MikaFreak123 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Hey, I started off a Mika story a while ago but I was in hospital and couldn't finish the rest.....but now i'm back! this is the first chapter. http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18878 it's just a bit of fanfiction and randomness. Enjoy xD The next day; Mika was eating some grapes in his bedroom. Munching them down slowly, his tongue tingled at every sweet pop of the juice. His thoughts raddled off to a fantasy land where he was picking lollipops out of the ground like flowers and stopping at a gingerbread house, only to find Christabelle instead of a witch. She smiled and smelt like Fruitloops. Then she feed him some lollies and took him to her bed......then Mumma interupted him. Mumma: MIKA! NO DIRTY THOUGHTS Mika: but mumma, I wasn't... Mumma: no but mumma, now eat a banana. Mika: gah, I just had grapes. Mumma: *shoves banana in his face* EAT IT Mika: okay, okay. *starts peeling it* Mika stares at the banana with a slight grin on his face. His thoughts wondered about and he begin to grin more and more until he was laughing hysterically. Mumma eyed him but he tried to keep his thoughts still so she couldn't read them out. Mika: hehe this banana isn't that big.... Suddenly the phone rings. Loudly. Mumma: Hello Mrs Penniman speaking. Mika? MY MIKA? Oh okay. BE NICE TO HIM THOUGH! Mika: Mumma!! who is it?! Mumma: it's for you *hands him phone* Mika: Hello! oh Hi Christabelle I was just thinking about you!! Christabelle: hehe that's sweet Mika...can your mother hear us? Mika: ooo, why?? Christabelle: cuz I wanna do something special with you today Mika: *blushes* uhh yeah ofcourse! Christabelle: come by my house at nine. Sharp Mika: OK!!!! *click* Mumma: what did she want? Mika: uhmm. She wants to have a movie night at her place? Mumma: no way. take her over here. Mika: Mumma! I am 26 years old and your not the boss! Mumma: don't remind mumma how old you are cuz that makes mumma feel old! Mika: okay, yes mumma. Sorry mumma. Now can I please go? please please please!!! Mumma: well....okay..... Mika: YAY! EVERYBODYS GONNA LOVE TODAY LOVE TODAY LOVE TODAY And then Mika skipped off merrly to his room and got changed into some new clothes that made his figure look fabulous. (like always) and he started to brush his curls and get them get them into place, even though nine was in another few hours. Mika was so damn excited! he made sure Mumma wasn't around and took out his comdom stash and giggled. Mumma: Mikaa, what are you doing. Mika: *sticks on his pocket* Nothing! just looking for some good DVD's for tonight with Christabelle! Mumma: mmmm.. TO BE CONTINUED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Absolutely hillarious!!! Well done!! So... how many condoms has he got in his stash and has he got any shaped like lollipops??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREDDIESDOUBLE Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 A banana in his face and a stash of condoms .. <waits for part 2> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 A banana in his face and a stash of condoms .. <waits for part 2> popcorn freddie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREDDIESDOUBLE Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 popcorn freddie? Im there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenie Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I join you, guys! i´m bringing a friend & popcorn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREDDIESDOUBLE Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I join you, guys! i´m bringing a friend & popcorn! Its been a while since we done tequilas:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenie Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 We need to "catch up", Freddo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikaFreak123 Posted September 16, 2009 Author Share Posted September 16, 2009 (edited) ::PART 2:: Mika quickly jumped into the shower and cleaned himself off. Even though he just set himself up! but when he got out, his hair looked even more sexy so Christabelle was sure to like him tonight! He got back into his jeans and rocket shirt and put on his watermelon hat and smiled at himself in the mirror. He patted his pocket, making sure the comdom was still in there. Yup. It was. Giggling, he