basicamenteyo Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Once upon a time, like 6 months ago.... *Mika goes to a photoshoot* Photographer: Ok, Mr. Penniman. Pose this way... *takes pics* hmmm... very good... move a bit toward the side... yes... fine... hold your head high... very good.... *takes 238974289347 pics* ok... now... shirt off... fine...*80782439 pics more*... (and so on for 2 hours and a half) Two weeks later: Manager: ok, Mika, we need to choose a pic for the album cover. Mika: ok, let´s see... how many pics are there? Manager: like 3498573498753984753984759834. Mika: do you think we have enough? Manager: God, I hope so Mika: ok, let´s do it. *three hours and a half later* Mika: WHOA!! I LOVE THIS ONE!!! *points at his naked b/w profile pic* Manager: do you want this one as the album cover? Mika: yes!!! FFS I look so hot!!!! Manager: whatever ... ok... we thought of doing posters too... which pic would you want for that? *Mika searches among the 04752394875293485794837 pics again* Mika: this one! Yep. Deffinitely. Manager: that´s the same you choose for the cover Mika: Really? I think I look good... Manager: *sigh* it´s ok. And also we thought to make a special version with a screenprint. A very expensive screeprint, you know... to help you pay your new house and stuff... Mika: oh, good idea!! So my fangurls can fangurl over a nice pic of me, right? Ok, let me take a look again. *Mika takes a look again to choose one among the 9847598347592834573498 pics he has* Mika: OH WHOA!! THIS ONE IS AMAZING!! I WANT THIS ONE FOR THE SCREENPRINT!!!! Manager: you are fooling me, aren´t you? Mika: no... why? Manager: you choose the same pic AGAIN. Mika: look carefully at that pic... don´t I look amazing on it? I must say that this phonecall comes from whatsapp and half of the rights belong to Rox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted October 17, 2012 Author Share Posted October 17, 2012 I love how the number of pics increase everytime hahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 I love how the number of pics increase everytime hahahhaha shut up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nas Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 :floor: I can't do phone calls but u girls are brilliant!! The one with the pic is funny cos it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 :floor: I can't do phone calls but u girls are brilliant!! The one with the pic is funny cos it's true All the calls are true We just needed to say they were fictional to not be harassed and stuff... but we actually talk to him every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Alisa Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 me : are you proposing me? no one ever did it like you do. OMG, by a song!Mika: uh? what are you talking about? me: that song! OMG, I do Mika. I DO Mika: song? what song? me: remember Step With Me? Mika: of course i remember my song. And which part I said the propose? me : I'll sing it and you have to follow me. "Step 1, come a little closer. Step 2, rest upon my shoulder. Step 3, im calling you baby, three steps away from me. Step 4....... Mika : We can get married me: YES! I DO Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM, someone wants to marry me because I made lyrics about marry. HELPPPPP MEEEEE Naughty girl you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nas Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 All the calls are true We just needed to say they were fictional to not be harassed and stuff... but we actually talk to him every day O yea ofc! I knew that... I meant that I don't talk to him everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 O yea ofc! I knew that... I meant that I don't talk to him everyday Nor do I. Only every two days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liveforglitter Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 i just read almost the whole thread... these are just way too good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Efriani Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 *calling mika*Me: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*breathes*IIIII MIKA: uhm. Hi? Who... Me: you thought i forgot you huh?!?? NOOOO Mika: NOT. HER. MOOOOOOOOOMMM!!! HOW DID SHE GET MY NUMBER?!?! Me: how do you think you lost your last 4 iphones? I keep track of you Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM CALL THE FBI!!! Me: oh shush. Youre supposed to be all grown up now Mika: joooohn? John? Jo... Hes gone. True. Anyone? Help? Me: listen. So. I got the new cd. But. Im a bit disappointed i dont have your autograph on it.. Mika: like ill send u crazy an autogr.. Me: i have your phonenumber. Mika: ok. Autograph coming up. Me: i have you address. Mika: shirtless autographed pic? Me: im dogsitting your dog right now. Mika: ok!! Erm.... A pair of my louboutin shoes?!?! Me: im having breakfast with your mom right now. She says hi. And wash your hair. Mika: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?! ILL SEND YOU A SHIRT I WORE DURING A GIG OK?!?! Me:... Ok same address. Bye *hangs up* Mika: .... CURTIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS Curtis: hey man, this girl Lilstar added my phonenumber! Were chatting! Mika:.... John? so, we have Curtis right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 *Mika recording the UW clip* Mika: I think I´ll upload some pics of me on instagram , please, put a nice makeup on me. Makeup guy: ... you are suposed to look like a shipwrecked... Mika: ...like dirty and stuff?? NO WAY!! I´m too sexy for that. Put a nice makeup so I look hot Makeup guy: as you please.... Mika: oh yeah... I look really good... Guy in red cap: wtf?? weren´t you supossed to be a shipwrecked?? Yasmine: Oh God, you are so hopeless.... Mika: shush, look, I´ll open my mouth... I know MFC loves my apple pose... MamaP: I´m leaving... I´m not paid enough as to stand this nonsenses.