Wait!!! That's like signing the license before the ceremony...
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man to this fan club.
This is not to be entered into lightly.
If any person can show just cause why these two cannot be joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace...................
This commitment is meant for mutual joy, to face together disappointments, embrace dreams, realize hopes and accept each other's failures.
Who gives this fanclub to this man?
Do you MFC take Mika to be your lawful official pop star?
Do you promise to love, comfort, honor and keep him in sickness and health, for richer or poorer, for better or worse, in sadness and joy, to cherish and bestow your deepest heart's devotion as long as you both shall live?