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There will be more.

(Du bist ein schweinchen abuser)

ICH WILL SPRECHE DEUTSCH WENN ICH MOCHTE.

Awwwwwwwww I want a cute dog like that. But only for a day, then the novelty would wear off.

(I've just re-read my last message and it doesn't make much sense.. I was tired when I wrote it )

(stupid character limit)... Every little bit of crap you go through forms the person you are, and you will emerge all the stronger.

Wish I could give you a hug, lovely Sneezey Weezey.

(The Sheep-Pig.)

(You pig abuser.)

POOR DOG.

HELLO! Hallo.

*changes subject*

How are you, Eli?

*cries a million tears*

I'll come on as soon as I can and hope you're loitering. Don't let it keep you up though

*dances wildly* *falls on floor due to blisters* *dances lying down*

*screams breathlessly* THIS WILL THROW... ANYONE.. OFF.. THE SCENT. *still flailing*

*does some quick googling*

'Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.'

There we have it. The bible says so.

*grabs under armpits and heaves off floor* Get up babes. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

Well hello. Fancy seeing you here.

*sits up* *brushes hair from face* *wipes dribble from chin*

Sure, thanks!

*takes popcorn and munches casually*

*smoooooooth moves young warrior*

Yes, I have been getting messages from the time vortex. Something about.... Custard? WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

;OJFLKBERAFJEATL;ERA;O

I'm glad. I nearly kept it for myself but I full on love you so.

Carrying on from when I forgot to reply:

Yes assembly is bad

Ew bad kitty rape is bad.

And are you equally excited?

How ready are you?

:das:

We should make an eyebrow gym

I will start sending you fan mail now.

But Gok seems to be focussing more on the curvier side of things, y'know Gok, sometimes the tall, straight-up-and-down people aren't actually comforted by the catwalk! Unfortunately I don't think I'd have the confidence to do that.

'Expedition' meaning walking up hills for two days and camping an hour away from my house. Ewww. Aaaaand just realised you wouldn't have Duke of Edinburgh Awards in Finland

Ow ow ow THAT LOOKS OW.