Holy Johnny

Please pay attention, you must learn these lyrics to this great and glorious hymn..... Took a ride to the end of the lane Where no one ever goes. Ended up on a broken train with nobody I know. But the pain and the longing's the same. When you're dying Now I’m lost and I’m screaming for help alone. Relax, take it easy For there is nothing that we can do. Relax, take it easy Blame it on me or blame it on you. It’s as if I’m scared. It’s as if I’m terrified. It’s as if I'm scared. It’s as if I’m playing with fire. Scared. It’s as if I’m terrified. Are you scared? Are we playing with fire? Relax (Love) There is an answer to the darkest times. It’s clear we don’t understand it, but the last thing on my mind Is to leave you. I believe that we’re in this together. Don’t scream – there are so many roads left. Relax, take it easy For there is nothing that we can do. Relax, take it easy Blame it on me or blame it on you. Relax, take it easy For there is nothing that we can do. Relax, take it easy Blame it on me or blame it on you. Relax, take it easy For there is nothing that we can do. Relax, take it easy Blame it on me or blame it on you. Relax, take it easy For there is nothing that we can do. Relax, take it easy Blame it on me or blame it on you. It’s as if I’m scared. It’s as if I’m terrified. It’s as if I'm scared. It’s as if I’m playing with fire. (Relax) Scared. It’s as if I’m terrified. Are you scared? Are we playing with fire? Relax Relax Hope this helps, but once perfected you must sing it loud in front of our Lord.

Too late I am afraid. She is damned to never touch the holy tush of our Lord Mika.

Well what I never told you was I used yours for getting dog mess out of the treads in my shoe. Plus as I've already said "STRAIGHT TO HELL WITH YOU"

Of course she is forgiven for trying to put you on the right path. It is you I am worried about for even suggesting your poor mother had sinned. 7 Hail Mikas for you my girl.

Hmm, this is a tricky one. Michael Schumacher? Hero or not, it's not looking good is it? As for the other person:wink2: I'm sure your not alone.

It is the oysters that have sinned not you. I will contact Big M direct and have him strike all shellfish down in a torrent of flames.

No my child, I am afraid I have to scrape a living sometimes. But I am here and ready to answer you all. Please be patient as I will try to answer everyone in order.

My hubby has a giant whoppee cushion costume which we were going to sell, but if anyone wants it let me know! Its very funny!

Why, thank you.

My pleasure. I hope this brings closure to the thread for you.

What's wrong with them? I have two pair but can't find how to change the batteries.

I joined a web site and took on an alter-ego. CRAZY:roftl:

And what crazy things have you done then my child? Do tell as so we can repent together.

Phew I was worryed for a moment.Egg and onions? Well as long as she enjoyed it:wink2:

Well as long it wasn't his actual head then I guess it is forgivable. Practice making all your meals look like Mika (may I suggest spaghetti for his hair:naughty: )

Oh my goodness, this is one of the greatest sins so far. How could you even contemplate eating such a revered item as big M's head. You may struck down for this one:biggrin2:

You are forgiven. Alas, although our lord mika CAN walk on water, he may find it difficult to carry you at the same time. There is the matter of trying to keep our deity to yourself, this is a selfish act but a truly understandable one.

Stole? Lets call it borrowing, then its ok:wink2:

Well all I can say is, was LiCM being played at the party because if it was then all is forgiven. As for the slander, well as long as it was 100% true then its not really slander so I forgive you my child.

cool cheers. This site is great fun.

Woo yeah Holy johnny for mascot.... Hang on thats me, I'm not sure if I'd know what to do.

I must leave you all now, but I will be back tomorrow to hear all your sins.

There really is no excuse for throwing away good food, but as they don't seem that good you are forgiven:biggrin2:

Hello and welcome to the fold.

Ay Ay Captain.