Holy Johnny Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 Dear father, I need to confess my sins of today, I am sinning as we speak, I can't face listening to our lords phsongs, I need to leave our holy temple soon too as I am in mourning yet it is a selfish mourning and I feel ashamed of myself, I really need help to put me back on the enlightened track of MIKArainbowness, I have allowed the dreaded glumness of not being able to visit with our Lord at his extra special sermon in the secret location in Manchester today darken my doors and bring my mood to the floor, what can I do? This is the first time since our saviour touched my life that I have allowed the doldrums to overtake me, I feel as blue as I can be, I don't remember sucking too hard on any lollipops to be this down but it sure has got me down. :( I await your guidance your grace. I fully understand where you are coming from here Mother. I am afraid I my self have been quite glum of late. The only thing I might suggest is the same thing I have done. I printed off my favorite pictures of our lord and stuck them to my TV set ( I still don't know how to turn it on, so thats the only pictures I see on it) and play some live tracks that I got from a site called You tube (I think that is what it is called). I also pinched a few cuddly toys from my 2 sons rooms and dressed them up to look like they were in fancy dress and pretended that I was at the said concert. It was all going swimmingly until sponge bob had far too much to drink and I had to look after him in the toilet. Although that was probably a blessing as Tigger and a rather nasty looking teddy took a dislike to each other and started a fight. Well maybe next time I will leave the stuffed toys out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 YEEY father your back, oh you were sorely missed. sorry about the salmon smiley up there, I too have no idea who phillip the salmon is, but something smells fishy to me about the whole thing. also can someone tell me what the smiley below means? I can't work it out but it looks rude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Yeey oh father I have started to cheer up already now you are safely back in our temple to guide us, I also found a secret stash of emergency chocolate revels in one of my drawers to sweeten the distaste of the lack of organization at those lesser temples (our temple is bigger than theirs) not that I am acting in any way proud you understand, it is merely an observation. and for those who were blessed by our lords voice today and those who stalked errrr I mean seeked (Its a new wordie) until they FOUND him...then their need MUST have been greater than mine...I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 YOU? BEHAVE? That would be a first:roftl: I don't know, you love another mortal(not our lord) and Hijack my thread to say it. I allow people to say what they like but I don't have to like it. Wow.. am I glad that I still decided to walk in for a minute... About the first thing you are totally right... I seem never to behave... And about the second thing.. I am sorry... I ate a whole bag of lollipops already because of that.. And once again: don't take everything too serious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzy Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Forgive me Father Johnny for I have sinned.... I drank MIKA's juice. To make it worse - my husband dared me. And I actually enjoyed it as it didn't taste so bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Forgive me Father Johnny for I have sinned.... I drank MIKA's juice. To make it worse - my husband dared me. And I actually enjoyed it as it didn't taste so bad don't worry my child you are just very lucky to have drank Mika's juice, it WAS however somewhat a selfish act to not have shared it amongst our congregation here, but as I am sure you were overwhelmed at the time and in awe at the sight of our saviours juice, then I am sure you can be forgiven, but DO try to remember to share in future if you want to join us in the land of rainbows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 YEEY father your back, oh you were sorely missed. sorry about the salmon smiley up there, I too have no idea who phillip the salmon is, but something smells fishy to me about the whole thing. also can someone tell me what the smiley below means? I can't work it out but it looks rude I cod not believe what I saw(fish) when I got back to this holy plaice. Enough of the fish remarks. I am back but I also see you kept very good order in my absence. BTW, no I don't know what that smiley is all about. I guess you might be right on the rudeness of it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 Wow.. am I glad that I still decided to walk in for a minute... About the first thing you are totally right... I seem never to behave... And about the second thing.. I am sorry... I ate a whole bag of lollipops already because of that.. And once again: don't take everything too serious... I think 2 bags for this, and 3 whole milkshakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 Forgive me Father Johnny for I have sinned.... I drank MIKA's juice. To make it worse - my husband dared me. And I actually enjoyed it as it didn't taste so bad I can't add to Mother Sparklys answer. I do wonder, What did it taste of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K@koL@ndon Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I should hope so. SH should be taken very seriously. oh my god... i said him to PRAY PRAY PRAY:shocked: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 oh my god... i said him to PRAY PRAY PRAY:shocked: I take it you will be coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Father.. I have a problem.. Since I had to eat so many lollipops lately, I became sick of them.. Really.. I cannot think of lollipops anymore without almost puking... What do I have to do now?? Cause I'm sure that sooner or later I am going to sin again and then?? What will happen if I can't stand any lollipops anymore?? I hope there is a solution for this otherwise I don't know what I must do... Speaking about sinning.. Is doing your household without playing any of Mika's songs and neglecting this place because of doing that a sin?? If so... please.. no lollipops... