Holy Johnny

JOHNNY!!!! *runs and hugs* i missed you! lol

so erm, is mika like... gonna always be with us in our hearts and stuff?

ooh ooh and do you know if he veiws us as 'jus another fan'??

 

ooooooh ooooooh and does he get mega peed off with the fact that people know his life story but he hasn't got a clue about who the people actually are??

 

lol and will i ever stop being this hyper??

Wow, you are hyper. Is it because you are busting with Mika love?

Well to answer your great questions.

1. Of course he will be in our hearts forever, he is the light and the rainbow. They may fade but never leave us.

2.Every follower of Mika is sacred, it is just he is rather busy. This is why I had the calling to make sure all his loyal and loving fans are looked after and maybe bring some more to the fold.

3.No I don't think he gets "peed off" with us all, as long as we don't get carried away and do something silly.

NO ONE CAN BANN OUR HOLY JOHNNY!!!! :thumb_yello:

Well said Sister Sasje. I am a timid soul, until my wrath is released.

Eeee~~

 

Holy Johnny! I thought you were gonna be banned!

 

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My dear Sheenastar, they will never silence me. The Admin of this auspicious site have seen the light and allowed me to carry on in the name of MIKA. The admin ROCKS.

Dear Mother Sparkly... please don't take this the wrong way, but when *I*

look at your "suave" new avatar, all I can think is that poor Mika has a

bad case of dandruff... or a cloud of fleas swarming around his dear head.

 

 

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Every part of Mika is beloved by all, from the dry bits of scalp that rain down upon his shoulders, to his extra long toes that make his feet size 29.

I have to confess that I haven't been viewing the forum last night for a geocaching obsessed friend of mine lead me astray. So I have spent almost the entire night meandering around in a city unknown to me, using only a torch and dangerous gadgetry called GPS, following shady and most dubious hints to find (in the end after 5 hours search at half past three in the morning) a shabby box with most random but little useful items in it. Will I end up in hell for that useless waste of time which is now lost forever for worhshipping activities...?

Well maybe not hell, but you have some serious catching up to do. What is Geocaching? I don't know this term, although by the sounds of it, I won't be trying it myself:biggrin2: Next time you feel like going off on a whim, may I suggest taking a little extra gadget with you. I think it is called an Em Pee three player. It is a wonderfully magic device that allows you to trap your favorite singers voice in it and you can make them sing whenever you like. I don't know if such magic is available everywhere, but if you can find a wizard he maybe able to conjure one up for you:roftl:

woo hoo that is AWESOME i lurrve the CHICKEN in the middle.

I love the chubby bunny avatar. It is the best one I have seen.

*walks in, searching for some peace and rest*

 

:tears:

Its here. One word answers are allowed. lol

I have a confession....

I didn't listen to any songs off of the LICM album today! How terrible am I?

This is becoming more and more of a problem. I have had countless confessions of this nature. So much so, that when the Temple is built then I think we will have to start a daily sermon thread, just so everyone gets their daily dose of Cartoon Motion:thumb_yello:

OH Holy father Johnny please help me to resolve my sins, this evening after much brainwashing...well if I am honest I can only put it down to my own weakness really, I have been forced to look at a certain picture of our sacred one and it gave me undesirable thoughts of desire, I became so possessed by these thoughts that I have spent most of this evening making this rather suave new AVatar, I am not a very technical person so I hope I don't have to give this up but if you see fit for me to be punished then so be it, (Please father don't make me give up my new Av there MUST be another way I can wash away my sins).

It is also a ridiculous hour to be up but then again I was thinking of our MM even though the thoughts were covered in chocolate sauce, perhaps it is a sign...a symbol with some special meaning that only you father Johhny will be able to interpret in your wisdom.

First I would like to say, keep your avatar Mother Sparkly. Although you must never look at it. I don't think that the chocolate sauce is a sin as we like to associate our Lord with all types of confectionary, as this is surely what you mean:wink2: Plus I think it may just symbolise the creaminess and sweetness of Big M's voice.

Great work my child you must get bored more often,I like the idea, it has a certain appeal:roftl: Although I agree with Mother Sparkly in the fact that there are better pictures of his Holiness.

