Nightbird Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 *calls mika* me: sorry to bother you mika.... mika: not even you believe it... me: anyway... listen... i have so many troubles to get to vigo.. so i was thinking about taking my kid with me... mika: oh,thanx god you have called me to explain your plans... me: just shut up... let me go on... i need your sister or your mother to take care of him mika: WOT?????????????? NO WAY GIRL!!! I NEED THEM!!! me: oh.mika,c´mon... i´m sure you can take care of yourself... can´t you change your clothes without your mom´s help???? you little boy??? mika: of course i can!!! me: then.... mika: it´s your son!!! not mine!!! me: well,if that is a problem... we both can have a child... mika: asdfasdfajisorhaiosdhgaoierjhtaoiegjweiohf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me: is that an OK?? mika: i´ll try to talk to my staff,to see if anyone can look after your son while you drool.... i mean,while you enjoy my gig:mf_rosetinted: me: oh no,mika... it´s not for the gig!!! i decided i won´t go to your gig!! but as i have the hotel in vigo reserved and everything ready,i will have a date with luis there.... hope you don´t mind... mika: *hangs up* JOOOOOOHHNNNN!!!!! something´s going wrong with my promotion in vigo,man... one of my three official droolers is not coming to the gig... she´s going to date another man instead... YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!! I´M LOSSING FANS!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!! Love it, Rosa!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 !!!!! !!!!!! Love it, Rosa!!! love you,kath!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 YOUR WISH!!! :floo r: :floo r: :mf_rosetinte d: *calls mika* me: sorry to bother you mika.... mika: not even you believe it... me: anyway... listen... i have so many troubles to get to vigo.. so i was thinking about taking my kid with me... mika: oh,thanx god you have called me to explain your plans... me: just shut up... let me go on... i need your sister or your mother to take care of him mika: WOT??????????????:shoc ked: NO WAY GIRL!!! I NEED THEM!!! me: oh.mika,c´mon... i´m sure you can take care of yourself... can´t you change your clothes without your mom´s help???? you little boy??? mika: of course i can!!! :shu n: me: then.... mika: it´s your son!!! not mine!!! me: well,if that is a problem... we both can have a child... mika: asdfasdfajisorhaiosdhgaoierjhtaoiegjweiohf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me: is that an OK?? mika: i´ll try to talk to my staff,to see if anyone can look after your son while you drool.... i mean,while you enjoy my gig:mf_rosetinted: me: oh no,mika... it´s not for the gig!!! i decided i won´t go to your gig!! but as i have the hotel in vigo reserved and everything ready,i will have a date with luis there.... hope you don´t mind... mika: *hangs up* JOOOOOOHHNNNN!!!!! something´s going wrong with my promotion in vigo,man... one of my three official droolers is not coming to the gig... she´s going to date another man instead... YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!! I´M LOSSING FANS!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! hahaha!!! ok, you both you and wonka need babysitters.. im telling you, i can do it:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 love you,kath!!! Love you too, Rosita! I think this convos belong in this thread too The following are no phone calls...just fictional conversations Rosa and I just made up when we talked about who could take care of her son while she's at the gig in Vigo... I suggested, that Mika should offer childcare backstage for the kids of his fans... that's what Rosa came up with then: CAN YOU IMAGINE YASMINE LOOKING AFTER MY SON??? mika: yasmineeeee!!!! i need you here like now!!! yasmine: aww... this cute boy... sowy mika,i can´t!! i´m looking after this adorable boy... mika: wtf?? leave that creature with his mom!!!!!! yasmine: i can´t... his mom in on front row,waiting for you mika: since when have you become a babysitter?? you are looking after my fan´s children...??? yasmine: he´s soooooo