Holy Johnny
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HOW do you drown a fish? You deserve a reward for being able to drown something that breathes underwater.
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Well there are 2 ways round this you could confess to the bullys that it was your book and probably never live it down, or you could keep quiet and hope your friend isn't too emotionally scarred later on in life.
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well think of it this way, the cow was also veggie so that makes it ok.
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Thank you but I'm only doing what big M has asked.
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Mika be with you my child.
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AAAHHH not so innocent then? Letting another little girl get screamed at for your mess is very bad. You must say 5 Hail Mikas before you go to bed for a week.
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wow, I am finding it hard to keep up with all you naughty people. Thank you all for making this thread fun but comes a time when I have to go and check my flock here. I will read and reply to every and all (might take some time) of your confessions. Your Mika preacher. Holy Johnny
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This is NOT a christian church. It is the TEMPLE OF MIKA.
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Weak you maybe but your also forgiven. Everybody has a vice but you must try harder as I would hate to lose you at such a young age.
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There is always hope for redemption. If you find you're having more of these impure thoughts, jump in a cold bath quickly.
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NO ONE is totally innocent.
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A little self indulgence can lead to a lifetime of reckless decisions. You must be more self motivated. I'll pray for you my child. BTW if anyone else tries to give you sweets please send them to me so you are not tempted by them:wink2:
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If you ever find yourself not sure who Mika is and what he looks like again, get down on your knees and pray. Pray like youve never prayed before.
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I thank you very much. It takes a lifetime of over indulgence in everything to become so enlightened.
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Whos Haribos were they? and why were you not supposed to eat them. These are the questions you should ask yourself.
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Well possession is 9/10's of the law so that is wholly forgiveable but the LADIES UNDIES.... Well he is Mika so who am I to judge him:roftl:
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Now, spitting fluid on a PC is nearly unforgivable as it will break and how would you come on here with a soggy computer. Please be careful.
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I am afraid you could well be going to hell for the John Mayer identity mix up but on a lighter note your fine with the Mika concert thing as we can't all get to them.
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I suggest you air them twice a day, and get yourself some pockets or a hand bag.
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Weird but fun.lol:roftl:
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Wash your feet in the font.
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Tomorrow you may only have 4.
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What have you done? Please elaborate.
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I'll pray for you and hope Mika will look favourably on you.
