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RainbowGirl

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Hello MFCers!!! welcome to my first thread!

 

i had the idea that if you hear, make up or read a joke that you think we would like to hear then you could post it here...

 

i thought of this the other day but wasn't sure if it had been done before so here goes...

 

to start off with...

 

Teacher : you're pretty dirty, Lisa

Lisa : i'm even prettier when i'm clean!

 

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?

Big footprints all over australia

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it's ok :wink2:

 

anyone got any jokes?? :biggrin2:

 

i was thinking that... i have loads but then i'm just constantly posting on my own thread...

 

how do you make a milkshake?

 

put a cow on a bungee rope and push it off a bridge

 

anyone else

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My husband is full of groaners, so I'll have to try and remember to post them in here.

 

But here's one that was in a book I read recently...

 

 

How do you make a slow horse fast?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't feed it!

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