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Right. I see now, July 23-August 22.

Then apparently he should avoid me cause I'm a fixed earth sign.

He's a Leo??

WHY WHY WHY ONLY THE UK.

BIG BEN, HERE I COME.

Sean Connery is the best Bond ever, agreed. best Bond movie is Dr. No.

meatballs are sh!teous. I grew up with Visions-era Mariah, before she slutified. Take That, never heard of them until 2 weeks ago. They sound crappy. I had to look up what Hollyoaks was. Sunday is the crappiest day of the week, Friday is perhaps the best. Mick Jagger has a small....... nevermind. And I aso had to look up what a Sky+ was. All we have is TiVo.

So yeah we're not compatible either.

Mika's lousy pick-up line #89

 

"Was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world?"

:roftl:

Seems like some hormons are racing at the speed of light:blink: You do realise that someone has send the link of this thread to Mika on his MySpace:naughty:

In that case, I hope he realizes my kitty is waiting to be fed

OH shizz 9:20 AM is not the best time to get horny either!

But it's not like he seriously is gonna read this thread. Or all of it? I need a time-out.

Oh my...good point, I suppose.

 

Anyway, I am going to bed, I figure I should start going to bed early (2 am, hah) since school is coming up which I'd rather not think about, lol.

Right, I'm thinking ahead for my womanhood's sake.

Mmm yeah, in retrospect 10:52 PM is not the best time to start getting horny.

But right now the only thing that can get me to bed is if a 6'3" Lebanese boy is lying in it.

Sweet Mika dreams, m'dear. That's as close as you're getting to my baby daddy. I kid, I kid!

*right click save as*

well, I figure if my vagina's gonna lose its elasticity, it better be 'cause I'm hitting the genetic jackpot with some curly-haired babies.

whoaaa down sally, I'm the one who's gonna be popping out those mini-mika's faster than you can unzip your pants.

I wonder if his other part is big enough for him....

that doesn't look like him at all

but I did enjoy those other pictures in the Italian forum.

finally, an interview with questions we've never heard of. gracias, chica.

and I know exactly what he means by the mariah carey arm movements........ she said in some interview they gave her a trainer to help reduce her arm moving-ness.

norwalk sent me the ringtone, if thats what you mean. i could text it to you, just PM me your #.

wasnt this on mikey's myspace?

cute, all of em.

Well damn I guess it IS a piercing!

Nice placement for a water bottle.

I took sum gr8 1s whilst there 2!

Did u notice, on 1 of the pics, u can c his pubes!

.......... Um.

What?!?!

wow she looks almost his height..... so she's like 5'11" or 6'.

Runs in the family, it seems. Cool. thanks for that link.

I first saw him perform on that Jools Holland show and thought he was 24-5, maybe that's cause he was wearing a nice dress shirt.

I think he acts his age though, as far as his work ethic and knowing how to handle himself in certain situations.

Loved his performance! I hope it does something for his sales!

 

I wonder if the girls that were screaming during his performance actually knew who he was or if they just thought he was hot??

A combination of both?

No, I was really surprised how souped the audience was. I thought they'd be kinda snotty like "Who is this kid??"

He has nice lashes? I haven't really noticed mind posting a pic?

He looks delicious in that shade of orange. Like a sweet, succulent mandarin I'd love to tear into....

did you enter your real age? you have to be between 13-19, I believe. try my age (15) it works. born 1992.

EDIT: OH WAIT! I forgot! As I was leaving the room she told my neighbor, he's actually kinda cute here but he wasn't in those pictures Kourtney showed me! I like how she waits until I leave. What the hell?!

Mika's charm is inescapable. By the end (I think my mom sensed I was a bit irked at her) they flashed Mika smiling and I swear I saw her flinch. A good flinch. Like a "Wow he's actually kinda cute...!" flinch.

I know I flinched. and shuddered. and kinda slid down the wall a bit cause the full impact of his cuteness hit me just then. and it packs quite a punch. so i kinda got this fluffy feeling afterwards

My mom is so frustrating. Ugh.

"God he's a stick!"

"He's pretty effeminate."

"What the hell is he saying?"

"What nationality is he?"

me: "British."

"Huh. Makes sense."

"I dont know a thing he's saying."

"You get the feeling he's not even singing? I can't tell if that's his voice."

*near end* "This entire time I've had no idea what he's saying."

Parents. Jeez.

OK West Coasters....get ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woot!!!!!!!!!

VCR is loaded....... I cleared up space in my parents' room so I can wall-bounce around without crashing into wood/metal/furniture........

I'm good to go. Later peeps.

"Hey mom, can we go to Barnes & Noble this weekend?"

"Ehm *annoyed* Why not Borders?"

- Mom and I