went out to the kitchen and waited for Mumma to prepare him some tea. Mika: what's for tea Mumma? Mumma: Tobouli Mika: not again! Mumma: you shh! dying kids in africa would want this food. Mika: well maybe you should mail it to them. Mumma: oh you cheeky boy! one more peep out of you and no girly tonight! Mika: *sigh* Yes Mumma.... Mumma: now eat your tobouli, I don't want to see a speck of green on that plate when you've finished! When Mumma wasn't looking, Mika poured the tobouli into the pot plant next to him and started scrapping the last bits off and eating it. He wrinkled his nose and keept on chewing the last bits. Mumma: Mika, did you give the pot plant your dinner? Mika: No Mumma! I ate it all Mumma: hmmm.. Mika: well look at that, I'm finished! and now I only have 2 hours to go! Mika went upstairs to his bedroom and layed on his bed. Hmm...I don't think we'll be getting much sleep tonight.....well, it is called sleeping with each other but there isn't much sleeping involved....should catch a few hours then...[/i He thought as he fell into a dazy nap. Suddenly, Mika awoke from his mobile ringing. Mika: uh Hello! Christabelle: Mika? where are you! Mika: Christabelle....Wah? Christabelle: it's 9:30! Get your cute butt over here. Mika: oh I'm sorry! be right there. Mika jumped up and fixed a few curls then ran out the door before Mumma could stop him. He ran as fast as his long legs could and finally made it to Christabelle's doorstep. He stood still and took a deep breath and went to knock but the door flung open. Christabelle: Mika! finally. Mika: yeah, Sorry I was late.... I was ehh fixing my hair. Christabelle: oh you silly boy, your hair looks fine. Mika: Christabelle: so shall you come in? Mika: HELL YEAH! Christabelle: Mika: haha.....I mean, yeah. SORRY ENDING HAS BEEN CHANGED DUE TO EXPLICIT CONTENT. IF YOU ARE OVER 16 AND WISH TO HEAR THE UN-CUT ENDING, PRIVATE MESSAGE ME!! Mika Slipped inside and sat down on the sofa next to Christabelle. Christabelle: Guess what I'm gonna show you! Mika: What what?! Christabelle: *pulls out a floating red balloon* Mika: uhm...? Christabelle: *sucks up helium* NOW I CAN SING LIKE YOU Mika: that's not funneh. Christabelle: I could be brown I could be blue... Mika: hey! give me that! Christabelle: fineee then. Mika: *sucks helium* HELLO EARTH I COME IN PEACE Christabelle: I don't like aliens! they creep me out!! Mika: *sniggers* I'M COMING TO GET YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Christabelle: NOOO! ahhhh!! Mika got up and chased Christabelle around the whole loungeroom, knocking over a lamp in the process. She went flying out the door into the darkness and Mika keept on chasing her down some bushes into the woods near her house. Mika started to get scared now. Christabelle: Mika? where are you? Mika: I'm right here! Christabelle: WHERE? Mika: HERE! Christabelle: what's that glowing pink thing? Mika: uhm....ME!! Christabelle: *bumps into him* Oh hi Mika. Mika: that's a tree not me. Christabelle: noo trees aren't ticklish *tickles him* Mika: *giggles high pitch* OKAY OKAY IT'S ME HEHEHEHE STOP HEHEHEHE. Christabelle: have fun tonight Mika? Mika: Yup. (: Christabelle: Good, cuz I have something for us to do tomorrow some time. Mika: *snuggles* night Christabelle. Edited September 16, 2009 by MikaFreak123 explicit content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodes100 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Bravo MikaFreak123!! This tale is too funny!:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodes100 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 MikaFreak123 you should consider writing a story about Little Mickey Moo! That is the name Lady GaGa calls Mika! It just makes me laugh hearing Little Mickey Moo. Apparently Mika doesn't like this name even though he told an interviewer about it. Can you imagine ALL the trouble Little Mickey Moo could get into?? Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikaFreak123 Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 ::STORY THREE:: Mika awoke from his mobile ringing under his bottom. What the hell?.. He thought as he answered it. Mika: Hellooo...? Lady GaGa: Hi Little Mickey Moo!! Mika: Do you really have to call me that? Lady Gaga: Well no.. but it's cute! anyway, wanna go out today? there's a big party on and lots of fun! Mika: hmm....Well okay. But you have to come get me cuz I'm lazy. Lady Gaga: Fine. aslong as you wear no shirt! Mika: hey...that's not fair, I'm hairy! Lady Gaga: so? that's hot Mika: I might get a cold. Lady Gaga: oh shhh! come on!! Mika: okay fineeee. Lady Gaga: YAYYYY see you soon Little Mickey Moo! *click* Mika fell back into his bed and yawned. Arghh my hair is so messy....wait, it always looks like that. Hey where's Mumma?.. Mika got up and went down stairs to find that Mumma was no where to be seen. He jumped up into the air and danced. yayyy! I love Mumma but I need to be left alone sometimes! Then he heard a faint voice say that she was still watching him. Mika blushed slightly and jumped into the shower. He started singing at the top of his lungs. "We are not who you think we, we are golden, we are golden!!!" Next door: SHUTUP! Mika: NO YOU SHUTUP! Next door: if you don't shutup, I'll tell Mika you're singing his songs. Mika: I AM MIKA YOU NOOB! Next door: *silence* Mika: haha that's what I thought. Then Mika slipped on the soap and hit his head. Mika: Oww! that hurt....oh great, my nose is bleeding. He got up and wrapped a towl around himself and stuck a bandaid across his nose where it was bleeding slightly. He looked in the mirror. Mika: oh that's attractive. Then there was a ring at the door. Mika: COMING! He danced around trying to get his boxers and torn jeans on as he flew out the door, forgetting his shirt but rememebering what GaGa had said. He nearly tripped as he staggered to put his sneakers on and grabbed his wallet. Off he ran out the door to see the limo parked in his drive way with GaGa wearing a spontanious outfit - as usual. GaGa: Micky Moo! *hugs him* Mika: Hiii GaGa. Lady GaGa: No pulling faces! and hey you wore no shirt. Very nice. Mika: uhmm... yeah thanks GaGa: Shutup and drive! Mika: that's not your song. GaGa: eh, I could do it better anyway. The eninge started and they started driving around. Mika keept looking out the window trying to figure which part of london this party was at. They pulled up at a really large two story house with little bushes around it. GaGa: this is the party, lots of celebs will be here! Mika: but it's the day? GaGa: SO WHAT!!! *pulls him out of the car* Mika: woahhhhh! *nearly trips over* Mika linked arms with GaGa as they walked in. Mika was greeted by alot of celebrity faces! He felt nervous because he wasn't sure they would like him at all. He smiled shyly as Eminem nodded towards him and GaGa. There was a big crowd and everybody was going in different directions. So Mika stayed close to Lady GaGa, so he wouldn't get lost. He walked past so many famous people. Adamn Sandler was siting next to the punch bowl talking to Matthew Perry and Rhianna was talking to Neyo. GaGa handed Mika a drink and he sipped it slowly, noticing it was alcoholic. Don't drink too much Micky Moo... Wait wtf?! MY NAME IS MIKA!! gah... stupid GaGa... Mika found a seat as GaGa began to walk away and talk to Eminem. He keept eyeing Mika, which made Mika really nervous. Maybe he wants to pick a fight? oh god! I hope not, I just want to have fun no fights, just drink and laugh. Yeah....Drink and laugh... He thought as he took another mouthful of the sweet tasting punch. Then someone sat down infront of him. It was Elvis Presley! Wait, WTF?! Elvis: Hi there Mike-Ah. Mika: Meekah. Elvis: ahhh yes. Don't mind me, I'm just some dude they hired to play as Elvis. Mika: Ermm... right. Elvis: sooo Mike-ah - Mika: MEEKAH! Elvis: yeah Meek, you have funny hair. How do you get it like that? like I have a wig on....yours just goes weeeeee! all the time. Mika: uhmm....Look! it's Mickey Mouse! Elvis: really? *gets up and looks* Mika: GaGa: Mika you alright? *hands him another drink Mika: yeah...just elvis dude gave me the creeps. GaGa: haha. Eminem wants to congratulate you on the new single! isn't that kool?! Mika: uhh I guess so. Eminem: Yo mahn what's up *weirdo homie hug* Mika: uhh yeah sup. Eminem: Mika: so uhm uhm....kool hat! Eminem: thanks brother. heard your new single. it really annoys me....but hey, everybody else likes it so good luck to ya mahn! *slaps Mika's back* Mika: *cough* thanks.....mahn... Eminem: well, I'm off. Cyah baby... Mika: bye.....? TO BE CONTINUED.....YET AGAIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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