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Yolo swag shm

Ew, no.

Awww!

I was watching shark week and these people brought a dead beached whale out to shark feeding waters and I was like "it's Blanca!" then the shark ate you....

You're a beached whale.

Me too I got it for FREE

Ugh it's such a hassle on my iPad...

Yeah! Because it's so biblical!

Hahaha! That's too fun

Hahahahaha omg:aah:

Once there was a bat in my garage and my friend and I were screaming our heads off because it flew near our heads!!! It was scary! Hahah Roberto. Do you know anyone named Jesus?

I have this friend and he's deathly afraid of birds.. It's hilarious

My dad wanted my turtle to die... And it did.

My mom won't even let me get a fish..

YOU CAN'T HAVE MINE. I want a puppy a black lab preferably.

My kitty says hi:pinkbow:

I believe i can fly!!!!!!!

No, this is Patrick!!!!!!

Then you're not hipster...

I like salsa! Idont like chile.. I should have been a Mexican. Did you see all my instagram pictures of my cat!?!?

Everything had red or green chile in it.. Even ice cream and fudge. I did NOT enjoy that.

Yes, I was talking about you -___- I just got back from new Mexico! If it's anything like the old mexico... I'm sorry.

This is BAD. I wish her Facebook wasn't on private...

I'm fantastic! How's my favorite Mexican in the world???

Nope... I guess you haven't either? :/