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  1. Holy Johnny
    Never, Mika is god on stage. I have seen a few live acts but Birmingham was the best by far.
  2. Holy Johnny
    What if you like both? ie. me. Please don't fight me off.
  3. Holy Johnny
    My mate Johnny's a preacher He's holy as they come He says follow the Lord and the Lord'll be good And then he started callin' me son You have been blessed.
  4. Holy Johnny
    According to the sly git who sold us our tickets its 7pm start.
  5. Holy Johnny
    Well I think you are talking to the wrong person on this one. It would be down to the second holiest man I know, Freddie, to forgive such a heinous crime. However I think our lord would approve of the colourful crocs.
  6. Holy Johnny
    Your wish is granted my child.
  7. Holy Johnny
    Well the not believing in god is one thing but is the god in question Mika? If not there is nothing wrong with it. As for the black hole, this must be filled with Lollipops NOW.
  8. Holy Johnny
    Watered it too much? Well thats a first. Are you sure it was a goldfish and not a pot plant?
  9. Holy Johnny
    Not too sure about this one.
  10. Holy Johnny
    No my child, it is perfectly ok to be obsessed with our lord "THE BIG M". Infact I allow my wife to indulge in these very same fantasies. You may find "www.curlywigs.com" some help.
  11. Holy Johnny
    Alcohol is the holy water, now it's dandelion and burdock you should stay away from.
  12. Holy Johnny
    I will forgive you, but will the ant. This is what you must ask yourself?
  13. Holy Johnny
    Sounds like the git deserved it. You have done nothing to be forgiven for.
  14. Holy Johnny
    MARK OWEN? He is not our lord and therefore it is blasphemy. YOU MUST REPENT.REPENT
  15. Holy Johnny
    You are not alone child. A lot of people are feeling the same. I think we might have to arrange a prayer evening for all you sinners.
  16. Holy Johnny
    It would depend on WHO you're passing it to?
  17. Holy Johnny
    Mika is not YOURS alone he is everybodys, everywhere and everything. Fear not my child we, together can overcome these lustful urges. All you need is 30 hail Mikas every night for the next 3 years.(and lots of cold showers)
  18. Holy Johnny
    He is with us all.
  19. Holy Johnny
    You have heard the calling. Mika is the Holiest of beings in this temple and it is natural to have these feelings. You should just except who you are and go with it.
  20. Holy Johnny
    See above.
  21. Holy Johnny
    I can not really pass judgement on this as I did the exact same thing. As it was in the name of MIKA all is forgiven.
  22. Holy Johnny
    You are going straight to hell, no passing go and no £200. (ha I'll take someone else to Somerset house.
  23. Holy Johnny
    You are going straight to hell for not putting any weight on , but as for the rest, You are forgiven my child.
  24. Holy Johnny
    You must wash your ears out with DR Pepper (other soft drinks are available)
  25. Holy Johnny
    Well it sounds to me except from telling tall tales you are quite innocent. Although you had better say 2 Hail Mikas just incase all of that wasn't quite true.
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