DutchAnnie

Thanks to Hippieibbie

They can be purple, they can be hurtful, they can be anything you like ...

Not only the scar. Where must he leave his earring now?

I am not . See:

No Mika said it, but I did something wrong.

NO, I DIDN'T SAY FOR HOW LONG, I SAID "IN THIS THREAD"!!!!! NO, YOU CANNOT!!!!! I GO AWAY FOR ONE SEC AND WHAT DO I SEE WHEN I GET BACK. :shocked: THAT'S IT. YOU WILL ALL BE BANNED FROM MY GIGS!!!!

Then promise me you won't say filthy things here.

And YOU, what are you laughing? YOU will be banned from all my gigs.

And I am the BEST.

Wonka, YOU are my favorite fan.

YOU need to see a doctor and get your ears checked.

The number ONE thread at MY fanclubsite!

Girls, I'm warning you. I do not tolerate filthy messages in Wonkaland.

There is already a winner in that competition: Wonka.

I don't want to get a filthy message from Mika, I want to get a sweet one. I don't deserve a filthy message, I'm very sweet and innocent.

Get back in your egg Jack.

Oohhh, you are crazy mean too.

Ever since I talked with those Aussies in that vintage bar, I feel weird and my intestines behave very strange. My beer also tasted strange. I bet those Aussies have put something in it when I didn’t look. I really need to go to the loo, but I can’t leave. I’m in the middle of a concert. Hope it doesn’t get worse. Oh, oh, it’s getting worse. I hope that Ida doesn’t notice anything while we’re dancing. That would be embarrassing. I’ll just keep on dancing and smiling and act like it is part of the show. Maybe it helps if I lie down for a minute while I eat an apple. As long as I just keep behaving normal, my audience will think this is also part of the show. Oh no, the apple made it worse. I can’t hold it any longer. Moommmmmaaaaaaa.

Thanks for the quick translation Nezza.

From Lozza fb: I nostri testimonial: Mika, the new one.. door Lozza op donderdag 19 januari 2012 om 1:18 Mika è un’icona della musica pop contemporanea. Di origini libanesi, si trasferisce con la famiglia in Francia prima e a Londra poi. Qui si avvicina allo studio del canto per risolvere un problema di dislessia, mostrando subito un enorme talento. Inizia a comporre canzoni da subito e raggiunge una certa popolarità in rete grazie al suo canale Myspace. Nel 2007 l’esordio discografico è una bomba. In poco tempo conquista il primo posto nelle chart di molti paesi e inizia a girare il mondo facendo il pienone ad ogni live. Perché è nel live che Mika dà il meglio di sé, arricchendo la performance con elementi di improvvisazione. E noi tutti aspettiamo con ansia di rivederlo sul palco. Naturalmente con un bel paio di Cooper che gli stanno così bene. I understood one word of it: MIKA.

:lmfao: But Mika, after your previous mistake, I thought you were gonna give up the booze?

Maybe it's time to dig up an old thread: http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11178

Thank you for not showing us the rest of his pants.

Hi fans. I had a good night sleep, my headache is over and I am all happy again. Had a good talk with momma. She’s not angry anymore and let me out of the basement. But when she told me what I almost did, I was really shocked. I was like: “OMG, I really did that? That’s not who I am at all!” And I felt so ashamed. I had to fight against my tears. And then I thought: “Oh Mika, what have you done this time? Will your fans ever forgive you for making this stupid mistake?” And will HE forgive me too? Hmm, maybe I should be giving up the booze. But ... actually ... I … uhm … well … I … I have to tell you a little secret. If I would have done it, there would not have been much to see, because my tool is only this big. Hey! I can’t help that. I was born this way. But anyway, I’m really sorry for my stupid mistake. And to make it up to you I will now go to the studio to finish my new T*** … I mean … finish my new album.