pica_mica

MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks with the cooking utensils and pots and pans also while being smelly after cooking up some tasy spaghetti, but it actually doesnt taste that good, even though he thinks it does so we all pretend to like it, just like vegetables because it's good for you, but they actually taste like crap and fish because Mika, as a matter of fact, likes that...lollipop girl and her little dance which, Mika just cannot get enough of and rubs his belly at the sight of chicken, it reminds him of that timehe dressed as alligator because Cherisse was already wearing the chicken costume and was sweating excessively like a super sexy Cherisse would, it was then that Mika started to take off his pants and all the MFCers posted pictures and licked a lollipop with pleasure while looking at the pictures of Mika with a little bit of clothes about to fall off of him because he is too sexy for his clothes, so he had to get Cherisse and Mikey to sew them on that night Mika decided to propose to Kates and she said "no" because Ceci is a dirty old sock, who is impregnated with Mika's kid well it's actually not Mika's kid it's really Luke's kid but she wants him to believe that he used protection that night because otherwise Mika and Ceci would have to marry but she is afraid Kates will attack her but Mika ordered a DNA test because he believed in ceci and they were friends for a long time but Ceci's parents made Mika marry their daughter, so they did and the baby was soon born except it looked exactly like Luke Mika was a bit dissapointed, so he looked at the dna that gave positive but she was surprised because altough the baby didnt look like him, it was actually his, and she didn't remmebered because that night she'd had far too much wine Days later Mr and Mrs Penniman and the baby moved to China because Mikahad to write his next album, one of his songs was dedicated to Ceci because she was the love of his life but Ceci and her children moved to England because Mika's feet stunk and she was afraid that was contagious but Mika didnt mind because he has someone that pleasures him in ways Ceci never could, so he called her and told her he already had Kates in but Ceci told him that she will never give him the divorce "Too Bad!" he said. "Too bad for you, you mean" she said "if you divorce me you will not see your son!"she said "It's not mine....." "You asked for the DNA test yourself and it was postitive!"she said getting angry "Pffft! WHATEVER!" and we all know it's Lukes baby becuase Mika used protection and Ceci just won't admit it because she wanted money and be famous but what she wanted most, it was Mika's love the most outlandish attempt to get his love was when she attepted suicide, and Mika tought she was crazy like a cow then Ceci got into drugs and Mika felt guilty because all this happened because of his stinky feet,then she went into rehab but Mika won the custdy of their baby, one day Ceci got hold of a pair of scissors and cutted all Mika's curly hair, unfortunately Mika didnt get recognized without his curly hair so he had to stay hidden for a while, meanwhile he called ceci and asked for his curly hair but she sold it in ebay, armande was the successful bidder and she got her photo taken after she pretended to be Mika but everyone found out that she wasn't and she got sued by Mika for impersonating him

I was just wondering...has anyone actually met Zuleika at one of Mika's gigs in the US or UK or something? I think i remember Bonjour1990 saying she has...

Whats in the link?? The site's blocked for me:thumbdown:

He's 8 years older than me as well...but that's fine..i dont find it a large difference at all!

MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks with the cooking utensils and pots and pans also while being smelly after cooking up some tasy spaghetti, but it actually doesnt taste that good, even though he thinks it does so we all pretend to like it, just like vegetables because it's good for you, but they actually taste like crap and fish because Mika, as a matter of fact, likes that...lollipop girl and her little dance which, Mika just cannot get enough of and rubs his belly at the sight of chicken, it reminds him of that timehe dressed as alligator because Cherisse was already wearing the chicken costume and was sweating excessively

hahahaha:roftl: you guys are funny:bleh: But about the driving thing...yeah..he does keep on saying he doesnt know how to drive and that if he had a new year resolution, it would be getting a new car and learning how to drive...strange..

oh oh oh I've finally seen Paloma and Fortuné!!! Paloma totally has Mika's hair...but not his face...and Fortuné..well...the picture wasn't exactly very clear...but...I dunno...I guess he kinda looks like Mika when he was younger.. Now that I've seen all his siblings..I conclude that Mika is the best looking outta the two boys and Yasmine is the prettiest outta the 3 girls. Mission accomplished!

Where was it posted on facebook anyway?

Pics anyone? I really wanna see all of his siblings...and what about that pic of Zuleika you guys mentioned that's on facebook?..can I see it? I've seen the one here...but you guys said she looks completely different in the other pic..

She is just SO gorgeous!! And so tall! Yet she may be wearing heels...and I think I'm about that tall with heels as well...but that aside...omg she's pretty! And I'm still sticking to what I said earlier...she's a COPY of yasmine...not much similarities to Mika, I must say... And boy was she NERVOUS! how cute!!!

So true! They may have quite similar eyes..but Zuleika's are just a bit larger....wow..she really should be a model!!! And I have to say this again...she looks ALOT like Yasmine!!! Has anyone seen Paloma then? Does she look just like her sisters as well?

omg thanks soooo much!! she's like a mini copy of Yasmine!!!!! She looks sooo much like her but nothing like Mika I must say...but...she's truly pretty! And with jet-black hair....is Mika the only one in the family with hazel-brown hair and eyes? Everyone else seems to have black hair...though I think I've seen a picture of Yasmine with blue eyes..

Wow...he looks extremely handsome there...but I prefer the adorable curls...and they're natural! I mean...he has naturally curly hair...its just that now he gets them tightly curled...but I love 'em..

I really really really wanna know what Zuleika looks like...does anyone have a picture or something? Or can you atleast describe her features and all?

There's an even BIGGER PHOTO? OMG...I got terrified from this one...what would happen if I saw THAT one??

I feel like a super freak for starting this thread!! If Mika reads this..I can't even imagine his reaction when he sees that picture of his eye!! HAHAHA..I've never ever done this before...requesting a SCARY picture of someone's eyeball!!!

Zuleika is Allegra and Allegra is Zuleika. Simple because her name is Zuleika Allegra!

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARY!!!!! I FRIKKIN SCREAMED MY GUTS OUT WHEN I FIRST GLIMPSED AT IT!!!! OMG!!!! I'M GONNA HAVE NEVER ENDING NIGHTMARES ABOUT MIKA'S WONDERFUL EYEBALL!!!!

lol!! it does sound like its for raffa! hahahaha..that poor thing... but anyways....anyone got the pic?? i wanna seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hi guys..I keep on coming accross certain comments about a close-up picture of mika's eye where you can clearly see lenses!!! can someone PLEASE post that pic!! I reallly wanna see it!!

I'd still love him unconditionally...whether he cut his locks off or not. But..I have to say..I LOVE the curls..no other man exactly has them and it makes him unique! Plussss...we have the same hair so...I'd hate to see that go away!

Adorable pictures.. i still think his glasses are for show though...and not for sight.

but but but....i cant see the contacts picture!! i wanna seeee!!!! can someone please upload it again or something??

I cant read music as well...i play the piano just by listening to a piece of music...and i imitate it...yet i dunno if i can pick up languages as easy as mika does!!

ohh count me in!!! pretty, pretty please!!!!!!!!!!!! gimme the email that I have to send the message to!!!!