everyone loved me cos i happened to dress up in something really purple !! it's purple love today ! so im gonna say it ...
Jo Willy's dog looks dull, her bacon was yuck, her shoes belong to oxfam, her musical memorabilias should all be listed on ebay, she's been talking out loud for ages, does she really know the meaning of 'den' ??
oops, i saw her dress in Liberty, why it looks like the 50% off fcuk on her ?
Ooh, i might take all these back tomorrow mourning cos it's so good to have her desperately in love with M I K A ! auntie willy, very wicked