I was really boring on my antropology class, and then in laws I started to philosophy and I was thinking about the meaning of life, etc...
then I just realized Johnny Depp couldn't possible be truth. I mean, he's fiction! HE CANT EXIST! HE CANT!! 'cuz that way there'd be more incredible hot men like him, and there aren't! no other men like Johnny. I mean, Holy Johnny, he's a dream... my dreams usually are perfect (happyness all around) including Mika sometimes, but Johnny is ALWAYS there, and if we all agree dreams doesn't exist, then why, for God sakes, would Johnny be real? He's perfection.
Seriously.
So that's why Johnny CAN'T exist