If I was slightly drunk and
- he was slightly drunk as well, I'd ask: I would probably just sit in the corner giggling or with a stupid grin on my face.
- he was drunk: the only way he would get a word out of me is if he talked first
- he was wasted: I probably wouldn't approach him, just laugh from a distance (no, laughing at drunk people isn't mean at all )
If I was drunk and
- he was slightly drunk , I'd ask: Soooooo.... u wanna drink?
- he was drunk: no, really, it's ok, im not as think as you drunk i am
- he was wasted: i would call you a taxi... but i've forgottern how to use a phone... looks like you are staying here
If I was wasted and
- he was slightly drunk : i would be thinking *don't make a fool of yourself* over and over
- he was drunk: who wants a hug?!
- he was wasted: watch me be a chicken!!! .... uh oh, i feel sick....