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Efriani Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 *Mika recording the UW clip* Mika: I think I´ll upload some pics of me on instagram , please, put a nice makeup on me. Makeup guy: ... you are suposed to look like a shipwrecked... Mika: ...like dirty and stuff?? NO WAY!! I´m too sexy for that. Put a nice makeup so I look hot Makeup guy: as you please.... Mika: oh yeah... I look really good... Guy in red cap: wtf?? weren´t you supossed to be a shipwrecked?? Yasmine: Oh God, you are so hopeless.... Mika: shush, look, I´ll open my mouth... I know MFC loves my apple pose... MamaP: I´m leaving... I´m not paid enough as to stand this nonsenses.... Yasmine expression looked like "Why I have a brother like this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted December 15, 2012 Author Share Posted December 15, 2012 i just read almost the whole thread... these are just way too good Happy to help everyone in the world not do thei work/homework. so, we have Curtis right now? He gave me his number. His bad. *Mika recording the UW clip* Mika: I think I´ll upload some pics of me on instagram , please, put a nice makeup on me. Makeup guy: ... you are suposed to look like a shipwrecked... Mika: ...like dirty and stuff?? NO WAY!! I´m too sexy for that. Put a nice makeup so I look hot Makeup guy: as you please.... Mika: oh yeah... I look really good... Guy in red cap: wtf?? weren´t you supossed to be a shipwrecked?? Yasmine: Oh God, you are so hopeless.... Mika: shush, look, I´ll open my mouth... I know MFC loves my apple pose... MamaP: I´m leaving... I´m not paid enough as to stand this nonsenses.... *two weeks ago* Mika: MOOOOOOM *crickets noise* Mika: mom? Curtis: yo she left like 2 months ago dude Mika:... What?!?! Curtis: yes. Somethinv bout not being paid enough. Mika:... HOW COME I DIDNT KNOW????? Curtis: you were taking pics for instagram Mika: oh thats right. Im pretty ... ... Curtis:.... MIKA!! Mika: oh what?? Yes Mom!!!! Curtis: stop yelling!!! Youll get throat ache! Mika: nonsense!! MOOOOOOMMMMMM *today* Mika:... I am dying. *rubs throat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilasko Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Happy to help everyone in the world not do thei work/homework. He gave me his number. His bad. *two weeks ago* Mika: MOOOOOOM *crickets noise* Mika: mom? Curtis: yo she left like 2 months ago dude Mika:... What?!?! Curtis: yes. Somethinv bout not being paid enough. Mika:... HOW COME I DIDNT KNOW????? Curtis: you were taking pics for instagram Mika: oh thats right. Im pretty ... ... Curtis:.... MIKA!! Mika: oh what?? Yes Mom!!!! Curtis: stop yelling!!! Youll get throat ache! Mika: nonsense!! MOOOOOOMMMMMM *today* Mika:... I am dying. *rubs throat* xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Once upon a time, like 6 months ago.... *Mika goes to a photoshoot* Photographer: Ok, Mr. Penniman. Pose this way... *takes pics* hmmm... very good... move a bit toward the side... yes... fine... hold your head high... very good.... *takes 238974289347 pics* ok... now... shirt off... fine...*80782439 pics more*... (and so on for 2 hours and a half) Two weeks later: Manager: ok, Mika, we need to choose a pic for the album cover. Mika: ok, let´s see... how many pics are there? Manager: like 3498573498753984753984759834. Mika: do you think we have enough? Manager: God, I hope so Mika: ok, let´s do it. *three hours and a half later* Mika: WHOA!! I LOVE THIS ONE!!! *points at his naked b/w profile pic* Manager: do you want this one as the album cover? Mika: yes!!! FFS I look so hot!!!! Manager: whatever ... ok... we thought of doing posters too... which pic would you want for that? *Mika searches among the 04752394875293485794837 pics again* Mika: this one! Yep. Deffinitely. Manager: that´s the same you choose for the cover Mika: Really? I think I look good... Manager: *sigh* it´s ok. And also we thought to make a special version with a screenprint. A very expensive screeprint, you know... to help you pay your new house and stuff... Mika: oh, good idea!! So my fangurls can fangurl over a nice pic of me, right? Ok, let me take a look again. *Mika takes a look again to choose one among the 9847598347592834573498 pics he has* Mika: OH WHOA!! THIS ONE IS AMAZING!! I WANT THIS ONE FOR THE SCREENPRINT!!!! Manager: you are fooling me, aren´t you? Mika: no... why? Manager: you choose the same pic AGAIN. Mika: look carefully at that pic... don´t I look amazing on it? I must say that this phonecall comes from whatsapp and half of the rights belong to Rox. It´s been a lifetime I was here so - HELLO I´m still alive! Loving this one so much I must come over sooner I miss it so much!!! Anyways, before I do that, I y´all and talk to u soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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