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 29, 2007 Author Share Posted June 29, 2007 Father.. I have a problem.. Since I had to eat so many lollipops lately, I became sick of them.. Really.. I cannot think of lollipops anymore without almost puking... What do I have to do now?? Cause I'm sure that sooner or later I am going to sin again and then?? What will happen if I can't stand any lollipops anymore?? I hope there is a solution for this otherwise I don't know what I must do... Speaking about sinning.. Is doing your household without playing any of Mika's songs and neglecting this place because of doing that a sin?? If so... please.. no lollipops... Try grinding them down and sprinkling them on some cornflakes. I makes a great alternative to sugar:wink2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1kiwiabroad Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 father i have a problem. philip, the salmon who will aid me in stroking mika's nose has said he will never take part in sucha ghastly plan. i do not want to froce him, but if he does not agree to do it freely, then i may be forced to. how can i encourage him without hurting his feelings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I've read a few of the first pages and there are a few theories here: - Or because you guide us so very good, Father, we don't need to confess anymore.. - Or we are becoming worse and we are scared to confess... Something must be it... I know that I'm still as innocent as I used to be... But anyway... we all miss you very much when you are on your pelgrimthingies... Please come back soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 father i have a problem. philip, the salmon who will aid me in stroking mika's nose has said he will never take part in sucha ghastly plan. i do not want to froce him, but if he does not agree to do it freely, then i may be forced to. how can i encourage him without hurting his feelings? You need to guidance here from our holy father himself, please stay calm until his return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted July 5, 2007 Author Share Posted July 5, 2007 I am always about my children. It is just very quiet at the moment but it is sure to pick up soon. I have been listening to you all if not talking. If you need me just call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1kiwiabroad Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 oh good father we are blessed with your presence! please give my conundrum some thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted July 5, 2007 Author Share Posted July 5, 2007 father i have a problem. philip, the salmon who will aid me in stroking mika's nose has said he will never take part in sucha ghastly plan. i do not want to froce him, but if he does not agree to do it freely, then i may be forced to. how can i encourage him without hurting his feelings? I am not too sure on your mental health:roftl: For a start how is a Salmon going to help? and secondly how does the said salmon talk? Our lord isn't fond of our aquatic buddies so not too sure how he will help to "stroke his nose". Also I am a little perplexed as to WHY you want to stroke his nose. Most people want to grab him in totally different places,but his nose isn't one of them. Please enlighten me further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1kiwiabroad Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 MY GOAL WAS TO STROKE HIS HAIR, but i am about a foot shorted than him, so the only way id reach it is whith a ladder! and his nose is pretty. philip will helpo me ( provided he agrees!) and how can the lord not be fond of aquatic buddies? he made them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 I feel our lord may consider them as sinners or *looks shiftily from eye corners* (queue dramatic music).....the devil....... as it is written that he would rather eat poo than swim with the fishes. Perhaps you need to cleanse yourself of this rather unhealthy obsession you have of salmon and nose stroking and direct your thoughts to stroking more acceptable parts of his anatomy like the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 I feel our lord may consider them as sinners or *looks shiftily from eye corners* (queue dramatic music).....the devil....... as it is written that he would rather eat poo than swim with the fishes.Perhaps you need to cleanse yourself of this rather unhealthy obsession you have of salmon and nose stroking and direct your thoughts to stroking more acceptable parts of his anatomy like the rest of us. Eeh.. mother Sparkly... Maybe I'm strange then, but I really don't want to stroke anything... I just want to slap his head for not listening to our advises to get some rest!!! :sneaky2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 my dear child you cant slap the lords head you have to gently carress it tenderly, but he wouldn't allow anyone with fish within a mile, so my advice is to ditch the salmon and just launch yourself up on some random tall guys shoulders to reach the locks of immense joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 my dear child you cant slap the lords head you have to gently carress it tenderly, but he wouldn't allow anyone with fish within a mile, so my advice is to ditch the salmon and just launch yourself up on some random tall guys shoulders to reach the locks of immense joy. Sorry Mother... And eh.. I'm not the one carrying fish with me... but our Lord really need to listen to His followers for His own good... I'm worried about him.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 He will be fine, he is just overdoing it lately. I am sure after a couple of weeks off he will be back to his usual bouncy self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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