bopsterjazz Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 (to no one in particular) Friend 1: We wanted to start the greatest band in the world. Friend 2: Sexy Jesus! Friend 1: But we needed more members. Friend 2: Sexy Jesus!! Friend 1: So we called up Jesse. Friend 2: Sexy Jesus!!! Friend 1: That's when we became: Friend 2: SEXY JESUS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 (to no one in particular)Friend 1: We wanted to start the greatest band in the world. Friend 2: Sexy Jesus! Friend 1: But we needed more members. Friend 2: Sexy Jesus!! Friend 1: So we called up Jesse. Friend 2: Sexy Jesus!!! Friend 1: That's when we became: Friend 2: SEXY JESUS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaya Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Girl: I still can't believe Fall Out Boy broke up!Boy: I blame Jessica Simpson! Girl: Uh..its Ashley Simpson Boy: I still blame Jessica Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Member of our school Jazz Band, Nick, to another, Chancy. Nick: I want your bod. . . in my bed. Chancy: What? I thought you were all about the ladies! Nick: So did I, but I want you. Chancy: No! I'm more of a trumpet guy. Nick: Well I'm more of a sax guy. Chancy: Well, I wanna divorce! Nick: Hold on, I'll have to ask, Bailey. (to me) Can we get a divorce? Me: Why? Nick: Well, you're kinda draggin me down, and I can't be in 5 relationships, I need Chancy. Me: 5?!?! Who else are you married to? Nick: Just you, honey. Me: Liar! I wanna divorce! Nick: YES! Can I have you now Chancy? Chancy: No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forevermika Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Sister (talking about his cat): The first time i tried to pick him up he hissed at me and ran away! Her boyfriend: Same thing I did. :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaya Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Sister (talking about his cat): The first time i tried to pick him up he hissed at me and ran away! Her boyfriend: Same thing I did. :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmaranthineMikanista Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Sister (talking about his cat): The first time i tried to pick him up he hissed at me and ran away! Her boyfriend: Same thing I did. :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forevermika Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 So, I'm in a children's play thats rehearsing right now; but I know thats hardly an excuse for why I got into an argument with a group of eight-year-olds over musical preferences: Girl 1: Omg I love Selina Gomez! Girl 2: Me too! but I love Grayson Chance more! (I don't even know who this person is. and what kind of name is grayson anyway?) Girl 3: I don't understand why you like these sucky people! Me: Finally! One of you has some sense! who do you listen to? Girl 3: Katy Perry! Me: Oh God... Girl 2: Well who do you listen to? Me: (adopting a little kid "na na I'm better than you" voice) Rufus Wainwright! they shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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