever since then he has dedicated the last song on stage to that German girl. (Sofa Song?!) And it seems they really dont like bassists because they let Max die in one of the stories. Uhm, yes. Oh, and German-girl that was torn between Paul & Luke finally decides to go for Paul because Luke could not create the very same feelings Paul created in her. The story ends with "I had always known that Paul was the right one for me when I knotted my hands in his hair and passionately kissed him." The stories are REALLY bad but at least they are not as "I'm lollipopping Mika"-ish as they are on MFC . (http://www.thekooks.org/fanfic.php btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 New Kooks blog! Outside the venue in Santiago - Teatro Caupolican This... looks strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I wonder what shirt Paul is wearing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 It does look a bit like Pete Doherty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I think these are from the Eden Sessions but I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Ana~ Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Oh my ****ing goodness!!! Is this German-annoying girl here?!??! the one looking straight to the front, she's the vivid image of her anyway It looks so her, I wouldn't be surprised if it was really her though maybe is just traumatized me. Cintia has pictures!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
England Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 this one is awesome, his hair looks really cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Ana~ Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=11310525&albumID=236009&imageID=65366203 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Oh my ****ing goodness!!! Is this German-annoying girl here?!??! the one looking straight to the front, she's the vivid image of her anyway It looks so her, I wouldn't be surprised if it was really her though maybe is just traumatized me. No, definitely not. No. I'm VERY sure. But these Germans in the photo freak me out anyway. Ugh. Cintia has pictures!!!!! Give meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pictuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuressssssssssssss.....!!!! http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=11310525&albumID=236009&imageID=65366203 Paul is so hot that it hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
England Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Paul is so hot that it hurts. :fangurl: Pauuuul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Ana~ Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 No, definitely not. No. I'm VERY sure. But these Germans in the photo freak me out anyway. Ugh. Good. well now we know she has a double. urrrrrghgghhhh! Give meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pictuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuressssssssssssss.....!!!! Where are you Cintia? I haven't seen the pictures, she just told me about it. she promised to post them. Paul is so hot that it hurts. I am tremendously happy that he decided to start wearing skinny jeans, it's highly appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I'm not sure if Paul really decided to wear skinny jeans. He just got fatter. I'm VERY VERY VERY sure it's still the same jeans he has been wearing in London . Outside their hotel in Chile (good old jetlag ) Hugh checks out the phonographs at a Flea Market in Buenos Aires Buenos Aires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Oh. My. God. Holy ****. *goes to make signature* Beware of these legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petra Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Soundchecking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Ana~ Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 HAHA!! I love Paul. Hugh's expressions are priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haley & Megan Meyer Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Oh. My. God. Holy ****. *goes to make signature* Beware of these legs Whoa my gosh Paul!!!!! <3 <3 <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Ana~ Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Notice how Luke and Paul have the same pose here but to opposite sides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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