:thumb_yello:

I shall begin right away. Lucky for me I have a heap of lollipops recieved from the lollipop boys in my bag and while at least one thrown from the stage must be kept as a keepsake surely the holiness of the others shall help me on the path to redemption

The lollipop thrown from the stage is like the Holy Grail of Mikaism. You must cherish it always. Although you must devour the rest. And remember suck them no crunching or the magic fades.

I have stolen these pics of houses from some woodelves I converted to Mikaism the other day. They would make wonderful residences for everyone.lol

What do you think?

Okay.. I'll try..

 

But I can't promise anything!!!!

Well I wouldn't ask you to promise anything now would I?

I pray every night to our lord Mika, to answer your wishes:thumb_yello: Although what I have got back is "Not now Johnny I am busy, Look mate I am trying to get round everywhere but I'm not Philius Fog you know" So I will keep trying for you in the hope he will eventually answer your prayers:naughty:

I have to make a confession now...

 

The last few days I'm totally neglecting Freddies bar while I promised him to take care for it...

 

Because of that, I'm neglecting all the holy cocktails and croctails too...

 

I even didn't drink them anymore...

 

Can you please forgive me??

You are forgiven, as I know you're busy trying to convert the heathens at this time. Please though don't neglect the Bar as Big M's followers need such a place to unwind after they are done worshiping our great and mighty lord.

Forgive me father for i have sinned... Lol

I've always wanted to put something to confess in here..and i figure this is as good as anything.

I have this desire to post this pic

In as many places as possible..

How do I redeem myself

Oh my, Well if you are the girl in blue on the Left of the picture I can already see the seed of obsessive pic posting in you. Your eyes my girl say it all, they are bright red. This can only be cured by endlessly sucking on a lollipop. If you tire of this or think you may be cured and give up the lolly of hope then YOU will succumb to this terrible and irreversible state. Mika bless you child our prayers are with you:roftl:

I thought the same about the house numbers! I think this person is American! they are used to these huge house numbers lol

How is consruction going? I will look in from time to time to check. I think Mikaville is going to be a great place to live and can't wait to meet my congregation. I think we will have to get together once a week (maybe) and all worship our Lord Mika together:biggrin2: I love this Idea of Mikaville, great work.

Father Johnny.

 

I think that I've been getting Mika confused with Jesus.

 

When I was out weeding in the garden earlier I threw a slug over the hedge into nextdoor's garden and then thought "what would Mika think of that?, he wouldn't throw a slug over the hedge!"

..............I need to get out more..............

Well there ARE many similarities between them, although I believe Mika is a better singer:biggrin2: . As for the slug well I only hope it didn't lay lots of eggs in your garden first or you may be plagued with lots of angry baby slugs:roftl:

Dear Jonny,

My nearly 16yr old Daughter driving me CRAZY about going to see Mika @ Somerset house (she so excited about going )......She looking up all the Travel arrangments although i myself will sort them out for her !!!

 

Now she also wants to go to other gigs to see Mika ...In London later in year.

How to i listern to her without strangling her ???

LOL. Our kids are here to test us, and that they do on a regular basis. Have no fear Cherie, my wife (Big Girl) and I will look after Beckar and sort out the trains to and from London. All you need to worry about is how you are going to cope with her excitment up until the gig, and I am afraid to say it is only going to be worse after it.

yeah holy jhonny, will you be our resident vicar in the local temple, for all those who are not die hard Mikaism followers? we would be honoured to have you! please just tell me the adress you would like the temple to be at ( and please choose an existing road for kavi's sake and liz's!) AND i'll add you!

Well if it could be on Holy Johnny road then that will be great. lol

Psshh....tell me about it. And they complain that we never talk to each other anymore.....well the next time I phone you, don't make some lame excuse up about having to watch a TV show!!! ......okay, now I'm going to start ranting and that's not good. Thanks for your help Holy Johnny.....I think I should go now before I offend someone....

YOU my child would never offend me. I am glad to be of some help. And to your friends "TURN THE TV OFF AND PHONE YOUR MATES, SADO:naughty: "

HAHA that's clever

Oh MY, Mika is not to be taken so lightly:roftl: It is the sacred art of total inner piece.

Btw, thanks for naming a road after me. lol

I think that you require a Temple of Mika in this Township of yours. If so then I lend my hand to you.

*In the name of Love, in the name of Mika*

 

Forgive me, Father, for I'm a sinner.

Oh my, what on earth could an angel such as yourself have done thats so bad?