Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Hello my children, I have set this up so you can confess all your sins. It's for people with funny, sad or just interesting story's you would like to get off your chest. Please use false names when you are talking about other people as we don't want to offend anyone (or cause a libel case:naughty: ) We will then put the best story each week on a poll so as to help with any indecision you may have. Good luck and have fun. Your own Mika preacher. Holy Johnny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Are you sure your name is not Nosey Johnny? I love this thread already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 LOL, thanks Blue. I bet you have something to confess. Maybe you killed your nextdoor neighbours cat but told them it was ran over by a roadsweeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamette Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I love this threat! I'm sure I will have something to confess!!! Holy Johnny, please, forgive me!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 hey you!! ok i have a few, i successfully annoyed my best friend to madness and blamed it on someone else, i ate the last chocolate finger in the packet and said it was my brother, i fell over the dog when i was little and that's how i got the bruises all them years ago... do you want me to carry on?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zahara Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned Sorry... i've always wanted to say that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieLou Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I had six mini donuts instead of five.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Wait a few hours johnny, when the sun is down and my avatar has changed into night mode maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I guess I'll start :- When I was about 11 years old one of my older mates had a motorbike, nothing fancy, it was for mucking about on in his dads field. One day my sister and I wanted a go but our parents said no. Of course we had a go anyway (as you do) but when my sister was on the back she got her foot caught in the wheel. Well as you can guess it made a bit of a mess but we couldn't tell our parents as my mate would have his bike taken off him. We made up a story that she fell out of a tree and caught it between 2 branches. They believed us until recently when we finally confessed to them what happened. I'm sure my mate won't mind as it is 20 years on and probably has a new bike by now:roftl: Your Holy Johnny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnFa Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I had six mini donuts instead of five.... Doom you! You're going straight to hell for that!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Instead of singing.. I often just say "miua miua".. Of course in a way that it fits with the lyrics! Don't worry everyone does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I love this threat! I'm sure I will have something to confess!!! Holy Johnny, please, forgive me!!!! You're forgiven my child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 hey you!!ok i have a few, i successfully annoyed my best friend to madness and blamed it on someone else, i ate the last chocolate finger in the packet and said it was my brother, i fell over the dog when i was little and that's how i got the bruises all them years ago... do you want me to carry on?? I'll pray for you and hope Mika will look favourably on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haeschen02 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I don't change my socks every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned Sorry... i've always wanted to say that!! What have you done? Please elaborate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Is this a weird part of the Mika cult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I had six mini donuts instead of five.... Tomorrow you may only have 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I'll pray for you and hope Mika will look favourably on you. lol, i also have so many things in my pants that i wish to be blessed coz i have not got a clue as to how the hell they got there!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I don't change my socks every day Wash your feet in the font. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Is this a weird part of the Mika cult? Weird but fun.lol:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 lol, i also have so many things in my pants that i wish to be blessed coz i have not got a clue as to how the hell they got there!!! I suggest you air them twice a day, and get yourself some pockets or a hand bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheenastar Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I... I... Have never been to a Mika concert!! I'm doomed am I? AND I mistook John Mayer for Mika! They have the same curly hair! I was at 7-11 and flipping through the magazines when I saw the poster of John Mayer. I was like "OMG MIKA!!" My friend was like.. "Retard, thats John Mayer..." Forgive mee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I suggest you air them twice a day, and get yourself some pockets or a hand bag. i'm sooo soooo glad i wasn't drinking anything at the time i read that! i would have spat it everywhere!! lol surely you have some other stories?! love you!!! *hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haeschen02 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Wash your feet in the font. :roftl: I will! Thank you father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I... I... Have never been to a Mika concert!! I'm doomed am I? AND I mistook John Mayer for Mika! They have the same curly hair! I was at 7-11 and flipping through the magazines when I saw the poster of John Mayer. I was like "OMG MIKA!!" My friend was like.. "Retard, thats John Mayer..." Forgive mee!! I am afraid you could well be going to hell for the John Mayer identity mix up but on a lighter note your fine with the Mika concert thing as we can't all get to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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