cute... aaaww... mika: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 And here's my sequel: mika: Yasmine!! I need you to do my face paint like NOW! John will look after that young devil...i mean, little angel yasmine: *sigh* Ok, you're the boss... john: But...but...i can't handle little children!!! yasmine: You are Mikas tour manager, of course you can john: Mrs. P!!!! HELP!!! He's pulling my hair...ouch!! I'll get a bald head if he doesn't stop!!! MrsP: Alright, hand him over to me...Hi sweetheart, you remind me of young Meeks...nice purple trousers...let's see if you already fit in a LG costume... Rosa / Mika / John / Yasmine / Andy / whole crew: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mika: "Hey front row Rosa...stop drooling and look after your son. He's backstage, painting all my undies purple!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 And here's my sequel: mika: Yasmine!! I need you to do my face paint like NOW! John will look after that young devil...i mean, little angel yasmine: *sigh* Ok, you're the boss... john: But...but...i can't handle little children!!! yasmine: You are Mikas tour manager, of course you can john: Mrs. P!!!! HELP!!! He's pulling my hair...ouch!! I'll get a bald head if he doesn't stop!!! MrsP: Alright, hand him over to me...Hi sweetheart, you remind me of young Meeks...nice purple trousers...let's see if you already fit in a LG costume... Rosa / Mika / John / Yasmine / Andy / whole crew: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mika: "Hey front row Rosa...stop drooling and look after your son. He's backstage, painting all my undies purple!!" hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did i miss this convo!!!!!! !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Hahahaha Not gonna quote, I want peace to put my smiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!how did i miss this convo!!!!!! !!!!!!! You were still asleep on your side of the world !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 You were still asleep on your side of the world !!!! no fair Mika: ok, its clear we need a babysitter here... Yasmine: maybe John: HELL YEAH!!! Andy: hello little sweetie... why hello yes.. hi!! *makes cute face to Rosas son* hell... sorry... Mika:... ok, i know who to call... *mika calls me* Mika: do you like kids?? Me: aww yes!! of course ill have your babies mika!!! Mika: !! not mine.. Rosa's... Me:.. aww.. well, yeah, hes still adorable Mika: okay, heres 2 plane tickets for Vigo so you can watch him... *hangs up* At Vigo Mika: ok, take the kid, watch him while i do the show... Me: sure... On stage during lollipop Mika: sucking to haaa... ROXY??!! Me: HI!! the lyrics are lollipop, heys loves gonna get yo... Mika: i know the lyrics!!! what are u doing here??? Me:... you sent me plane tickets man... wow, you ahve the memory of a goldfish.. Mika: i mean ON STAGE!!! wheres Rosas son??!! Me:... hes with gertrude... dont worry, dogs take good care of kids... Mika: ok... where do you oput them both Me: in your dressing room.. Mika: with my LOUBS SHOES????? Me:... erm.. yeah? dont moan husband... Mika: *faints* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippieibbie Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 no fair Mika: ok, its clear we need a babysitter here... Yasmine: maybe John: HELL YEAH!!! Andy: hello little sweetie... why hello yes.. hi!! *makes cute face to Rosas son* hell... sorry... Mika:... ok, i know who to call... *mika calls me* Mika: do you like kids?? Me: aww yes!! of course ill have your babies mika!!! Mika: !! not mine.. Rosa's... Me:.. aww.. well, yeah, hes still adorable Mika: okay, heres 2 plane tickets for Vigo so you can watch him... *hangs up* At Vigo Mika: ok, take the kid, watch him while i do the show... Me: sure... On stage during lollipop Mika: sucking to haaa... ROXY??!! Me: HI!! the lyrics are lollipop, heys loves gonna get yo... Mika: i know the lyrics!!! what are u doing here??? Me:... you sent me plane tickets man... wow, you ahve the memory of a goldfish.. Mika: i mean ON STAGE!!! wheres Rosas son??!! Me:... hes with gertrude... dont worry, dogs take good care of kids... Mika: ok... where do you oput them both Me: in your dressing room.. Mika: with my LOUBS SHOES????? Me:... erm.. yeah? dont moan husband... Mika: *faints* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 no fair :sh un: Mika: ok, its clear we need a babysitter here... Yasmine: maybe :tee hee: John: HELL YEAH!!! Andy: hello little sweetie... why hello yes.. hi!! *makes cute face to Rosas son* hell... sorry... Mika:... ok, i know who to call... *mika calls me* Mika: do you like kids?? Me: aww yes!! of course ill have your babies mika!!! Mika: !! not mine.. Rosa's... Me:.. aww.. well, yeah, hes still adorable Mika: okay, heres 2 plane tickets for Vigo so you can watch him... *hangs up* At Vigo Mika: ok, take the kid, watch him while i do the show... Me: sure... :mf_rose tinted: On stage during lollipop Mika: sucking to haaa... ROXY??!! Me: HI!! the lyrics are lollipop, heys loves gonna get yo... Mika: i know the lyrics!!! :a ah: what are u doing here??? Me:... you sent me plane tickets man... wow, you ahve the memory of a goldfish.. Mika: i mean ON STAGE!!! wheres Rosas son??!! Me:... hes with gertrude... dont worry, dogs take good care of kids... Mika: ok... where do you oput them both Me: in your dressing room.. Mika: with my LOUBS SHOES????? Me:... erm.. yeah? :tee hee: dont moan husband... Mika: *faints* :roftl::roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Me: Penniman? Mika: Hmmmmm??? Me: I heard you were babysitting Rosito, Rosita's baby, so i am taking my 3 pests to stay with John, too, in Vigo... Mika: Good joke, Wonka... Me: i mean it, Mika! Mika: Ah! as if! Me: Remember the fresh products shipping cancelling??? Mika: Ok, bring them on, i'll ask my 30 Lebanese cousins to handle them... Me: Good! Mika: #$%&/&%%#$%///, damn woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Me: Penniman?Mika: Hmmmmm??? Me: I heard you were babysitting Rosito, Rosita's baby, so i am taking my 3 pests to stay with John, too, in Vigo... Mika: Good joke, Wonka... Me: i mean it, Mika! Mika: Ah! as if! Me: Remember the fresh products shipping cancelling??? Mika: Ok, bring them on, i'll ask my 30 Lebanese cousins to handle them... Me: Good! Mika: #$%&/&%%#$%///, damn woman! Mika: Hey John, can we handle 4 more brats to babysit? John: 4? In thought Wonka would bring only 3? Mika: Right, but you will babysit her too - or do you really think i'll let her go front row and take pics of me? Pfff, Dreamer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Is the one you made earlier too burnt too eat? Mika: Hey John, can we handle 4 more brats to babysit? John: 4? In thought Wonka would bring only 3? Mika: Right, but you will babysit her too - or do you really think i'll let her go front row and take pics of me? Pfff, Dreamer! Pfffft, i hardly take any pics and the ones i do end up in babs shaken pic thread all the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Mika: Hey John, can we handle 4 more brats to babysit? John: 4? In thought Wonka would bring only 3? Mika: Right, but you will babysit her too - or do you really think i'll let her go front row and take pics of me? Pfff, Dreamer! ok,i think we are "degenerating" this "oh-so-serious roxane´s thread" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 ok,i think we are "degenerating" this "oh-so-serious roxane´s thread" :mf_rosetinted:yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Pfffft, i hardly take any pics and the ones i do end up in babs shaken pic thread all the time... John: Hey boss, this Wonka just called and promised she won't take many pics at the gig Mika: And you believe that? John: Why not? Mika: SHE'S WONKA, FFS!!!!! John: WONKALAND WONKA? Mika: John: Ok, i'll get a play yard and some colored pencils for her to entertain her during the show Mika: NO PENCILS!!! NOTHING TO WRITE WITH John: Ok...may she have some fresh... Mika: NOOOOOO!!!!!! *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 John: Hey boss, this Wonka just called and promised she won't take many pics at the gig Mika: And you believe that? John: Why not? Mika: SHE'S WONKA, FFS!!!!! John: WONKALAND WONKA? Mika: John: Ok, i'll get a play yard and some colored pencils for her to entertain her during the show Mika: NO PENCILS!!! NOTHING TO WRITE WITH John: Ok...may she have some fresh... Mika: NOOOOOO!!!!!! *hangs up* poor wonka.... she´s a sweet girl,mika!! don´t be so rude,man!!! she´s very polite with you!! she always calls you penniman!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 poor wonka.... she´s a sweet girl,mika!! don´t be so rude,man!!! she´s very polite with you!! she always calls you penniman!! !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 John: Hey boss, this Wonka just called and promised she won't take many pics at the gig :thumb_y ello:Mika: And you believe that? John: Why not? Mika: SHE'S WONKA, FFS!!!!! :a ah: John: WONKALAND WONKA? :sh ocked: Mika: :sneak y2: John: Ok, i'll get a play yard and some colored pencils for her to entertain her during the show Mika: NO PENCILS!!! NOTHING TO WRITE WITH John: Ok...may she have some fresh... Mika: NOOOOOO!!!!!! *hangs up* poor wonka.... :lm fao:she´s a sweet girl,mika!! don´t be so rude,man!!! she´s very polite with you!! she always calls you penniman!!:mf_ rosetinted: !!!!! Me: Penniman! I heard you wouldn't even let John lend me some colored pencils and... Mika: Nothing! Me: But...but...but... Mika: Get lost! Me: See what i can do with some pencils... Mika: Isn't that by that Van Gogh guy...Da One Ear Boy? Me: Yeah, that's my pen name, so.... Your loss, dude...Ktnxbai... Mika: No, wait... Me: Kiss my ass goodbye... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Me: Penniman! I heard you wouldn't even let John lend me some colored pencils and...Mika: Nothing! Me: But...but...but... Mika: Get lost! Me: See what i can do with some pencils...:win k2: Mika: Isn't that by that Van Gogh guy...Da One Ear Boy? Me: Yeah, that's my pen name, so.... Your loss, dude...Ktnxbai... Mika: No, wait... Me: Kiss my ass goodbye... kiss my ass???????? wonka,don´t you remember that many of mika´s family and friends read your thread??? i really want to see mika´s face at vigo... when you both meet again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Me: Penniman! I heard you wouldn't even let John lend me some colored pencils and...Mika: Nothing!:sneaky2 : Me: But...but...but... Mika: Get lost! Me: See what i can do with some pencils... Mika: Isn't that by that Van Gogh guy...Da One Ear Boy? Me: Yeah, that's my pen name, so.... Your loss, dude...Ktnxbai... Mika: No, wait...:blink : Me: Kiss my ass goodbye... *hands you coloured pencils and hopes for a drawing as a birthday present * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet.pixie Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Me: Penniman! I heard you wouldn't even let John lend me some colored pencils and...Mika: Nothing! Me: But...but...but... Mika: Get lost! Me: See what i can do with some pencils... Mika: Isn't that by that Van Gogh guy...Da One Ear Boy? Me: Yeah, that's my pen name, so.... Your loss, dude...Ktnxbai... Mika: No, wait... Me: Kiss my ass goodbye... This whole thing of the phone calls is getting dangerous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 kiss my ass???????? wonka,don´t you remember that many of mika´s family and friends read your thread??? i really want to see mika´s face at vigo... when you both meet again... Don't worry. It's not Wonkaland here. And i'm sure the only thread Mikas family and friends subscribed, is Wonkaland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 kiss my ass???????? wonka,don´t you remember that many of mika´s family and friends read your thread??? i really want to see mika´s face at vigo... when you both meet again... Don't worry. It's not Wonkaland here. And i'm sure the only thread Mikas family and friends subscribed, is Wonkaland :mf_ro setinted: They do? They said they didn't... Besides, all this is purely fictional... Sorry, Mr. P. i'll take it back... Even if it wasn't, Kathi, they subscribed right after the lisbon gig, after my husband had the bright idea of publishing it to Imma for 15 mins... Poor Imma... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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